LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time
LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time

Author: Craig Rozniecki

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2012-12-09

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 1300479558

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He's back!!! In light of his success with LOL at the GOP, which prompted him to be featured on a political radio talk show, and the fact the election year provided him with so much material it made billionaire hoarders jealous, author Craig Rozniecki decided it would have been criminal to not write a second volume. LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47%% Awesome 100%% of the Time is Rozniecki's seventh book overall. In it, Rozniecki does the following: Provides Republicans with more excuses on why they lost the election; gives them advice on how to reach out to voters whom aren't old, white, and male via personal ads; presents an infomercial for Romnesia; goes in-depth about a pro-life Republican who is also pro-death penalty for kids; and much more! Yes, with LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47%% Awesome 100%% of the Time, prepare to laugh some of the time all of the time! Potential side effects from reading the book include: An increase in IQ, strange dreams, a loss in weight, and no longer needing Viagra.

The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Censored Version)
The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue (Censored Version)

Author: Craig Rozniecki

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2014-04-10

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 1312063254

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Want something cheap which will make you laugh like you're on nitrous oxide, feel as high as a kite shaped like a marijuana plant, and drunk, while still being completely legal? Then grab yourself a bottle of whiskey and read this book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue. In this book, Craig Rozniecki - author of The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck and the LOL at the GOP series - goes in-depth with more topics than an obsessive mathematician would care to count, which include: What passing bills would be like if Congress was drunk, where narcissists can go for dating (besides a mirror), why saying "just sayin'" is kind of annoying, how there can be such a thing as a germaphobic nymphomaniac, and more! So, go on, grab that bottle of whiskey, sit back, and laugh harder than a dentist nicknamed "Dr. Chuckles," while reading Rozniecki's tenth book, The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck - Volume 2: The Wisecracks Continue.

The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy
The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy

Author: Craig Rozniecki

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2019-02-17

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 0359396461

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In this book, Rozniecki tackles every random topic a Mensa member could think up, and if it were possible, even more. In The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy, you'll learn all about: how a Tinder CEO didn't know the definition of ""sodomy;"" why the TGI Fridays mistletoe drones idea was worse than slippers in sandals; what the next ""hangry"" might be; and how online IQ tests read to a snarky mind. Not only that, Rozniecki: provides the top ten times when it's best to not take a selfie; explains how Congress is like a marriage; points out the fact that the Flonase tagline is stupid; and crushes Americans' hopes that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg will give them all of his money, cars, homes, and beauty tips.

LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience
LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience

Author: Craig Rozniecki

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2018-02-07

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 1387571370

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The always witty satirist Craig Rozniecki is at it again with his seventh installment of the "LOL at the GOP" series. In it, he writes about: Rick Perry's forgetful wisdom; Sarah Palin's literal family feud; Señor Jeb Bush; why it's inconceivable for many conservatives to label themselves as Constitutional; how Donald Trump would write Hallmark cards; a state senator who thinks butts and vaginas are the same thing; and so much more! So sit back, relax, and let laughter guide you in "LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience."

LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake
LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake

Author: Craig Rozniecki

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2013-06-04

Total Pages: 155

ISBN-13: 1304099687

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This just in - two volumes of political satire poking fun at the Republican Party is not nearly enough. At the rate the GOP is going, 222 volumes may not be enough. That brings us to LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In it, author Craig Rozniecki answers the following questions: Are spoons, credit cards, & ping-pong balls as dangerous as guns? Do guns, churches, breakfasts, & library books have so much in common they may match one another on EHarmony.com? Is it more deadly to shoot fictional characters with a toy gun in a video game than it is to shoot people with an actual gun in real life? Also, with this book, learn all about: Why it's more moral for former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife than it is for a gay couple to get married, why conserving the environment is such a turn-off for conservatives, & what House Speaker John Boehner's favorite three-word phrase is (surprisingly it's not "I love orange!" or "Crying is sexy!").

A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title
A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title

Author: Craig Rozniecki

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2017-12-13

Total Pages: 116

ISBN-13: 1387341898

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While in nonsensical actuality Donald Trump's campaign slogan was "Make America great again!," it probably should have been either "Make facts fake again!" or "Make bigly stinky BS smell good again!" It's appeared to be the president's goal to transform the U.S. into bizarro world, where up is down, black is white, right is wrong, left is right, and a bouquet of herpes is a popular item at supermarkets every February 14th. Cite a fact? That's fake news. Cite fake news? That's a fact. So what do we do when the leader of our country tries turning reality on its head? Resort to 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffets, binge-drinking, and laughter, not necessarily in that order. That's where author Craig Rozniecki's fifteenth book, "A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title," will come in handy! So join him in attempting to cope with Trump's bizarro world, as he satirizes politics, religion, race, every light topic you're advised to talk about on a first date.

🤯 1900, or the Last President 🔍
🤯 1900, or the Last President 🔍

Author: Ingersoll Lockwood

Publisher: Colour the Classics Publishing Corp.

Published: 2024-09-27

Total Pages: 9

ISBN-13:

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Step Back in Time with an Exclusive Illustrated Edition of 1900, or the Last President! 📚✨ Dear Book Lover's, Are you ready to embark on a captivating journey through history and imagination? We’re thrilled to introduce the Exclusive Illustrated Edition of Ingersoll Lockwood's groundbreaking work, 1900, or the Last President - a book that’s more relevant now than ever! 📚 Dive into the mysterious world of Ingersoll Lockwood's 1900, or the Last President - a gripping tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat! 🕵️‍♂️ Unravel the secrets of this enigmatic novel and prepare to be captivated by its twists and turns. 📖 Join the adventure today and experience the thrill of a literary masterpiece like never before! Why You Can't Miss This Edition! 📖 Ingersoll Lockwood’s visionary tale foresaw a future filled with political intrigue and societal change. This beautifully illustrated edition not only captures the essence of Lockwood’s narrative but also brings it to life with stunning artwork that will captivate readers of all ages! What’s Inside? 🎨 🔸 Gorgeous Illustrations: Each chapter features exquisite illustrations that enhance the storytelling experience, making it a perfect addition to your bookshelf or a thoughtful gift for a fellow book lover! 🔸 Historical Context: Dive deep into the late 19th century and explore how Lockwood’s predictions resonate with today’s world. 🔸 Limited Edition Collectible: This exclusive edition is only available for a limited time - don’t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history! Don’t let this moment slip away - experience the power of Lockwood’s words and illustrations today. Happy Reading, Colour the Classics

Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
Al Franken, Giant of the Senate

Author: Al Franken

Publisher: Twelve

Published: 2017-05-30

Total Pages: 523

ISBN-13: 1455540439

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From Senator Al Franken - #1 bestselling author and beloved SNL alum -- comes the story of an award-winning comedian who decided to run for office and then discovered why award-winning comedians tend not to do that. "Flips the classic born-in-a-shack rise to political office tale on its head. I skipped meals to read this book - also unusual - because every page was funny. It made me deliriously happy." -- Louise Erdrich, The New York Times This is a book about an unlikely campaign that had an even more improbable ending: the closest outcome in history and an unprecedented eight-month recount saga, which is pretty funny in retrospect. It's a book about what happens when the nation's foremost progressive satirist gets a chance to serve in the United States Senate and, defying the low expectations of the pundit class, actually turns out to be good at it. It's a book about our deeply polarized, frequently depressing, occasionally inspiring political culture, written from inside the belly of the beast. In this candid personal memoir, the honorable gentleman from Minnesota takes his army of loyal fans along with him from Saturday Night Live to the campaign trail, inside the halls of Congress, and behind the scenes of some of the most dramatic and/or hilarious moments of his new career in politics. Has Al Franken become a true Giant of the Senate? Franken asks readers to decide for themselves.

Brown Is the New White
Brown Is the New White

Author: Steve Phillips

Publisher: The New Press

Published: 2018-03-06

Total Pages: 259

ISBN-13: 1620973251

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The New York Times and Washington Post bestseller that sparked a national conversation about America's new progressive, multiracial majority, updated to include data from the 2016 election With a new preface and afterword by the author When it first appeared in the lead-up to the 2016 election, Brown Is the New White helped spark a national discussion of race and electoral politics and the often-misdirected spending priorities of the Democratic party. This "slim yet jam-packed call to action" (Booklist) contained a "detailed, data-driven illustration of the rapidly increasing number of racial minorities in America" (NBC News) and their significance in shaping our political future. Completely revised and updated to address the aftermath of the 2016 election, this first paperback edition of Brown Is the New White doubles down on its original insights. Attacking the "myth of the white swing voter" head-on, Steve Phillips, named one of "America's Top 50 Influencers" by Campaigns & Elections, closely examines 2016 election results against a long backdrop of shifts in the electoral map over the past generation—arguing that, now more than ever, hope for a more progressive political future lies not with increased advertising to middle-of-the-road white voters, but with cultivating America's growing, diverse majority. Emerging as a respected and clear-headed commentator on American politics at a time of pessimism and confusion among Democrats, Phillips offers a stirring answer to anyone who thinks the immediate future holds nothing but Trump and Republican majorities.