If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Author: Erma Bombeck

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2013-01-15

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1453290109

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The hilarious #1 New York Times bestseller: Erma Bombeck’s take on marriage and family life is “fun from cover to cover” (Hartford Courant). Ever since she was a child, Er ma Bombeck has been an expert worrier, and married life has only honed that skill. She gets anxious about running out of ball bearings; about snakes sneaking in through the pipes; about making meaningful conversation on New Year’s Eve. Married life, she realizes, is an unpredictable saga even when you know exactly how loud your husband snores every night—and she wouldn’t have it any other way. In this crisp collection of essays, Bombeck shows off the irresistible style that made her one of America’s favorite humorists for more than three decades. When she sharpens her wit, no family member is sacred and no self-help fad is safe. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author’s estate.


Life Is a Bowl Full of Cherries

Life Is a Bowl Full of Cherries

Author: Vanita Oelschlager

Publisher: Vanita Books

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780982636626

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Brings fun, laughter and life to some of the best examples of the complex and delightful English language.


Bowl of Cherries

Bowl of Cherries

Author: Millard Kaufman

Publisher: McSweeney's

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 344

ISBN-13:

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Falling in with a distracted Egyptologist after being kicked out of Yale, fourteen-year-old Judd Breslau is coerced by a reckless young woman whose misadventures eventually lead to his death sentence and incarceration in a southern Iraqi jail.


The Erma Bombeck Collection

The Erma Bombeck Collection

Author: Erma Bombeck

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2013-05-21

Total Pages: 513

ISBN-13: 1480430595

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Three hilarious books in one from the #1 New York Times–bestselling author on marriage, motherhood, and the absurdities of suburban life. If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? is Erma Bombeck’s timelessly witty look at the hidden side of married life. Motherhood captures one of the toughest jobs on earth with humor and heart. The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank is Bombeck’s take on the unforgiving frontier of American suburbia.


Kale & Caramel

Kale & Caramel

Author: Lily Diamond

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-05-02

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1501123416

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Born out of the popular blog Kale & Caramel, this sumptuously photographed and beautifully written cookbook presents eighty recipes for delicious vegan and vegetarian dishes featuring herbs and flowers, as well as luxurious do-it-yourself beauty products. Plant-whisperer, writer, and photographer Lily Diamond believes that herbs and flowers have the power to nourish inside and out. “Lily’s deep connection to nature is beautifully woven throughout this personal collection of recipes,” says award-winning vegetarian chef Amy Chaplin. Each chapter celebrates an aromatic herb or flower, including basil, cilantro, fennel, mint, oregano, rosemary, sage, thyme, lavender, jasmine, rose, and orange blossom. Mollie Katzen, author of the beloved Moosewood Cookbook, calls the book “a gift, articulated through a poetic voice, original and bold.” The recipes tell a coming-of-age story through Lily’s kinship with plants, from a sun-drenched Maui childhood to healing from heartbreak and her mother’s death. With bright flavors, gorgeous scents, evocative stories, and more than one hundred photographs, Kale & Caramel creates a lush garden of experience open to harvest year round.


Four of a Kind

Four of a Kind

Author: Erma Bombeck

Publisher: Galahad Books

Published: 1996-10

Total Pages: 632

ISBN-13: 9780883659595

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The grass is always greener over the septic tank; If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?; Aunt Erma's cope book; Motherhood: the second oldest profession.


Move Out of Your Own Way

Move Out of Your Own Way

Author: Cherry Collier

Publisher: Fruits of Labor

Published: 2004-04

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13: 9780974921518

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Collier offers tools, tips, and strategies that readers can implement immediately to reach and exceed their goals.


Life Is Just a Chair of Bowlies

Life Is Just a Chair of Bowlies

Author: Mary Engelbreit

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub

Published: 1993

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9780836246155

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Mary Englebreit has assembled a collage of pleasant thoughts and gentle reminders to look on the bright side of life in her humorous pronouncement that Life Is Just a Chair of Bowlies.