Miss Piggy's Guide to Life

Miss Piggy's Guide to Life

Author: Henry Beard

Publisher: Alfred a Knopf Incorporated

Published: 1981-01-01

Total Pages: 113

ISBN-13: 9780394519128

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This eclectic spoof of self-help books has the popular Miss Piggy offering advice on beauty, etiquette, finances, love, career planning, cooking, travel, and psychological therapy


Miss Piggy's Rules

Miss Piggy's Rules

Author: Louise Gikow

Publisher: Seal Press

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9780762402113

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Now the goddess of romance herself tells you her secrets for getting what you want, getting rid of what you don't, and getting the most of love, life, and yourself. Move over Ellen and Sherrie, "Miss Piggy's Rules" is the only book you'll need. Spanning the entire are of relationships -- from dating through commitment and out the other side -- this guide is about discovering and landing that object of your desire, turning him into the love of your life, and dealing with him (and yourself) after he has become "the supreme scum of the universe". Divided into 3 sections, "Miss Piggy's Rules'" humorous approach sets you straight on the do's and don'ts of love: -- Dating: The Beginning -- Finding and Getting Mr. Right -- The Relationship -- Getting Mr. Right's Stuff -- The Afterlife -- Getting Rid of Me. Wrong (and Getting on with Your Life!) Plus a special bonus section -- Moi's Guide to Getting Even! (Because sometimes he deserves a good deal more than goodbye.) Included are quizzes, top ten lists on such topics as what to wear and when to call collect, diagram, and charts, and "Dear Piggy", where the expert herself answers your questions.


The Diva Code

The Diva Code

Author: Miss Piggy

Publisher: Hyperion

Published: 2009-01-27

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 9781401323165

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From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do. Over her years of celebritude, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered much wisdom about what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her. Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! It's time for you to release your inner diva! Get what you deserve! And give others exactly what they deserve! Take, for example, Miss Piggy's insights on a few of the idiotic things men frogs do... HE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage . . . and he runs for the exit! WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HE'S A NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing, and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous.


In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy

In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy

Author: Time-Life Books

Publisher: Time Life Medical

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 9780783547817

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More than 50 celebrities share their favourite recipes with Miss Piggy. Humorous delivery and well illustrated.


Six Mermaids in Art Cards

Six Mermaids in Art Cards

Author: Edward Burne-Jones

Publisher: Dover Publications

Published: 2002-08-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780486421964

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Brilliantly colored cards celebrate the endless enchantment of mermaids, with vibrant reproductions of works by celebrated artists. Includes: The Depths of the Sea, Burne-Jones; Ulysses and the Sirens, Draper; A Mermaid, Waterhouse; The Mermaid, Pyle; The Land Baby, Collier; The Fisherman and the Siren, Leighton.


The Muppets: The Reusable Sticker Book

The Muppets: The Reusable Sticker Book

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Publisher: LB Kids

Published: 2011-10-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780316182997

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This giant sticker book includes tons of fun stickers to use as you help the Muppets put on a show. Use the section of reusable stickers with The Muppets: The Muppet Show Stage Set: A Punch Out-and-Play Model Book for even more fun! © Disney


How to Hug

How to Hug

Author: Maryann Macdonald

Publisher: Marshall Cavendish

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780761458043

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The reader is invited to consider some things about when, who, and how to hug and also advised to be prepared to receive one in return.


The Complete French for Cats

The Complete French for Cats

Author: Henry Beard

Publisher: Villard Books

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780812975789

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French for Cats and Advanced French for Exceptional Cats by Henri de la Barbe (Henry Beard), are now combined in a special omnibus trade paperback edition.


My Big Book of Beginner Books About Me

My Big Book of Beginner Books About Me

Author: Various

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2011-12-27

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 0307931838

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This collectible Dr. Seuss collection of six classic Beginner Books all about the body is perfect for inspiring a love of reading--and makes a great educational back-to-school gift! Eyes, ears, teeth, noses, feet, knees—practically every living thing has got them—and their variations are fascinating, especially to young children. And now, consumers of all ages can indulge their curiosity about these beguiling body parts. Books in this box set include: The Foot Book The Eye Book The Tooth Book The Nose Book The Ear Book The Knee Book A perfect gift for holidays and happy occaisions of all kinds, My Big Book of Beginner Books About Me is not only a great value, it's a great "body" of work! Originally created by Dr. Seuss himself, Beginner Books are fun, funny, and easy to read. These unjacketed hardcover early readers encourage children to read all on their own, using simple words and illustrations. Smaller than the classic large format Seuss picture books like The Lorax and Oh, The Places You’ll Go!, these portable packages are perfect for practicing readers ages 3-7—and lucky parents too!