Miss Brenda's Bedtime Stories
Author: Brenda Walsh
Publisher:
Published: 2011
Total Pages: 5
ISBN-13: 9780816325139
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Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
Published: 2016-12-01
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9781946178046
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Battered to Blessed
Author: Brenda Walsh
Publisher: Pacific Press Publishing Association
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780816320677
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Three Little Pigs and the New Neighbor
Author: Andy Blackford
Publisher: Triangle Interactive, Inc.
Published: 2018-01-18
Total Pages: 37
ISBN-13: 1684446171
DOWNLOAD EBOOKRead Along or Enhanced eBook: The Three Little Pigs are terrified when they find out who their new neighbor is! They have met his kind before. Will they all get eaten up by the Big Bad Wolf?
Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
Published: 2020-10-15
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781946178084
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.
Ike's Incredible Ink
Author: Brianne Farley
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Published: 2013-08-06
Total Pages: 33
ISBN-13: 0763662968
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCleaning his room and talking to his best friend while preparing to write what he knows will be an incredible story, little Ike discovers that he is missing just the right ink to get his project underway, a need that requires extraordinary effort to fulfill.
Move Your Mood!
Author: Brenda S. Miles
Publisher: American Psychological Association
Published: 2016-04-18
Total Pages: 18
ISBN-13: 1433821141
DOWNLOAD EBOOKExercise is an effective way to lift our moods while keeping the body healthy. With playful rhymes and whimsical illustrations, Move Your Mood! encourages kids to twist, wiggle, hop, and shake their way into a better mood. Reading this book with your child is a fun and active way to teach your child about emotions and introduce the idea that moving our bodies affects the way we feel inside. Includes a “Note to Parents and Caregivers” with suggestions for how to use the book with your child and additional ideas for teaching your child about emotions.
Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
Published: 2020-10-15
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781946178077
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic
Night Chills
Author: Dean Koontz
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 1986-09-15
Total Pages: 385
ISBN-13: 1440620105
DOWNLOAD EBOOK#1 New York Times bestselling author Dean Koontz unleashes a contagion on a small Maine town—one that triggers the darkest desires of the soul. Designed by top scientists and unleashed in a monstrous conspiracy, night chills are seizing the men and women of Black River—driving them to acts of rape and murder. The nightmare is real. And death is the only cure...
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Author: Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher:
Published: 2016-12-01
Total Pages: 32
ISBN-13: 9781946178039
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCurious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
