Mr Farty Pants
Author: Nikolaj Vigrim
Publisher:
Published: 2013-12-06
Total Pages: 82
ISBN-13: 9781494275419
DOWNLOAD EBOOKMr Farty Pants is born with a bang, trumpets his way through life and finishes with a even bigger bang!
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Super Farty Pants!
Author: Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher:
Published: 2019-11-12
Total Pages: 36
ISBN-13: 9788293748038
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIs it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher:
Published: 2020-11-24
Total Pages: 38
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGreat Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Mr. Funny Pants
Author: Michael Showalter
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2011-02-22
Total Pages: 288
ISBN-13: 0446563609
DOWNLOAD EBOOKI was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
Knight Eternal
Author: Glenn G. Thater
Publisher: Lomion Books
Published: 2020-11-01
Total Pages: 134
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKnight Eternal is Volume 3 of the widely acclaimed epic fantasy saga, Harbinger of Doom. In KNIGHT ETERNAL, Theta, Claradon Eotrus, and Ob the Gnome battle fanatical monks, deadly bounty hunters, and otherworldly fiends whose merest touch is death, in their relentless pursuit of Korrgonn, Lord of Nifleheim. Meanwhile, Korrgonn stops at nothing to acquire the fabled Orb of Wisdom, that ancient talisman that can return Azathoth and his kingdom to Midgaard. But the fate of the world turns when Claradon faces DeBoors, the ancient sword-master who has sworn to slay him. BOOKS BY GLENN G. THATER THE HARBINGER OF DOOM SAGA HAMMER OF DOOM LORD OF LIES KNIGHT ETERNAL HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 4-6 OMNIBUS HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 7-8 OMNIBUS HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 9-10 OMNIBUS VOLUME 13+ forthcoming THE HERO AND THE FIEND (A novelette set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) THE DEMON KING OF BERGHER (A short story set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) THE KEBLEAR HORROR (A short story set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) Similar to books by or about: George R.R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien, Robert E. Howard, David Gemmell, Steven Erikson, Michael Moorcock, David Eddings, Glen Cook, Joe Abercrombie, Game of Thrones, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, H.P. Lovecraft, Fritz Leiber, Conan, Patrick Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson, Scott Lynch, Marion Zimmer Bradley, R. Scott Bakker, Robert Jordan, Robin Hobb, Brent Weeks, Stephen Donaldson. Brandon Sanderson; George RR Martin; Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings; Jeff Wheeler; Robert E. Howard; HP Lovecraft; Joe Abercrombie; Steven Erikson; Anthony Ryan; RA Salvatore; Jonathan Moeller; r. Scott Bakker; David Gemmell; Glen Cook; Duncan Hamilton; Mark Lawrence; Grimdark; LitRPG; David Dalglish; brian mcclellan;peter v. brett; richard k. morgan; scott lynch; miles cameron; john gwynne; kel kade; brian staveley;james a. moore; michael-scott earle; ryan kirk; justin depaoli;lindsay buroker; liam reese; michael wallace; robert j. crane; dk holmberg; d.k. holmberg; craig halloran; jon kiln; d.c. clemens; r a salvatore; r.a. salvatore; luke scull; jonathan maberry; will wight; m.r. mathias; michael james ploof; james maxey; michael g. manning; kristian alva; jd franx; Sword & sorcery fantasy Myths viking celtic free dark urban historical adventure genre fiction men's sea bundle series boxed humor mystery thriller suspense greek magic armor collections sagas juvenile angels demons dragons elf ghost god vampire witch pirates horror romance Arthurian coming of age visionary norse superhero zombies paranormal dystopian action teen medieval general best top author;
Help Wanted
Author: Bonnie Knelsen
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2014-11-26
Total Pages: 158
ISBN-13: 1483420922
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJane Jensen has spent years building a successful errand business. To meet her clients' growing demands, Jane needs staff. Applicants prove scarce, and she visits a local high school to hang "Help Wanted" posters and inadvertently steps into a labor crisis. When she is mistaken for a substitute teacher, Jane is too intrigued to object and finds herself standing in front of a class of skeptical teenagers. A deer in the headlights at first, she soon discovers she didn't learn all there was to know as a student and can't wait to start each new day. Jane is surprised to find that teaching Sex Education is not so intimidating with an eccentric octogenarian by her side and that gym class just isn't what it used to be. In a few short days, she finds a new niche for herself, but she's constantly looking over her shoulder, wondering when someone will realize she doesn't belong there. In this clever story, an accidental teacher dips her toes back into high school culture and discovers unexpected possibilities.
Supertato
Author: Sue Hendra
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2020-06-30
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 1481490389
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA spud fulfills his destiny as a supermarket superhero in this delightfully wacky picture book from the creators of Norman the Slug with a Silly Shell! Meet Supertato! He’s the supermarket superhero with eyes everywhere—always on the lookout for danger. When the veggie aisle is thrown into turmoil by an evil pea, Supertato heroically springs into action! But this very, very evil pea won’t go back to the frozen section without a fight. Will justice prevail, or has Supertato finally met his match?
Anita and the Dragons
Author: Hannah Carmona
Publisher: Lantana Publishing
Published: 2021-04-06
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 1913747603
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA beautifully tender story touching on the range of emotions immigrants may feel when leaving their home countries – excitement and sorrow, fear and courage. Anita watches the dragons high above her as she hops from one cement roof to another in her village in the Dominican Republic. But being the valiant princesa she is, she never lets them scare her. Will she be brave enough to enter the belly of the beast and take flight to new adventures? A Barnes & Noble Bookseller Favorite. A BookTrust Book of the Month. A Love Reading For Schools Book of the Month. “A gorgeous story about the love of one’s homeland and the courage it takes to emigrate”—Kirkus Reviews, STARRED “Anita's courage as she flies off with the dragons to a new land will linger long after the final page”—Girls Read The World “What a punch this book packs. Hannah Carmona’s lyrical narrative is paired with THE dreamiest artwork by Anna Cunha – I’m obsessed with the color palette, and the gentle simplicity of her spreads is calming, yet full of energy”—The Little Literary Society
Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder
Author: Jo Nesbo
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2011-12-22
Total Pages: 170
ISBN-13: 0857077120
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDoctor Proctor has finally created something to help him fulfil his dream of becoming a famous inventor - a super-strength fart powder that can propel people into outer space! And with the help of his new neighbour Nilly, and Nilly's friend Lisa, Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder is ready to go worldwide! But ruthless twins Truls and Trym are determined to get hold of the powder for themselves. Their plot to spoil the Doctor's plans sparks a fart-filled adventure involving a firework extravaganza, a trip to prison and an escaped anaconda. Full of humour and witty dialogue, Jo Nesbøcreates wonderfully weird characters and lets his imagination run wild in his delightful children's book début.
Kahwallawallapoopoo: Maynard’s Big, Bad First Assignment
Author: L.A. Osgard
Publisher: Atlantic Publishing Company
Published: 2018-06-07
Total Pages: 164
ISBN-13: 1620235145
DOWNLOAD EBOOKJake has never hit a homerun. He doesn’t have a cool dog. The only time they go on vacation is to visit his grandmother. Middle school is boring, except when he’s hanging out with his best friend Kacey. Jake loves baseball; he’s gonna play in the MLB one day! His boring life changed in an instant the day Maynard peeked his head out of Jake’s baseball bag during one of his games. Maynard’s a Mystical Manatee. He disguises himself as a cute, little, stuffed animal, but he’s way more impressive when he morphs into his HUGE, AMAZING, BIG-BAD-BUFF SELF! Jake is Maynard’s first assignment, and Maynard must find a way to convince Jake to hop on his back and travel to Maynard’s wonderful world because King Moo Moo and Queen Mee Mee have an urgent matter to discuss with Jake. Will Jake find the courage to join Maynard on an exciting adventure to Kahwallawallapoopoo, an island somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean full of amazing creatures, where Jake’s dreams just might come true?
