Happy Birthday Marty! Never judge a book by its cover! This is referencing people, don't judge a person by what they look like. Just like the cover of this book, they are not what you think. Please be kind to one another. Everyone deserves it, EVERYONE! No one is a mind reader, so express yourself and your thoughts calmly in words.
"David Stein brought right-wing congressmen, celebrities, writers and entertainment industry figures together for shindigs, closed to outsiders. . . . There was just one problem. Stein was not who he claimed."—The Guardian In 2013, Republican "hero" David Stein made international headlines when he was unmasked as David Cole, the notorious Jewish Holocaust denier who made an entirely different set of headlines in the 1990s with his videos from within the gates of Auschwitz and his appearances on shows like 60 Minutes and Donahue. After a $25,000 bounty was put on his head by a violent extremist group, Cole left behind the bizarre world of Holocaust denial, a landscape populated by Hitler fetishists who Cole himself detested. Then, David Stein the Republican organizer was born. Stein soon became a major force in the closed-door world of Hollywood right-wingers—people who felt as alienated from the mainstream of their profession as Cole had felt as the lone Jewish Holocaust revisionist. Soon enough, Stein was working with major GOP power players and far-right Hollywood A-listers, creating huge private events for the West Coast GOP elite . . . until it all came crashing down when a vengeful former girlfriend outed him publicly. Condemned by those who had previously lauded him, Cole was left with nothing but his story. And here he tells it, warts and all, including the first-ever exposé of the secretive Hollywood far-right underground, "Friends of Abe."
Most of us consider farting an embarrassing topic, but it doesn't have to be! Marty has gas and he is going to fart in class. That's right! He farts in class, but it's not the end of the world. Mrs. Amil will maintain order and continue teaching because that's what teachers are supposed to do.
Another fantastic collection of children's poetry comprised of fun tales and humorous rhymes. This book is creatively mastered to inspire lessons in kindness and self-confidence. A must have that will change bedtime forever.
Marty is an energetic little boy who uses every holiday and event as a reason to have a party. But, what day ends up being his favorite party day? Read the story to find out.
What do you do with a musical cat who becomes a national sensation? Find out in this humorous read-aloud picture book debut illustrated by beloved artist Steven Kellogg. Mary Jane Lemon knows that her cat is special—and she finds out exactly how special when one day, after mistakenly eating a bag of French cheese, unusual tweets and toots come out of—not his mouth—but you know where! It turns out that, depending on what he eats, Marty’s rump spews music of all kinds, and his compositions prove amazingly popular. He is catapulted to fame and a world tour soon follows from London to Shanghai, and before long Marty’s tunes top the bestseller charts! With playful text on a favorite funny topic and whimsical illustrations in Steven Kellogg’s trademark style, Farty Marty is a book to enjoy again and again!
This is a collection of short stories for kids. The stories involve farting cows, nervous dancers, mischievous girls, disinterested soccer players, a bookworm and a booger. Though the stories are very different, they all share common themes: Perseverance and Persistence. The stories included in this collection are: Farty Marty The Dance Recital Sarah and the Search for the Pot of Gold A Kid in King William's Court The Kick and Flick!
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)