Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear

Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear

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Publisher: S&b Publishing

Published: 2010-02-01

Total Pages: 248

ISBN-13: 9780981700779

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Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear is the perfect book for any occasion where a little bawdy humor is appropriate! Never again be caught without a good joke at your next bachelor party, boys' or girls' night out, office gathering, or church social.This is without a doubt the funniest book of adult humor you will ever read!


Liquor in He Front Poker in He Rear Adult Humor Poker

Liquor in He Front Poker in He Rear Adult Humor Poker

Author: Brenda Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2020-10-18

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13:

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A Daily Planner, Fit For Your Busy Lifestyle This daily planner comes in sizes: 6 x 9 inch (perfect for your purse or on-the-go, for your briefcase or at your desk) STOP DOING BUSYWORK. START DOING YOUR BEST WORK. This to-do list notebook will help you keep your day organized and keep up with your daily errands. This journal features a blank to-do checklist, a section for listing your top priorities for the day. Meals & Snacks daily planner will help you plan out your meals helping you stay on track of your meal plan and keep track of your daily water intake. The opposite page features lined journaling pages for jotting down your daily thoughts and dreams.


Winger

Winger

Author: Andrew Smith

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-05-14

Total Pages: 464

ISBN-13: 1442444940

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A teen at boarding school grapples with life, love, and rugby in this unforgettable novel that is “alternately hilarious and painful, awkward and enlightening” (Publishers Weekly, starred review). Ryan Dean West is a fourteen-year-old junior at a boarding school for rich kids. He’s living in Opportunity Hall, the dorm for troublemakers, and rooming with the biggest bully on the rugby team. And he’s madly in love with his best friend Annie, who thinks of him as a little boy. Ryan Dean manages to survive life’s complications with the help of his sense of humor, rugby buddies, and his penchant for doodling comics. But when the unthinkable happens, he has to figure out how to hold on to what’s important, even when it feels like everything has fallen apart. Filled with hand-drawn infographics and illustrations and told in a pitch-perfect voice, this realistic depiction of a teen’s experience strikes an exceptional balance of hilarious and heartbreaking.


Between Jobs

Between Jobs

Author: W.R. Gingell

Publisher: W. R. Gingell

Published: 2022-05-10

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13:

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When you get up in the morning, the last thing you expect to see is a murdered guy hanging outside your window. Things like that tend to draw the attention of the local police, and when you’re squatting in your parents’ old house until you can afford to buy it, another thing you can’t afford is the attention of the cops. Oh yeah. Hi. My name is Pet. It’s not my real name, but it’s the only one you’re getting. Things like names are important these days. And it’s not so much that I’m Pet. I am a pet. A human pet: I belong to the two Behindkind fae and the pouty vampire who just moved into my house. It’s not weird, I promise—well, it is weird, yeah. But it’s not weird weird, you know?


Nobody's Fool

Nobody's Fool

Author: Richard Russo

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2011-11-09

Total Pages: 561

ISBN-13: 0307809927

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From the Pulitzer Prize–winning author of Empire Falls, this slyly funny, moving novel about a blue-collar town in upstate New York—and about Sully, one of its unluckiest citizens, who has been doing the wrong thing triumphantly for fifty years—is a classic American story. "Remarkable.... A revelation of the human heart." —The Washington Post Divorced from his own wife and carrying on halfheartedly with another man's, saddled with a bum knee and friends who make enemies redundant, Sully now has one new problem to cope with: a long-estranged son who is in imminent danger of following in his father's footsteps. With its uproarious humor and a heart that embraces humanity's follies as well as its triumphs, Nobody's Fool, from Pulitzer Prize-winning author, Richard Russo, is storytelling at its most generous. Nobody’s Fool was made into a movie starring Paul Newman, Bruce Willis, Jessica Tandy, and Melody Griffith. Look for Everybody’s Fool, available now, and Somebody’s Fool, coming soon.


Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition

Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition

Author: Jamie McGuire

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2012-11-27

Total Pages: 416

ISBN-13: 1476719071

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Abby Abernathy is re-inventing herself as the good girl as she begins her freshman year at college, which is why she must resist lean, cut, and tattooed Travis Maddox, a classic bad boy.


The Cardturner

The Cardturner

Author: Louis Sachar

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2011-08-09

Total Pages: 353

ISBN-13: 140880851X

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When Alton's ageing, blind uncle asks him to attend bridge games with him, he agrees. After all, it's better than a crappy summer job in the local shopping mall, and Alton's mother thinks it might secure their way to a good inheritance sometime in the future. But, like all apparently casual choices in any of Louis Sachar's wonderful books, this choice soon turns out to be a lot more complex than Alton could ever have imagined. As his relationship with his uncle develops, and he meets the very attractive Toni, deeply buried secrets are uncovered and a romance that spans decades is finally brought to conclusion. Alton's mother is in for a surprise!


That Time of Year

That Time of Year

Author: Garrison Keillor

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-12-01

Total Pages: 398

ISBN-13: 1951627709

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With the warmth and humor we've come to know, the creator and host of A Prairie Home Companion shares his own remarkable story. In That Time of Year, Garrison Keillor looks back on his life and recounts how a Brethren boy with writerly ambitions grew up in a small town on the Mississippi in the 1950s and, seeing three good friends die young, turned to comedy and radio. Through a series of unreasonable lucky breaks, he founded A Prairie Home Companion and put himself in line for a good life, including mistakes, regrets, and a few medical adventures. PHC lasted forty-two years, 1,557 shows, and enjoyed the freedom to do as it pleased for three or four million listeners every Saturday at 5 p.m. Central. He got to sing with Emmylou Harris and Renée Fleming and once sang two songs to the U.S. Supreme Court. He played a private eye and a cowboy, gave the news from his hometown, Lake Wobegon, and met Somali cabdrivers who’d learned English from listening to the show. He wrote bestselling novels, won a Grammy and a National Humanities Medal, and made a movie with Robert Altman with an alarming amount of improvisation. He says, “I was unemployable and managed to invent work for myself that I loved all my life, and on top of that I married well. That’s the secret, work and love. And I chose the right ancestors, impoverished Scots and Yorkshire farmers, good workers. I’m heading for eighty, and I still get up to write before dawn every day.”


Notes From the Midnight Driver

Notes From the Midnight Driver

Author: Jordan Sonnenblick

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2010-02-01

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0545231892

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Just when you thought you had it all figured out . . . "Alex Peter Gregory, you are a moron!" Laurie slammed her palms down on my desk and stomped her foot. I get a lot of that.One car crash.One measly little car crash. And suddenly, I'm some kind of convicted felon.My parents are getting divorced, my dad is shacking up with my third-grade teacher, I might be in love with a girl who could kill me with one finger, and now I'm sentenced to babysit some insane old guy.What else could possibly go wrong?This is the story of Alex Gregory, his guitar, his best gal pal Laurie, and the friendship of a lifetime that he never would have expected.


Alcoholics Anonymous

Alcoholics Anonymous

Author: Bill W.

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2014-09-04

Total Pages: 418

ISBN-13: 0698176936

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A 75th anniversary e-book version of the most important and practical self-help book ever written, Alcoholics Anonymous. Here is a special deluxe edition of a book that has changed millions of lives and launched the modern recovery movement: Alcoholics Anonymous. This edition not only reproduces the original 1939 text of Alcoholics Anonymous, but as a special bonus features the complete 1941 Saturday Evening Post article “Alcoholics Anonymous” by journalist Jack Alexander, which, at the time, did as much as the book itself to introduce millions of seekers to AA’s program. Alcoholics Anonymous has touched and transformed myriad lives, and finally appears in a volume that honors its posterity and impact.