Mr. Grumpy Christian
Mr. Grumpy Christian

Author: Megan Rohrer

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2016-03-03

Total Pages: 16

ISBN-13: 9781329946873

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Mr Grumpy Christian, by Megan Rohrer is Wilgefortis' 6th book in the Good News Children's Book Series (books for for reconciling congregations and diverse families). This 12 page rhyming children's book is for children who wonder about loud angry Christians who tell others that they are bad. The book reminds us of all the happy Christians in the world and that God's love is bigger and lasts longer than we can imagine. Pastor Megan Rohrer wrote this book in honor of a beautiful seven year old boy who believed the pastor who told him that if he was bad he would go to hell. The seven year old responded by trying to kill himself before he was so bad that God wouldn't let him go to heaven. After meeting this boy, Pastor Megan knew that all children needed to know that God could love them no matter what.

Mr. Grumpy
Mr. Grumpy

Author: Florence MacKinnon

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2019-09-23

Total Pages: 29

ISBN-13: 1645153002

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Peter had enough of Mr. Grumpy being grumpy! He was tired of listening to him yelling at the boys, even though Peter and his friends hadn't done anything wrong. They even played on the other side of the street away from Mr. Grumpy's house to avoid him. That did not stop Mr. Grumpy from screaming at them from across the road. One evening, Peter decided it was time to meet Mr. Grumpy face-to-face and end the war he started with the boys once and for all. Find out how Peter used godly principles to turn Mr. Grumpy back into a nice old man.

Grumpy Frog
Grumpy Frog

Author: Ed Vere

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2017-06-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 0141388919

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Grumpy Frog is not grumpy. He loves green, and he loves to hop, and he loves winning. But what happens when Grumpy Frog doesn't win, or encounters - horror of horrors - a Pink Rabbit? Join Grumpy Frog as he learns about compromise and tolerance, friendship and the power of saying sorry. A hilarious book with a twist in the tail about getting - and getting rid of - the grumps from New York Times best-selling author, Ed Vere.

Sacred Waters: How to Accept Blessings When They Find You
Sacred Waters: How to Accept Blessings When They Find You

Author: Megan Rohrer

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13: 0359228992

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Sacred Waters is a collection of inspirational stories written by Pastor Megan Rohrer. Featuring trips to sacred waters all over the world, this book encourages readers to accept the overwhelmingly abundant blessings around them and share them with others. The Rev. Dr. Megan Rohrer is the pastor of Grace Lutheran in San Francisco and was recently featured both in Cosmopolitan and in the 500th Anniversary Exhibit at Martin Luther's house in Wittenberg, Germany.

Elasti-brain
Elasti-brain

Author: Penny Estes Wheeler

Publisher: Review and Herald Pub Assoc

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 0828023395

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Dive into this brain-bending devotional and meet kids like you who faced tough situations like rejection, honesty, helping others, anger, disabilities, and peer pressure. Learn what God has to say about these situations and flex your mental muscle so youll be ready for anything life hurls at you. Plus, a daily dose of zany trivia facts will leave your mind stretched and ready for the day.So clear out some space in your craniumyoull be stuffing it full of facts and faith this year! And dont be surprised if you need a bigger hat next January!

Prayers from the Caribbean: Injury, Struggle and Liberation
Prayers from the Caribbean: Injury, Struggle and Liberation

Author: Megan Rohrer

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-04

Total Pages: 60

ISBN-13: 0359556817

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Prayers from the Caribbean is a collection of prayers written by Pastor Megan Rohrer. Inspired by a cruise through Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, St. Kitts, Barbados, St. Marten, and St. Lucia, this book provides diverse prayers for diverse people: body, mind and politic. These prayers focus on the turmoil and chaos of contemporary life and seek to bring hope to worn out, disconnected and hopeless people. With an eye towards justice, this prayer book seeks to inspire Isaiah styled prayers that explore both the struggle and the joys of life. The Rev. Dr. Megan Rohrer is the pastor of Grace Lutheran and a chaplain for the San Francisco Police Department in San Francisco. Pastor Rohrer has been featured both in Cosmopolitan and in the 500th Anniversary Exhibit at Martin Luther's house in Wittenberg, Germany.

Unfair & Unbalanced
Unfair & Unbalanced

Author: Patrick M. Carlisle

Publisher: Henry E Panky Enterprises

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 285

ISBN-13:

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Called by readers "blazingly funny, divinely inspired, breathtaking, sophisticated, original, deranged, a brilliant intellect wasted, and a comedic genius," if one could stew Dave Barry, Hunter Thompson, Al Franken and David Sedaris down into a thick, tasty ragout which might then be served over noodles, that might begin to approximate the unexpectedly hilarious experience of reading Patrick Carlisle. In a thoroughly questionable and highly refutable manner, with wildly fluctuating amounts of insight and sensitivity, Mr. Carlisle examines such irrational topics of modern identity as internet dating, the fanatic right wing, the dark, dangerous appeal of Meg Ryan, the unfathomable motivations behind the comb-over, the mysterious banana test, first love, antidepressants and the heartbreaking challenge of being a Yum! Brands Man. Pessimistic but full of longing, immersed in popular culture but oddly erudite, manic and depressive in turn, deeply and absurdly tangential, profoundly deluded and yet uncomfortably honest, liberal but utterly politically incorrect . most importantly, in the words of one reviewer, Patrick Carlisle is "so horribly, mind-bogglingly funny."

Humble Calvinism
Humble Calvinism

Author: J. A. Medders

Publisher:

Published: 2019-03

Total Pages: 128

ISBN-13: 9781784983727

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Understanding Calvinism in our hearts as well as in our heads

What Are You So Grumpy About?
What Are You So Grumpy About?

Author: Tom Lichtenheld

Publisher: Hachette Digital, Inc.

Published: 2003-04

Total Pages: 46

ISBN-13: 0316592366

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A collection of cartoons that present various reasons for being grumpy, such as eating "grown-up" cereal, getting a boring birthday present, doing chores, and being touched by a brother or sister.