My Knight in Shining Armor Turned Out to Be a Loser in Tin Foil

My Knight in Shining Armor Turned Out to Be a Loser in Tin Foil

Author: Tiffany Elmquist

Publisher:

Published: 2010-09

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9781450261241

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The world is full of lonely women, looking for love. They'll try anything: dating sites, speed dates at conference centers, blind dates ... the list goes on. It's not a bad thing to keep your eye out for Mr. Right or to be hopeful and optimistic about finding your very own Prince Charming. But it's also not a bad thing to know how to spot Mr. Wrong. "My Knight in Shining Armor Turned out to Be a Loser in Tin Foil" is a guidebook for the smart, single women out there-a weapon in your arsenal to protect you from the hidden players and losers on the dating scene. Authors Tiffany Elmquist and Stefani Stevenson review the list of the ten most common characteristics of a dating loser in detail; you won't want to miss a single page! They have compiled experiences from their own lives, designed to entertain and inform. Some of the stories may even relate to your own encounters in the dating world. "My Knight in Shining Armor Turned out to Be a Loser in Tin Foil" is not about bashing men-it's about the bad apples that make men look bad. Most importantly, it's about helping you avoid Mr. Wrong so you can finally find your own Mr. Right.


Halfway to Infinity

Halfway to Infinity

Author: NEST+m Class of 2013

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-05-20

Total Pages: 307

ISBN-13: 1300951613

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STOP. RIGHT THERE. WAIT, NO. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. Before you read any further, let this be a warning to you: If you happen to be looking for a beautifully crafted anthology of pieces written by distinguished and well-respected authors, this is not the book for you. If you happen to be looking for an exciting picture book detailing the ripping adventures of a frog and its friends, this is probably not the book for you, either. And if you happen to be looking for a cake recipe, a large snowshoe, bacon-shaped pencils, or rabbit carcasses, you should probably look elsewhere (or see a doctor). But, on the other hand, if you happen to be looking for a collection of stories, poems, essays, and other assorted compositions from a gradeful of teenagers, you need not look any further. This book is for you.


the disgrace of myspace

the disgrace of myspace

Author: Richard David Kennedy

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2008-06-26

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 1435727673

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A slightly different look at the world's largest social networking and fifth largest English-speaking portal, filled with literally hundreds of facetious annotations that will leave you snickering, if not rollicking. Seen through Kennedy's penetrating (often merciless) eye, this is a book that will show you another reality- the virtual and the absurd, as offered by the actual members themselves. Is this an exposé? Not quite. This is where you will find a rather large "sample" of those Spacers, who are so eager to find "Mr. Right," fame and fortune, or just their fifteen minutes in the world's limelight, exposing themselves, quite unlike you may have expected. Don't credit the author(s); credit the members themselves for making it all possible...Newcomers, as well as those who've been around MySpace for awhile, will find this snippet of societal arrogance and self-centeredness simply irresistible.


Facebook Quotes and Status Updates

Facebook Quotes and Status Updates

Author: Silver S.

Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Published: 2014-08-02

Total Pages: 60

ISBN-13: 1634282620

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Facebook Quotes and Status Updates Volume 1 is the perfect read for lovers of quotes that are edgy, slightly "out there" and sometimes R-Rated. These are not your usual quotes! These quotes will have you laughing out loud, shaking your head or saying. "Oh, no, he (or she) didn't!" This book brims with quotes on a wide range of accessible topics. Who can't relate to quotes about love, marriage, or relationships? Since we all grow older and age, the chapter on aging is a goldmine for anyone facing a major age milestone or dreaded birthday. There is an entertaining chapter packed with alcohol and drinking quotes and a chapter filled with quotes on miscellaneous topics. For salty souls, the final chapter is relegated to R-Rated quotes. This is not your grandmother's quote book. That is, unless she drank, fell in love, aged, and cursed like a sailor!


Dork Diaries 12

Dork Diaries 12

Author: Rachel Renée Russell

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-17

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1534405615

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Nikki Maxwell has to juggle two kids’​ feelings in the twelfth installment in the blockbuster #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! In Nikki Maxwell’s newest diary, it’s the countdown to the end of the school year, and Nikki’s juggling some big questions about how she’ll spend her summer. She’s also facing an unexpected crush catastrophe—there’s a new kid interested in Nikki, but the last thing she wants to do is accidentally hurt Brandon! It all comes down to a big decision Nikki has to make, and drama like she’s never faced before!


Out of the Grey Zone

Out of the Grey Zone

Author: Carolyn Joy

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2021-03-16

Total Pages: 193

ISBN-13: 1098060350

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Amber Gratia (a recent empty nester) just moved to Palm Beach and landed a job as the new accountant at WeCare World International. Jack Hardie is an older, well-known, respected businessman on the East Coast of Florida and Chairman of the Board at the foundation. Two people, from two different lives who become unlikely friends, and create the slippery slope of sin and forbidden love. The deep, dark hidden secrets Amber uncovers will turn everyone's life upside down and leave her brokenhearted. Out of the Grey Zone is a story of God's grace, mercy and His unconditional love for Amber as she journey's on the road to forgiveness.


You, Too, Can Become a Christian

You, Too, Can Become a Christian

Author: Jay Waggoner

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2018-07-27

Total Pages: 233

ISBN-13: 1641408464

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We cannot continue fighting among ourselves. If we as a nation hope to continue to be a beacon of freedom, we must begin to work together: Democrat and Republican - Catholic and Protestant - Christian, Jewish and Moslem. Religious freedom was a major part of America's foundation and it can play a major role in bringing us back together. But faith has no chance of mending any fences when we continue to insist that there's only one right way to believe. As a father I know that I'd not disown nor reject a child who missteps because he/she misunderstands or even fails to honor a request for a certain type of behavior. I'm more concerned with seeing an atoning, loving, giving, and grateful child develop. How can our Heavenly Father be any less? How can it matter whether a follower is Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, Lutheran, or any other specific denomination? If the heart is in the right place, if forgiveness, help, and understanding are pled for, if thanks is given, if it is realized that Christ died for our sins and was resurrected to show us our future, how can one's choice of church matter? Jesus didn't share the Prodigal Son story for no reason. I do believe church is important. But I also believe that the church that makes a Paul more Christ-like may not make a Thomas more Christ-like. You have to find what works for you. There's a Tanzanian Proverb that says: "Do not mend your neighbor's fence before seeing to your own." This collection of opinions, reflections, and activities is intended to help you understand your Father, his Word and his Way better. If it creates a spark, Pass It On (hymn by Kurt Kaiser). God's hope is for all Christians to be disciples for Christ. Let it be.