More Lunch Lines

More Lunch Lines

Author: Dan Signer

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2020-03-03

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781452174426

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A fresh helping of laugh-out-loud jokes from the creator of Lunch Lines! What is a sheep's favorite karate move? A lamb chop! Parents can turn lunchtime into a real treat with a joke from More Lunch Lines every day! Packed with enough jokes for a whole school year and accompanied by hilarious illustrations, this clever book serves up a fresh helping of sidesplitting jokes and riddles on topics kids love, like animals, space, and sports. Just tear out a joke and drop it in a lunch for a school year of smiles—perfect for busy parents and hectic mornings! • A perfect back-to-school gift for busy parents • Enough hilarious jokes for an entire school year! • Dan Singer is a comedy writer who has written for the TV shows A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. Joke loving kids who love Lunchbox Notes and Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids will laugh it up for More Lunch Lines. • Joke books for kids age 5 and up • Kids lunch notes jokes • Lunch box notes Dan Signer is a comedy writer who has written for TV shows including A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two sons.


The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 88

ISBN-13: 1626866147

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Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.


Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 144124302X

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.


Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

Author:

Publisher: Children's Press

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9780516018652

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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.


Lunchbox Laughs

Lunchbox Laughs

Author: Mark Ziegler

Publisher: Capstone

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781404809635

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Includes a number of jokes about food.


Lunchbox Express

Lunchbox Express

Author: George Georgievski

Publisher: Plum

Published: 2019-06-25

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781760784904

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Kids tired of the same old sandwiches day-in, day-out? Struggling to think of ways to make lunchtime fresh and fun? Lunchbox Express is here to save the day! George Georgievski, creator of the hugely popular School Lunchbox blog and social media accounts, helps you put together healthy, fun, and easy lunches your kids will love--in just 5 minutes! Featuring simple recipes and hacks--plus some bonus adult lunch ideas--this is the book parents have been waiting for. Never have school lunches been easier or more inspiring!


The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!


Lunch Box Letters

Lunch Box Letters

Author: Carol Sperandeo

Publisher: Firefly Books

Published: 2019-03-29

Total Pages: 232

ISBN-13: 9780228101734

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"A practical book to help parents communicate with their children and show how much they care through notes and letters. The book includes the authors' experiences, encouragement to parents to start, sample letters, and 100 colorful tear out sheets. Children are subjected to great stress and anxiety while growing up in a dangerous and fast changing world. Parents struggle too, especially to find ways to communicate with their children and to show how much they care. This practical and valuable little book presents a proven method of staying in touch with your children throughout their school years. Lunch Box Letters is the result of the experience of two parents who--separately--wrote notes to their children on a regular basis and were immensely encouraged by the results. Now they show how you can use their successful method to communicate with your own kids. They provide sample letters to let you see just how simple these little notes are to write--and how important they are to both parent and child. They also answer common questions that parents raise, such as 'Where do I find the time?' 'What if I have three kids?' or 'What if I'm a lousy speller?'"--


The 5-Minute Salad Lunchbox

The 5-Minute Salad Lunchbox

Author: Alexander Hart

Publisher: Thames & Hudson Australia

Published: 2019-02-05

Total Pages: 131

ISBN-13: 1923049240

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Sometimes preparing your food for the impending day can feel impossible. You opt for the easy way out: buying lunch. Often this is less healthy, and always more expensive, than bringing your own to work. On the other hand, maybe you’re just in desperate need of inspiration after making the same pitiable sandwich day after day (month after month... year after year). The 5-Minute Salad Lunchbox makes food prepping an exciting and nutritious lunch a total breeze. These 52 recipes are a comprehensive range of diverse salads, including vegan salads, grain salads, Zoodle and seafood salads. There’s a new one to try each week. Expect myriad flavours from across the globe. Imagine a Vietnamese-style chicken coleslaw, Mexican-spiced quinoa salad or a Japanese(ish) combination of edamame and chickpeas with avocado-lime dressing. Do you know what Korean-style Bibimbap is? The 5-Minute Salad Lunchbox explains all, alongside its foolproof recipe.