Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire
Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire

Author: Russell Andresen

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency

Published: 2016-03-03

Total Pages: 940

ISBN-13: 1681814412

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Imagine being an immortal and knowing that you had to share your 6,000-year existence with your mother and grandmother. Imagine if you were forced to watch the follies of humanity while causing problems of your own with famous figures from history. Welcome to the world of Isidore Glassman, Izzy to his friends, in this politically incorrect romp through history, as seen from the perspective of a Jewish vampire. Yes, a Jewish vampire. Sometimes intellectual, often irreverent, and constantly hilarious, this story will make you rethink the way you look at vampires. Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire: 6,000 Years of Kvetching projects a full-frontal assault on political correctness. Meet Izzy’s best friends, Jerry and Shlomo, his mother who is frequently drunk and always embarrassing, and his beloved grandmother, Bubbe.

Are You Kosher?
Are You Kosher?

Author: Russell Andresen

Publisher:

Published: 2010-08

Total Pages: 308

ISBN-13: 9781450240758

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Wouldn't it be great to be immortal? What if the only catch was that you were a vampire who happened to also be a kosher Jew? What if your mother and grandmother were also immortal? Still interested? Enter the world of Isidore Glassman Izzy to his friends. He's a 6,000-year-old vampire writing his memoirs, examining the contradictions in his own life while also pointing out the mistakes that he has personally witnessed mankind make throughout the centuries. From his experiences with Biblical icons such as smoking hash with Judas and watching his mother flirt with Jesus over dinner to conversations with historical figures such as Freud, Nostradamus, and John F. Kennedy, nothing is off limits. Politics, race, and religion are all fair game when this 6,000-year-old Vampire lets his pen do the talking. Join Izzy on this trip through the course of history from an eyewitness. For 6,000 years, he has watched; now, he's ready to kvetch.

Interview with a Jewish Vampire
Interview with a Jewish Vampire

Author: Erica Manfred

Publisher: Fredonia Communications

Published: 2011-12

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13: 9780971096813

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The last thing zaftig middle-aged journalist, Rhoda Ginsburg, expects when she signs up for JDate is to fall for a vampire. But when she meets drop-dead gorgeous Sheldon, a Hasidic vampire, she falls hard. She rationalizes that he may not be alive, but at least he's Jewish. Desperate to save the life of her terminally ill mother, Rhoda comes up with the crackpot idea of getting Sheldon to turn her and her little old Jewish lady friends into vampires. Who knew that they would "go rogue" and start preying on the young? Erica Manfred's wry humor is the perfect match for the sexy-vampire genre in this novel about the emotional intricacies of dating a hot Jewish guy who is a card-carrying member of the undead. Delicious!" -Nancy Peske, coauthor of the bestselling Cinematherapy series "Bloodaholics! Only Erica could think of this. Clever, clever, clever."- -Avigayil Lansmann, contributor to The Meta Arts Magazine. With wild irreverent humor this book turns upside down and sideways all the vampire clichés and stock images. Jewish vampires keeping kosher, old lady vampires on the prowl. Above all, it's fun! -Rachel Pollack, author of World Fantasy Award winner Godmother Night www.interviewwithajewishvampire.com

Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire
Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire

Author: Russell Andresen

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency

Published: 2016-03-22

Total Pages: 859

ISBN-13: 1681816652

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Imagine being an immortal and knowing that you had to share your 6,000-year existence with your mother and grandmother. Imagine if you were forced to watch the follies of humanity while causing problems of your own with famous figures from history. Welcome to the world of Isidore Glassman, Izzy to his friends, in this politically incorrect romp through history, as seen from the perspective of a Jewish vampire. Yes, a Jewish vampire. Sometimes intellectual, often irreverent, and constantly hilarious, this story will make you rethink the way you look at vampires. Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire: 6,000 Years of Kvetching projects a full-frontal assault on political correctness. Meet Izzy’s best friends, Jerry and Shlomo, his mother who is frequently drunk and always embarrassing, and his beloved grandmother, Bubbe.

A Crude World
A Crude World

Author: Russell Andresen

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2015-07-08

Total Pages: 265

ISBN-13: 1681395797

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Adrenaline, stress, and avarice are the drugs that make up the addicting cocktail of the global oil and gasoline markets. It is an industry that entices young men and women to pursue their dreams of attaining wealth beyond their means. It is an environment that destroys as many as it rewards. In A Crude World—A Life of Drugs, Greed, and Power in the New York Mercantile Exchange, Russell Andresen opens the curtains behind of one of the most secretive industries in the world, where loyalty means nothing, ethics is a four letter word, and silence is the most valuable commodity.

Fly on the Wall
Fly on the Wall

Author: Russell Andresen

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency

Published: 2021-04-08

Total Pages: 378

ISBN-13: 1682354156

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“I wish I was a fly on the wall.” We’ve all said those words before, but what really happens when we say them? Meet Max Cohen, an angel living in human form in the city of Brooklyn, New York. His job is very simple: Keep your nose clean, stay out of mankind’s way – and whenever those words are uttered – go and witness the event and report back to heaven. Max has done his job successfully for millennia and has never had a problem, until he meets the lovely Georgia, and his world is thrown upside down. He can think of nothing other than her. One night, while on an assignment, he allows himself to be seen in human form. The same night, a murder takes place in an apartment building and Max is the only suspect. He not only has to prove his innocence to the wily veteran detective hot on his trail, but also to his superiors in heaven who want answers. With the unlikely help of the mischievous Loki and that of Satan himself, Max sets out to prove once and for all that he is innocent. Full of irreverent humor and politically incorrect settings, Fly on the Wall is a hilarious read that will keep readers entertained throughout.

The Blood Is the Life
The Blood Is the Life

Author: David Carrico

Publisher: Baen Books

Published: 2022-09-06

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13: 162579875X

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A COMING-OF-AGE STORY LIKE NO OTHER: CHAIM CAAN, AN OBSERVANT ORTHODOX JEW, FINDS HE MUST MAKE SENSE OF HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD WHEN HE DISCOVERS HE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE Chaim Caan was just out for a night of fun, blowing off some steam the way a young man will. After the better part of a year spent in COVID lockdowns, he was ready to let his hair down at a night club. But the fascinating young woman who he encountered that night left him with something to remember her by: she turned Chaim into a vampire. Soon, Chaim finds himself thrust into a weird underground world of mysticism and enchantment as he navigates life as the newly undead, trying to reconcile his beliefs as an Orthodox Jew with the new reality that has been thrust upon him. He is forced to deal with a lot of change: to his body, to his mind, to his perceptions, to his relationships, and even to his world. He finds himself in parts of the world he had never dreamed of being in, and he finds himself doing things that he had never envisioned being a part of his life. And if he can come to terms with these changes, this mild-mannered young man might just find himself a hero. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). About 1636: The Devil's Opera, by Eric Flint and David Carrico: “Another engaging alternate history from a master of the genre.” —Booklist “. . . an old-style police-procedural mystery, set in 17th century Germany. . . . the threads . . . spin together . . . to weave an addictively entertaining story. . . . a strong addition to a fun series.” —The Galveston County Daily News

Dracula
Dracula

Author: Bram Stoker

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1982-04-12

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0394848284

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String garlic by the window and hang a cross around your neck! The most powerful vampire of all time returns in our Stepping Stone Classic adaption of the original tale by Bran Stoker. Follow Johnathan Harker, Mina Harker, and Dr. Abraham van Helsing as they discover the true nature of evil. Their battle to destroy Count Dracula takes them from the crags of his castle to the streets of London... and back again.

The Vampire and The Wandering Jew
The Vampire and The Wandering Jew

Author: Barak a Bassman

Publisher: Telemachus Press, LLC

Published: 2020-06-06

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 9781951744274

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Brother Nicholas takes a post in a remote castle as confessor to an aristocratic lady who has lived as a recluse for decades-yet remained eternally young and beautiful. There he will be confronted by her faith in dark powers and by her special prisoner, the legendary Wandering Jew cursed to walk the Earth forever with no rest.

Dead Collections
Dead Collections

Author: Isaac Fellman

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2022-02-22

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0143136917

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A whirlwind romance between an eccentric archivist and a grieving widow explores what it means to be at home in your own body in this clever, humorous, and heartfelt novel. When archivist Sol meets Elsie, the larger than life widow of a moderately famous television writer who's come to donate her wife's papers, there's an instant spark. But Sol has a secret: he suffers from an illness called vampirism, and hides from the sun by living in his basement office. On their way to falling in love, the two traverse grief, delve into the Internet fandom they once unknowingly shared, and navigate the realities of transphobia and the stigmas of carrying the "vampire disease." Then, when strange things start happening at the collection, Sol must embrace even more of the unknown to save himself and his job. DEAD COLLECTIONS is a wry novel full of heart and empathy, that celebrates the journey, the difficulties and joys, in finding love and comfort within our own bodies.