The Splendid and Extraordinary Life of Beautimus Potamus

The Splendid and Extraordinary Life of Beautimus Potamus

Author: Peggy A. Wheeler

Publisher: Dragon Moon Press

Published: 2017-07-24

Total Pages: 432

ISBN-13: 1988256682

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"You’re never too old for a great fairy tale." - 5-star reader's review. A funny and quirky fantasy fairy tale for adults complete with mystery, murder, romance! The mystical green planet of Rendaz is home to devout goddess worshiper and university professor, middle-aged Beautimus Potamus—who also happens to be a hippo plagued by hot flashes and poor self-esteem. Beautimus forms an alliance with Samuel S. Goodwings, a younger womanizing, atheist praying mantis. When these two are together, life morphs from the mundane into the fantastic. Our unlikely duo solves mysteries, bring a murderer to justice, and even help end a war while experiencing their own trials, triumphs, and tragedies. Often with humor, their situations and adventures parody Earth culture. During their exploits, the two interact with a host of characters, including a pair of New Age flamingos, an A.D.H.D. afflicted trout, an orangutan detective, and a 310-year-old blue crane High Priestess. All of these creatures are more “human” in surprising ways than the citizens of the blue planet, Earth, we discover was once a Rendazian Colony. Beautimus Potamus’ tongue-in-cheek story is a magical fable-stew made with the ingredients of satire, drama, social commentary, and comedy, with jests, puns and wordplay sprinkled throughout. For good measure, a generous pinch of romantic flavoring is thrown into the pot. Readers' reviews: "Truly a splendid and extraordinary story. It was refreshing to find something so original. Well written, vivid descriptions, great humor and delightful characters." "So often we limit our reading to books by Dan Brown, John Grisham, Nicholas Sparks or Michael Connelly and we [...] miss the gems by new writers that put their heart, soul and dreams on paper to let our imaginations go where theirs have. This is one of those gems." If you liked this book, you should check out Peggy's dystopian tale, Chaco as well! About the author Peggy A. Wheeler is a writer of fantastical fiction. Her debut novel, THE RAVEN'S DAUGHTER is published by Dragon Moon Press in Canada. Peggy studied English and Creative Writing at the U.C.L.A., where she was the only undergraduate chosen to study with Robert Pinsky, former Poet Laureate of the United States. Peggy has led adult poetry and fiction writing critique groups and workshops in both Colorado and California.


Love You, Little 'Potamus

Love You, Little 'Potamus

Author: Robin Rose

Publisher:

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781680523812

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Giggle, snuggle, and sing with your little one As you read the story, picture icons will prompt you to press the buttons and play the sound effects. The sturdy handle is just right for little hands, at home or on the go. Encourages listening skills Reinforces language & literacy growth Supports matching & fine motor skills


Hippospotamus

Hippospotamus

Author: Jeanne Willis

Publisher: Andersen Press USA

Published: 2012-09-01

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1467703222

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Hippopotamus had a spotamus . . . on her bottomus! "It's a blister!" said her sister. "It's measles!" said Weasel. "It's hippopox!" said Fox. But in the end the spotamus turns out to be something hilariously unexpected!


Harry the Hypno-potamus

Harry the Hypno-potamus

Author: Linda Thomson

Publisher: Crown House Publishing

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 162

ISBN-13: 9781904424574

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This is a book of whimsical tales engage the minds of young children and offer those caring for or treating them possible solutions for a wide range of physical and emotional problems. It is a charming collection of metaphorical tales about Harry, a hippopotamus who lives with other animals in a zoo who have a variety of fears, anxieties, habit disorders and physical problems. Dr Dan, the zoo's vet, teaches the animals how to use the power of imagination to overcome their physical and emotional problems and explains that this is called hypnosis. Harry is soon re-named Harry the Hypno-Potamus. This is a new approach to treating children with problems.


3 Day Potty Training

3 Day Potty Training

Author: Lora Jensen

Publisher: Lora Jensen

Published: 2014-03-04

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 0988403609

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3 Day Potty Training is a fun and easy-to-follow guide for potty training even the most stubborn child just 3 days. Not just for pee and poop but for day and night too! Lora’s method is all about training the child to learn their own body signs. If the parent is having to do all the work, then the child isn’t truly trained, but with Lora’s method your child will learn when their body is telling them that they need to use the potty and they will communicate that need to you.


Happy Little Elephant

Happy Little Elephant

Author: Robin Rose

Publisher: Early Bird Sound Books

Published: 2017-12-15

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781680521603

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Where shall Little Elephant play today? As you read the story about the baby elephant, picture icons will prompt you to press the buttons and play the sound effects. The sturdy handle is just right for little hands, at home or on the go.


The Hiccupotamus

The Hiccupotamus

Author: Aaron Zenz

Publisher: Two Lions

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780761458838

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A hippopotamus with severe hiccups causes chaos until other creatures finally find the right cure.


A Perfect Name

A Perfect Name

Author: Charlene Costanzo

Publisher: Dial

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13:

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May you grow to be old. May your dreams come true. We love you Little One, And now we name you . . . Mama and Papa Potamus are having a tough time choosing a name for their new baby. The Name Book is full of beautiful choices - ones that mean kind and friendly and wonderful. But their Little One is all of those things! The naming ceremony is tomorrow. How will they ever decide? LeUyen Pham's warm, vivacious illustrations perfectly capture the enchanting world Charlene Costanzo has created - a world where hippos dance and sing and feast by the river to celebrate the naming of a beloved new baby.


Hug, Kiss, Love

Hug, Kiss, Love

Author: Rose Nestling

Publisher:

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781680522730

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Hugs Kiss Love will be a huge hit with baby or toddler This adorable lift-a-flap board book has bold illustrations and engaging bright colors featuring little ones interacting with their world, with a focus on friends, family and pets.. Simple sentences reinforce future language structure, and grasping and lifting the sturdy flaps helps develop fine motor skills. A perfect first book Welcome to the world little one Come explore Hugs Kiss Love Lift-a-Flap board book filled with surprises. Perfectly sized for little hands and fingers to open and close the flaps. 6 chunky and sturdy flaps are extra strong so your little one can open and close again and again. Surprise and delight baby with bright artwork and special treats under each flap. Collect all the books in the Babies Love series. From colors and animals, to first words and holidays, the Babies Love Chunky Lift-a-Flap series is a great introduction to reading with cheerful, contemporary and whimsical illustrations and sturdy, easy-to-lift flaps. Great gift for Valentines Day