“What the fin is a metalshark bro? Well, here’s the liner notes summary: An everyday shark stumbles upon Satan’s nephew and is cured with the body of an anthropomorphic shark bro. With his newfound human physique and propensity for violence, he’s tasked with collecting the souls of those that have sworn allegiance to Satan. The only problem? He just wants to be a normal shark again! Naturally, he swears bloody vengeance and, uh, a whole lot of death ensues!”—Back cover.
This prepack bundles two copies each of the first two volumes of Metalshark Bro. Metalshark Bro is a surreal comedy, high-octane revenge comic series teetering on the brink of reality and the void of the unknown. METALSHARK BRO VOLUME 1: WHAT THE FIN IS A METALSHARK BRO? Well, since you asked: Metalshark Bro is an anthropomorphic and bloodthirsty shark, created and forced into murderous service by Satan’s jerky nephew, Beelzbra. Upon the realization that he was double-crossed by Beelzebra, our hero, along with Ira--his magical floating eyeball companion--vows revenge against his treacherous maker. The road to vengeance is never easy as Metalshark Bro and Ira travel through space and time slaughtering anyone or anything that stands in his way. METALSHARK BRO VOLUME 2: I know what you’re thinking, “Wait, last time I saw Metalshark Bro he was swimming off into the sunset as a regular shark. What else do I need to know?” Well, it’s not that simple. Yeah, Satan kept his word and transformed our main man into his true shark form after snuffing out Beelzebra, but straight-up murdering Beelzebra is where all of Metalshark Bro’s troubles REALLY begin! That grouchy old demon has a lot of admirers, the most dangerous being a pint-sized hamster with a big axe to grind known only as “Hamzig.” Hamzig and his crew of miscreants are SUPER PISSED Metalshark Bro iced their leader, so these gross, mutated fools have vowed revenge against Metalshark Bro!
Writers Bob Frantz and Kevin Cufe, illustrator Walter Ostlie, and editor and letterer Chas! Pangburn takes the series to hilarious new heights in the Ringo Award winning (Best Humor Book), mind-altering, gut-busting, demon slaying sequel Metalshark Bro II: Escape From Hamzig Island. I know what you’re thinking, “Wait, last time I saw Metalshark Bro he was swimming off into the sunset as a regular shark. What else do I need to know?” Well, it’s not that simple. Yeah, Satan kept his word and transformed our main man into his true shark form after snuffing out Beelzebra, but straight-up murdering Beelzebra is where all of Metalshark Bro’s troubles REALLY begin! That grouchy old demon has a lot of admirers, the most dangerous being a pint-sized hamster with a big axe to grind known only as “Hamzig.” Hamzig and his crew of miscreants are SUPER PISSED Metalshark Bro iced their leader, so these gross, mutated fools have vowed revenge against Metalshark Bro!
The Electric Black is a horror series set in an antique shop that travels through time and space delivering cursed objects to unsuspecting customers. written and Illustrated by Joseph Schmalke and Rich Woodall published quarterly by Black Caravan a Scout Comics Imprint. The Electric Black is a cursed antique shop, appearing in any time or space, soliciting customers it hungers to corrupt or devour. The mysterious Julius Black is the store's demonic proprietor and narrator. He, along with his psychopathic employees, regularly manipulates patrons for their own devious purposes. Inside the eerie emporium, all of the forbidden objects have secrets to unlock. The poor souls that enter never leave without something. It's dark light will shine on macabre mysteries, grisly murders, and other frightful occurrences. Dare you step within its sinister halls?
BY THE HORNS is an epic, sci-fi fantasy comic book series set in a dangerous world of magic and technology written by Markisan Naso, illustrated by Jason Muhr and colored by Andrei Tabacaru, published monthly by Scout Comics. Elodie hates unicorns. For nearly a year, she's dedicated her life to killing them all for trampling her husband. Exiled from her village home for selfishly neglecting her duties, Elodie and her companion, Sajen, search the continent of Solothus to exact bloody revenge. But to make unicorns extinct she’ll need to fake an alliance with Zoso and Rigby, two of the very beasts she hates most, and battle four wind sorcerers who are extracting magic from all the mystical creatures on the continent. With the ability to rip off the unicorn horns and combine them to form wizard-slaying weapons, Elodie has a fighting chance. But will she decide to use those gifts to save magic in the world? Or destroy all the unicorns left alive?
Soulstream is an all-ages fantasy superhero comic book series about a team of magic-wielding teenagers fighting to save another dimension, created by Saida Woolf and published by Scout Comics. It’s almost the end of Winter Break, and Marie is on a reluctant hike through the woods with her brother when they discover a mysterious portal and find themselves in another dimension. Marie is contacted by the Mage Goddess, who gives her the magical Ocean Bracelet, an item that allows her to transform into the superhero Soulstream. With her newfound powers, and the help of her friends, she embarks on a quest to save the Shattered World.
In order to dodge Ares' wrath, wicked Eros uses his arrows to trick Ares and Herakles into falling in hot, carnal Greek love. And Eros gets his in the end for his mischief... "Bluntly put, Dale Lazarov and his artists do beautiful books. I've loved them since the first one I saw--and GREEK LOVE is no different. Sensuous, sexy, hot as hell, it's rough and tender by turns, and if erotic art is your thing, you'll love this one too! It's a pleasure and honor for me to tell you just what a treat lies ahead for you. Buy it, read it, and read it again." --Samuel R. Delany, author of Dhalgren, Hogg, and Through the Valley of the Nest of Spiders
In the tradition of CREEPSHOW, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, THE TWILIGHT ZONE and BLACK MIRROR. A cosmic beast that feeds on time; a curious creature made of filth and bile; a ruthless empire hunting the sun itself -- experience horror for a new generation in this haunting anthology of 12 collected tales realized by modern talents and diverse styles. Explore the anxieties of twenty-first century life through unknowable monsters, oppressive dystopias, and the worst entry-level job of all time. Prepare yourself for a deadly Descent into Dread. A Caliber Comics release.
"During his resignation speech, a corrupt U.S. President is assassinated by an agent in his Secret Service detail. The transition of power was immediately succeeded to his VP, Meredith McDearmon. Soon after, the ruthless cult-like conspirators, known only as "The Masses," announce to the American public their vow to take out anyone who sided with the dead president. The only person who can be trusted, Special Agent Barto, must get the newly sworn in Commander-in-Chief to the safety of The White House before the nation collapses under the violent weight of The Masses." -- page 4 of cover.
