LOL Jokes: Texas
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Arcadia Publishing
Published: 2021
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 1467198420
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"The funniest jokes in the world!"--Cover.
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Author: Jenny Lawson
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2012-04-17
Total Pages: 384
ISBN-13: 1101573082
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Hilarious Jokes For 7 Year Old Kids
Author: Hayden Fox
Publisher:
Published: 2020-05-04
Total Pages: 78
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKnock, Knock. Who's There? The Most Hilarious Jokes For Your 7 Year Old!
Reckless in Texas
Author: Kari Lynn Dell
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2016-08-02
Total Pages: 376
ISBN-13: 1492631957
DOWNLOAD EBOOKRough and tumble, cocky and charming, bullfighter Joe Cassidy is one of the best in the business... And he's way out of Violet's league. But it's going to take more than impossible odds to keep this fierce single mother from her forever cowboy. Violet Jacobs is fearless. At least, that's what the men she snatches from under the hooves of bucking horses think. Outside the ring, she's got plenty of worries rattling her bones: her young son, her mess of a love life, and lately, her family's struggling business. When she takes matters into her own hands and hires on a hotshot new bullfighter, she expects to start a ruckus. She never expected stubborn, showboating, secret heart-of-gold Joe Cassidy. Joe came to Texas to escape a life spiraling out of control. He never planned on sticking around, and he certainly never expected to call this dry and dusty backwater home. But Violet is everything he never knew he was missing, and the deeper he's pulled into her beautiful mess of a family, the more he realizes this fierce, fiery woman may be offering him the one thing he never could find on his own. People are falling in love with Kari Lynn Dell's rodeo cowboy romance: "Look out, world! There's a new cowboy in town."—CAROLYN BROWN, New York Times Bestselling Author "A fun, wild ride!"—B.J. DANIELS, New York Times Bestselling Author "Real Ranches. Real Rodeo. Real Romance."—LAURA DRAKE, author of Sweet on a Cowboy series "An extraordinarily gifted writer."—KAREN TEMPLETON, author of Wed in the West series Need more convincing? Just watch these sparks fly: Joe lifted a finger to brush back a strand of her hair, savoring the cool slide of it over his skin. She frowned, but didn't slap at his hand, didn't shrink away when he leaned in. Would she let him kiss her? Maybe, but he was enjoying the slow rev of his engine, the lazy swell of heat, all from just sitting next to her, barely touching. He traced a line down the side of her neck, watching the skin pebble in response. "Go out with me, Violet." Her forehead puckered. "But...I don't even like you." "Yes, you do." She sucked in an outraged breath, but Joe only smiled wider.
Christmas Try Not to Laugh Challenge Lol Joke Book Stocking Stuffer Edition: Silly, Clean Holiday Jokes for Kids Funny Christmas Jokes Every Kid Shoul
Author: C. S. Adams
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 2018-11-11
Total Pages: 92
ISBN-13: 9781731196903
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTis the Season for Santa Approved Jokes, Riddles, Knock-Knocks & Tongue Twisters! that the Whole Family will Enjoy! This Festive Stocking Stuffer Edition can be used as a Traditional Joke Book or you can Play the Popular Don't Laugh Challenge Joke Game! A Really Fun Interactive Game for Kids, Teens & Adults! Clean, Santa-tastic Christmas Jokes, Silly Riddles & Punny Knock-Knocks that are perfect for Holiday Parties, Family & Friends! Inside you will find Christmas & Winter Themed Jokes including Santa, Rudolph, Snowmen, Narwhals, Gingerbread Cookies, Snow, Reindeer, North Pole, & More, with Lots of Emojis Decked out in Christmas Cheer! Great Gift for Boys & Girls 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 years old! Merry Christmas!
The Cowboy's Texas Heart
Author: E. Elizabeth Watson
Publisher: Tule Publishing
Published: 2022-07-07
Total Pages: 303
ISBN-13: 1957748060
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIt was only meant to be one night of pleasure… After a failed engagement, paleontologist Heather “Heart” Carvalho has vowed to always protect herself in love. When she’s hired to conduct a geophysical survey for a mineral rights dispute on ancient land, she never expects to be swept up in the arms of a rugged cowboy. After a night of passion, she learns the handsome cowboy is her new client. Even more complicated, he has kids, and soon Heart longs for something she knows she can never have…a family. Tyler Dixon doesn’t have time for emotional attachments. He has two sons to raise solo, a multimillion-dollar ranch to operate, and a pending lawsuit to protect his land from an unscrupulous oil company. Carrying on with the gorgeous, free-spirited paleontologist will only jeopardize Tyler’s case. So why does he feel the impulse to keep crossing the line with her? They’re both everything they told themselves they didn’t want. As their chemistry burns, Heart claims she can remain impartial, but soon Ty wants the one thing she’s sworn to never again give away—her heart.
Judgmental Maps
Author: Trent Gillaspie
Publisher: Flatiron Books
Published: 2016-11-08
Total Pages: 176
ISBN-13: 1250142695
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA sharp tongued and fierce witted full-color collection of maps of America’s greatest cities in all their brutally honest glory. Your City. Judged. When you move to a new city you look at a map to get you where you need to be, but a Google Map of San Francisco won’t tell you where you can get “Real Dim Sum” or where “The Worst Trader Joes Ever” is. Or if you’re visiting Chicago, you might want to see the Magnificent Mile, but not know it’s right next to where “Suburbanites Buy Drugs” and “Retired Mafioso.” This is where Judgmental Maps comes in – a no holds barred look at city life that is at once a love letter and hate mail from the very people who live there. What started as a joke between comedian Trent Gillaspie and his friends in Denver, quickly grew into a viral sensation with a rabid and enthusiastic community labeling maps of their cities with names and descriptions we all think of, but are a bit too shy to say out loud. Collected here in a full color, beautifully packaged book with all new, never before published material, Judgmental Maps is laugh out loud funny from New York to Los Angeles, Minneapolis to Atlanta and offending everyone else in between.
Knock Knock, Blub Blub!
Author: Brenda Ponnay
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Published: 2020-03-30
Total Pages: 15
ISBN-13: 1532415435
DOWNLOAD EBOOKYou'll bubble up with laughter in this funny joke book featuring fish, mermaids, and more water wonders. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will swim through a sea of silly stumpers. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In!
LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake
Author: Craig Rozniecki
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2013-06-04
Total Pages: 155
ISBN-13: 1304099687
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis just in - two volumes of political satire poking fun at the Republican Party is not nearly enough. At the rate the GOP is going, 222 volumes may not be enough. That brings us to LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In it, author Craig Rozniecki answers the following questions: Are spoons, credit cards, & ping-pong balls as dangerous as guns? Do guns, churches, breakfasts, & library books have so much in common they may match one another on EHarmony.com? Is it more deadly to shoot fictional characters with a toy gun in a video game than it is to shoot people with an actual gun in real life? Also, with this book, learn all about: Why it's more moral for former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife than it is for a gay couple to get married, why conserving the environment is such a turn-off for conservatives, & what House Speaker John Boehner's favorite three-word phrase is (surprisingly it's not "I love orange!" or "Crying is sexy!").
The Ohio Reader
Author: Marcia Schonberg
Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press
Published: 2017-10-01
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 1534125795
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom the author of B is for Buckeye: An Ohio Alphabet and Cardinal Numbers: An Ohio Number Book comes yet another reason to enjoy learning about the Buckeye State. In The Ohio Reader Marcia Schonberg expands the lessons from her two previous books and uses a variety of writing forms to showcase the state's history, people, symbols, and lore. Poetry (including a state pledge), word games, and Who Am I? animal riddles attract and engage beginning readers. Prose, biographies, and short stories (including a Civil War chapter story) challenge more advanced readers. With its broad scope and lively writing, The Ohio Reader offers "buckeyes" of all ages an armchair tour of the state and its wonders.
