Love him or hate him, The Manwhore in historical romances refuses to be ignored. Can he be saved from his life of debauchery? Do we even want him to be? Manwhores, Baby! Yeah! is a 1,300 word humorous essay. Keywords: Humor, funny, essay, manwhore, rake, historical romance, romance, hero
Have you ever had a promising interview spiral into a nightmare you'd rather forget? Don't worry, you're not alone. I wrote about mine. The Great Bookstore Disaster of '08 is a humorous 1,000 word essay. Keywords: humor, funny, essay, interview, bookstore, job, career
I think coupons are trying to kill me. Or take me to dark, uncomfortable places, such as the underbelly of an end cap display. Will my desperate search for my lost coupon be successful? Kate Russell and the Coupon of Doom is a 930 word humorous essay. Keywords: humor, funny, essay, coupon, shopping, saving money
This is the unfortunately true story of Pajama Mom, a desperate woman just trying to get her kids to school, while trying to steer clear of her arch nemesis, Perfect Mom. Pajama Mom Drives Again is a humorous 950 word essay. Keywords: humor, essay, funny, mom, pajamas, perfect, motherhood, kids, family, parenting, parent
After nearly killing her latest date, one-fourth vampire Emma Brandt finds herself back in the Vampire Community, whether she likes it or not. Faced with being embarrassed by having to go before the Vampire Council's Night Court, she reluctantly agrees to her Council Head father's decree that she go on blind dates set up by her family. Before long, Emma's blind dates crash and burn. Her ex-boyfriend and best friend, Jack, suggests they start fake dating to get their families off their backs. But, it isn't long before emotions run hot. Can she trust him not to break her heart again? And Then He Bit Me is a second chance romantic comedy with some bite. Keywords: romcom, romantic comedy, sweet romance, contemporary romance, vampire romance, supernatural romance, ex-boyfriend, second chances, vampire hunter, dating, matchmaking, chick lit, novella, short novel, novel, humor, vampire love story, paranormal love story, supernatural love story, contemporary love story, sweet love story, flirt, crush, curvy, plus-size, full-figure, short read
When I was 16, I was in love with my best friend's older brother. And I do mean older. He kissed the fire out of me, but then let me go. Now 8 years later, he's interested. If I give him another chance, will he break my heart again? Or will I get my happily ever after? Choosing You Again is a sweet romantic comedy/ chick lit novella: 17,600 words. Keywords: sweet romance, chick lit, romantic comedy, new adult romance, contemporary romance, romance novella, friends to lovers
Junior in college. Star athlete. Constant attention from the opposite sex. On this campus, I'm worshiped. While seven hundred miles away, back in my hometown, I'm still trailer park trash, child of the town tramp, and older sibling to three kids who are counting on me to keep my shit together so I can take them away from the same crappy life I grew up in. These two opposing sides of myself never mix until one person gets a glimpse of the true me. I never expected to connect with anyone like this or want more beyond one night. This may be the real deal. Problem is Dr. Kavanagh's my literature professor. If I start anything with a teacher and we're caught together, I might as well kiss my entire future goodbye, as well as my family's and especially Dr. Kavanagh's. Except sometimes love is worth risking everything. Or at least, it damn well better be, because I can only resist so much.-N. G.-.--Provided by publisher.
My teacher is hot AF, and unlike anyone else I’ve met, she cares. She’s sent me to detention more times than I’d like to count, but it only makes me want her more. Yeah, she’s my teacher. Yeah, there’s an age gap. Yeah, she thinks I’m nothing but a bully. She’s right on two of three. And that bully thing? Well, I might just have to bully her into being mine. But I’ll make sure she never regrets it.
AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN eBOOK! A New York Times Notable Book On the eve of his ninetieth birthday a bachelor decides to give himself a wild night of love with a virgin. As is his habit–he has purchased hundreds of women–he asks a madam for her assistance. The fourteen-year-old girl who is procured for him is enchanting, but exhausted as she is from caring for siblings and her job sewing buttons, she can do little but sleep. Yet with this sleeping beauty at his side, it is he who awakens to a romance he has never known. Tender, knowing, and slyly comic, Memories of My Melancholy Whores is an exquisite addition to the master’s work.