My Not So Funny Valentine
My Not So Funny Valentine

Author: Ellie Pond

Publisher: Mountain Keep Publishing

Published: 2020-12-26

Total Pages: 249

ISBN-13: 1956083014

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She ran away once and he nailed his heart shut… Gigi’s got plenty of secrets. Like how she’s married to her job, literally. The Order called on her family for a tribute and she answered. Even more secrets surround her not-so-deceased boss who’s entrusted her to keep his location hidden from The Order. But through it all, she’s never forgotten her first love. Wallis remembers exactly how he felt when Gigi told him she was marrying a man she barely knew and moving to the West Coast. Wallis never told her what he’d found out at his wolf pack adulthood ceremony—that they’re fated mates. He’s kept the secret to himself through the years. Eighteen years later, she’s standing in the lobby of the Dark Wing cruise ship where Wallis works. Her couture exterior didn’t match the shredding she’d done on Wallis’s youthful heart. Fate has brought Wallis and Gigi back together on the Dark Wing cruise ship. Now Can he stay away from her for the whole Valentine’s Day cruise to protect his shattered heart? Or will Gigi’s secrets turn both their worlds upside down? This is book two in a standalone series, a full-length steamy read. Grab a box of chocolates and see how fate takes hold. HEA and no cliffhanger!

The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine
The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine

Author: Stan Berenstain

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2012-12-19

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 038537030X

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Come for a visit in Bear Country with this classic First Time Book® from Stan and Jan Berenstain. It’s Valentine’s Day and Sister has a special card for a cub named Billy. But when Billy ends up having a special card for Sister, the tables are turned. This beloved story is a perfect way to Celebrate Valentines Day.

This Is Not a Valentine
This Is Not a Valentine

Author: Carter Higgins

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2017-12-26

Total Pages: 51

ISBN-13: 1452153957

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In this picture book, a girl’s gift of a Valentine to a boy prompts a tale with an enduring message of friendship. This book is not a valentine. It doesn’t have lacey edges or sugary hearts. But it is full of lucky rocks, secret hiding spots, and gumball machine treasures. This is a book about waiting in line and wishing for cinnamon buns. About recognizing that if you care so much about someone not thinking you care, maybe you really do. But wait—isn’t that exactly what love is about? Maybe this book is sort of a valentine after all. A testament to handmade, wacky, bashful, honest love—sure to win over the hearts of all readers—this offering from debut picture book author Carter Higgins and children’s book veteran Lucy Ruth Cummins is the perfect gift to celebrate every relationship, from parent to child, sibling to sibling, partner to partner, crush to crush. Praise for This Is Not a Valentine “A perfect book for kids who find the whole Valentine's Day holiday icky and overrated.” —Book Riot “A beautiful celebration of love and how different that may look to others celebrating Valentine's Day.” —ReaderTotz “[Cummins’s] cartoon cast is a diverse one, and refreshingly, this is more about deep friendship than romantic love; her kids are definitely just that: kids. . . . A sort of anti-valentine for those who want to show the ones they love they care without being all mushy (or spending any money).” —Kirkus Reviews

My Funny Valentine
My Funny Valentine

Author: Nigel Bird

Publisher: Down & Out Books

Published: 2020-11-30

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13:

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Double Dutch loves playing Cupid and for one lucky lady his arrow will be painfully sharp. Only the police can prevent him from hitting his target before Valentine’s Day comes to a close. It’s almost twenty years since the last Double Dutch killing and he’s back with a vengeance. The discovery of his latest victim resurrects ghosts the police hoped they’d laid to rest forever. With Valentine’s Day almost upon them, detectives know they have limited time to avoid another slaying. Follow DI Wilson and his team as they try to locate the killer before he strikes again. My Funny Valentine is the second novel in the highly-praised Rat Pack series.

My Funny Valentine
My Funny Valentine

Author: Caroline Fardig

Publisher: Caroline Fardig

Published: 2016-01-28

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1310328250

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All Lizzie wants for Valentine's Day is for her fiancé NOT to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Is that too much to ask? Lizzie Hart is finally living the dream. She's engaged to the love of her life, Blake Morgan, and more importantly, she hasn't even given a thought to dead bodies or murder investigations for an entire year. The only hurdle in Lizzie and Blake's way to wedded bliss is introducing their polar opposite families to each other at their engagement party. Blake's parents have thrown a lavish shindig, but the fun is quickly over when Blake's brother arrives with an unexpected guest, the woman who left Blake at the altar years ago. If that weren't enough drama for one evening, Lizzie and Blake find the town mayor dead and the detectives on the case put Blake at the top of their suspect list. It's a race against the clock for Lizzie and Blake to find the real killer before the police decide to lock Blake up and throw away the key.

Love You by Heart
Love You by Heart

Author: Peter H. Reynolds

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2022-01-04

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1338808257

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Acclaimed creator of The Word Collector, Happy Dreamer, Say Something, and Be You, #1 New York Times bestseller Peter H. Reynolds breaks new ground in this ultimate gift book format perfect for readers of every age. A poetic, universal, and joyful celebration of how we feel about the most beloved people in our lives -- we love them BY HEART! I love every smile, every blink, I love you by heart. I love your toes, your head, your nose, I love you by heart. Celebrated, bestselling creator Peter H. Reynolds brings to life this ode to unconditional love with a delightful and poetic tribute to the rare and beautiful love that binds us together. From the intimate and unbridled love parents and caregivers have for their little ones, to the tremendous love of a lifelong friendship, and the boundless love of a grandparent -- this is a heartfelt message to share with the people we cherish; like a song we have known all our lives, we love them by heart. Peter H. Reynold's whimsical and charming art conveys this deep expression of love with humor, tenderness, and heart. Love You by Heart is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day and any day of the year and will become a bookshelf staple. Just right for new and expectant parents, baby showers, birthdays, graduations, and anytime you want to share a most heartfelt message of L-O-V-E!

Too Many Valentines
Too Many Valentines

Author: Margaret McNamara

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-02-14

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1442457937

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Everyone at Robin Hill School is looking forward to Valentine's Day. Everyone except Neil. He thinks valentines are silly. But on the big day, when Neil doesn't get any valentines at school, he's not sure they're so silly after all!

Captain Awesome Gets Crushed
Captain Awesome Gets Crushed

Author: Stan Kirby

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-12-03

Total Pages: 113

ISBN-13: 1442482141

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Captain Awesome and Nacho Cheese Man must battle the evil forces of pink and love in this Valentine’s Day adventure. It’s February in Sunnyview, and Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. When Captain Awesome and Nacho Cheese Man start to receive valentines in their cubbies, they know they must step up the watch for all things evil. But Captain Awesome gets distracted when Sally (aka Supersonic Sal) starts to receive valentines of her very own. Why is Captain Awesome so worried about Supersonic Sal’s valentines? Could it be that he’s hoping for a special valentine of his own? And how will he ever make it through this evil pink holiday?! With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Captain Awesome chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.

Will You Be My Valentine?
Will You Be My Valentine?

Author: Cheri Love-Byrd

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-17

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781646380664

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What better way to celebrate your little valentine than with sweet, vintage art and endearing messages of unconditional love. With illustrations from classic storybooks published in the 50's and 60's, this book has timeless charm. Soft rhyming text is easy to read aloud and helps little ones learn language patterns. A true keepsake Valentine book!

104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 Kids
104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 Kids

Author: Ryan O. Willia

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2013-11-24

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 9781494293567

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Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes. Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it. Have fun and laugh!