Mom's The Word ; a Mother of a Comedy!
Author: Grand Theatre Collection (University of Guelph)
Publisher:
Published: 1998
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ISBN-13:
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Mom's the Word
Author: Allen Klein
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2013-04-08
Total Pages: 127
ISBN-13: 1936740508
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHeartwarming and humorous, this tribute to moms of the world gathers the best things anyone ever said about motherhood. From Dolly Parton to Dear Abby to delightful mother daughter duos such as Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, women (and a few men) crack wise on the subject of the center of every family, mommie dearest! Mom’s the Word celebrates all motherhood with wise and witty words from the famous (Oprah Winfrey: "Mothers are really the true spiritual leaders.") and the funny (Erma Bombeck: "In general, my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television."). Also included are as well as thoughts that are meaningful (Jewish proverb: "God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.") and memorable (Nora Ephron: "If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.").
Mommy Cusses
Author: Dorman Serena
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2021-06-25
Total Pages: 114
ISBN-13: 1797206249
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFor fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You
Author: Glenn Boozan
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Published: 2022-03-29
Total Pages: 65
ISBN-13: 1523515643
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.
Digging Up Mother
Author: Doug Stanhope
Publisher: Da Capo Press
Published: 2016-05-10
Total Pages: 332
ISBN-13: 030682440X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDoug Stanhope is one of the most critically acclaimed and stridently unrepentant comedians of his generation. What will surprise some is that he owes so much of his dark and sometimes uncomfortably honest sense of humor to his mother, Bonnie. It was the cartoons in her Hustler magazine issues that molded the beginnings of his comedic journey, long before he was old enough to know what to do with the actual pornography. It was Bonnie who recited Monty Python sketches with him, who introduced him to Richard Pryor at nine years old, and who rescued him from a psychologist when he brought that brand of humor to school. And it was Bonnie who took him along to all of her AA meetings, where Doug undoubtedly found inspiration for his own storytelling. Bonnie's own path from bartending to truck driving, massage therapy, elder abuse, stand-up comedy, and acting never stopped her from being Doug's genuine number one fan. So when her alcoholic, hoarding life finally came to an end many weird adventures later in rural Arizona, it was inevitable that Doug and Bonnie would be together for one last excursion. Digging Up Mother follows Doug's absurd, chaotic, and often obscene life as it intersects with that of his best friend, biggest fan, and love of his life-his mother. And it all starts with her death-one of the most memorable and amazing farewells you will ever read.
God Is an Indian Giver
Author: Gene Kalmes
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2008-06-26
Total Pages: 368
ISBN-13: 1435729307
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSean Kayne has had strange unexplainable phenomena happening to him his entire life. Is he a pawn in a war between Heaven or Hell? Is he a life long mind control victim? Or has drug and alcohol abuse made him insane? This surreal story is both dark and hilarious.
When God Created Mothers
Author: Erma Bombeck
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2005-03
Total Pages: 60
ISBN-13: 9780740751080
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen it first appeared in Erma Bombeck's Mother's Day column in 1974, When God Created Mothers was an instant success, clipped from newspapers, tucked into purses, and tacked onto refrigerators all over America. Now in this beautiful keepsake edition, Bombeck's moving words are paired with original art that bring to life the warm portrait of motherhood contained within.An angel marvels at the detail and overtime that the good Lord is putting into his creation of mothers. Despite the six pairs of hands and the three pairs of eyes that every mother needs, the angel thinks she has discovered a flaw:"There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model.""It's not a leak," said the Lord. "It's a tear.""What's it for?""It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride.""You are a genius," said the angel.The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there."Every mother will treasure this moving tribute, penned by America's most beloved expert on motherhood.
Moms Say the Funniest Things!
Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher:
Published: 1991
Total Pages: 116
ISBN-13: 9780881661781
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCollects overused, wise, and loving "motherisms" into one volume that features photographs from favorite sitcoms to illustrate moms at their wittiest.
Mom's the Word
Author: Cathy Hamilton
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 144
ISBN-13: 9780740750281
DOWNLOAD EBOOKRule #1 in the parenting handbook: Keep 'em off guard. Then along comes Cathy Hamilton (a forty-something mother of two, by the way) who blows the whole cover for motherdom. Okay, Mom will still have a trick or two up her sleeve, but Mom's the Word goes a long way toward giving the other side some boisterously entertaining explanations about parental messages. Consider the author's take on this momism: I'm so mad at you I can't see straight. This is what Mom says when she's boiling, raging, over-the-top angry. It should not be taken literally, but if Mom happens to be driving when she screams these words, better encourage her to pull over . . . just in case. Mom's the Word knows just where Mom is coming from . . . and motherhood will never be the same.
Mean Mommy
Author: Kerri Louise
Publisher:
Published: 2016-04-15
Total Pages: 156
ISBN-13: 9780989538183
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKerri Louise is Mean Mommy!With her fearless and hilarious attitude toward modern motherhood, comic Kerri Louise tells all and never holds back. Truthful and funny, Mean Mommy is a practical and no-nonsense guide to raising kids. Like the baby wipe warmer you bought for $29.95, Kerri knows you don't need another book about motherhood. But this book costs less and offers advice and laughter that will last way longer than the warm feeling on your baby's butt. "Women want guidance when it comes to bringing up our little, spoiled rotten snot factories -- but it's too late to help our husbands," says Kerri. What we really want is Mean Mommy's frank, reassuring and uproarious approach to parenting. After all, Mean Mommies raise the best kids!
