The #1 Gift For Morticians In this adult coloring book we have put together tons of hilarious Mortician puns, artworks etc. This makes for the perfect gift for any Mortician. What's Inside... 25 hilarious and relatable phrases, puns etc with abstract designs and intricate details Single-sided 8.5" x 11" (22cm x 28cm) coloring pages that allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils etc "Mortician nutritional facts" "Instant Mortician, Just add coffee" "Don't make me use my Mortician voice" Please see the back cover for preview Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers etc... color away while letting the steam out. Being a Mortician can be extremly stressful so enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy. Release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Order now and get started.
Morticians, also known as undertakers, funeral directors, or "death service" professionals, prepare bodies for burial or cremation, and they arrange the details of the funeral service and other end-of-life matters. They own compassion, as well as good interpersonal, business and time-management skills. They also have knowledge of laws and ethics regarding funeral service and preparations. Working as a Mortician isn't easy and can be very stressful. Studies have shown that coloring is one of the best stress-relieving activities that help you stay inspired and in the moment. Feel relaxed and melts stress away if you want to continue to function at your best. Enjoy the snarky Mortician Life with each page you color. This coloring book contains funny and humorous Mortician-related designs and sayings surrounded by intricate details, beautiful patterns, mandalas, and flowers, etc... Perfect Gift for Morticians - Humorous Coloring book for Grown-Ups Features: Large 8 1/2 by 11-inch paper (22cm x 28cm) pages. Single-sided pages for easy removal and no bleed-through. Printed on pure white paper, 60lb-pound stock. Contains 25 unique illustrations. 2 Color test pages at the back of the book.
GAG GIFT IDEA FOR MORTICIANS | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS Looking for a funny novelty gift for a Mortician? This coloring book is an excellent gift for any Mortician with a great sense of humour and gives a bundle of laugh and an amazing coloring break therapy. 27 stunning designs filled wth funny and snarky quotes relatable to your everyday life. Perfect gift idea for birthday, white elephant gift, Christmas or as a appreciation gift for any Mortician. Book contains: * Single-sided pages for framing and to prevent bleed through. * Large size: 8.5 x 11 in (21.59 cm x 27.94 cm) * Various designs in difficulty levels. * 27 hilarious, relatable, snarky phrases with abstract designs and intricate details. * Suitable for markers, gel pens, coloring pencils. * 1 Maze to solve.
SNARKY COLORING BOOK FOR HAIRDRESSER Inside this book you will find the relaxing coloring designs that will help you to relax and calm down after a long day! This snarky coloring book is full of various designs of abstractions, mandalas, animals, patterns. These pages of hilarious cuss words and sweary phrases are sure to bring a smile to any Hairdresser. Realise your inner creativity side with these sweary pages and complex designs! Funny and relieving time guaranteed. Perfect for yourself, perfect as a gift for special person. Book Contains: Size: 8.5 x 11 in (21.59 cm x 27.94 cm) Abstractions, Mandalas, Patterns, Animals. Snarky, humorous, sweary quotes. 1 maze at the end.
THE #1 GIFT FOR MORTICIANS This Mortician Adult Coloring Book features 25 stunning, high-quality illustrations with a wide range of humorous comments and reflections about being a mortician. Coloring Book Details: Single-sided 8.5" x 11" (22cm x 28cm) coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through 25 hilarious and relatable phrases, puns, etc. with stress-relieving abstract designs Suitable for markers, gel pens, colored pencils, fine-liners, and watercolors Designed to provide hours of coloring enjoyment, as well as help you practice mindfulness and relieve anxiety, this book makes for the perfect gift for any mortician to thank them for their hard work, dedication and endless patience. Please see the back cover for a preview Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this amazing anti-stress therapy Buy now and start coloring today!
Autumn Franklin is an awkward, biracial girl growing up in a suburb of Detroit. Already disconnected from her peers at an early age because of her background, she becomes even more withdrawn when her young parents divorce. Ever changing but stubbornly tenacious, she survives the cards she's been dealt by playing them against the odds. Hurt her and she will not hesitate to "kill you off," making it easier to walk away. Transplanting herself from her factory-driven hometown to the alluring City of Angels, she has but one goal: to find herself. Struggling to make solid connections with those around her, Autumn swallows her reservations and pushes limits to the extreme as she transitions between two drastic career changes: from the bowels of the adult entertainment industry to her rebirth as a mortician. There amongst the dead, she learns what it is to live, love, and to allow others inside, finally landing in her most comfortable place of all: her own skin.
Cinderella - The story is always the same: a girl - hated and abused by her step-family - meets her prince at a ball. There is involvement with a glass shoe, a bit of magic, and in the end, they all live happily ever after. You've heard it before - but you've never heard it like this: In early America, at a time when dealings with dead bodies is considered taboo, Cindy's father is a mortician. She, for one, is fascinated by the controversial work, until her mother dies and her father marries Anna van Burren, who brings two new sisters into the family. Cindy's misery only grows from there. Following her father's untimely death, Cindy's life spirals into darkness as she is forced to become a servant in her own home, to wait on her hated siblings and stepmother. She has become so sequestered that she can't even let the one man she continues to think about know that she is alive. She met him once in the mortuary years ago - a handsome, curious boy who had been a surprise to her - until she'd discovered who he was. Now a man, Christian is a perfect specimen, and also the object of her step-sisters' affections. According to a stipulation of his inheritance, he must marry before age twenty-one. That day is fast approaching. Any hope Cindy had of seeing him again - or of salvaging anything that should have been left of her life - seems lost. Cindy's world is filled with misfortune. She believes she must be cursed. It takes the appearance of a strange woman who brings a wicked prophecy before Cindy can see how blessed she could become - and to see what sacrifices were made to give her hope once again.
The global bestseller Vampire: The Masquerade comes to comics in Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 2: The Mortician's Army. As the unlives of the Kindred twine together and betrayals are unearthed, will Cecily be able to escape and save what's left of her family? Or will she be yet another pawn sacrificed to maintain the age-old secret: that vampires exist amonth the living? BORN FROM THE DARK WORLD OF THE INTERNATIONALLY BEST-SELLING ROLE PLAYING GAME, THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMIC SERIES CONTINUES. BORN FROM THE DARK WORLD OF THE INTERNATIONALLY BEST-SELLING ROLE PLAYING GAME, THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED COMIC SERIES CONTINUES. Lick the blood off your lips...Vampire: The Masquerade is here! After learning a disturbing fact about her fake childe’s past, Cecily must keep her secrets close and Ali at arm’s length. As she searches the streets of the Twin Cities for answers, a terrifying possibility surfaces: perhaps Ali has learned the ways of the Kindred better than Cecily herself. Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 2: The Mortician's Army, collects issues #6 - #10 of the series. And don't miss the first volume: Vampire: The Masquerade Vol. 1: Winter's Teeth collecting issues #1 - #5 of the ongoing series. For fans of VAMPIRE: The Masquerade RPG, WEREWOLF: The Apocalypse RPG, The World of Darkness, American Vampire, Killadelphia, Something is Killing the Children, Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat/The Vampire Chronicles, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Certain Dark Things, Underworld, and vampire/werewolf/monster graphic novels, tabletop/RPGs, books, movies, video games, and series! “This is a fresh take on vampires, mixing it with crime, thrillers, and a pinch of romance all with a vein of horror running through it.” -- Horror DNA “… strongly recommend this book to both fans of the franchise and newcomers.” – Grimdark Magazine "I’m absolutely in love with what a badass Cecily is..." - The Wandering Nerd Girl “Vampire: the Masquerade … is an enjoyable read even if you’re not familiar with the RPG… like the real world, but with hotter outfits, blood, and fangs. – Graphic Policy “This is the horror thriller we all need.” – Horror DNA
Anatomy and Embalming is a scientific tome by Charles Otto Dhonau. In this in-depth treatise on the science and art of embalming, the author presents the successful methodologies and knowledge of anatomy required for the subject.
