A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning

A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning

Author: Lemony Snicket

Publisher: Egmont Books (UK)

Published: 2012-09-01

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9781405266062

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There is nothing to be found in the pages of A Series of Unfortunate Events but misery and despair. You still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on . . . In The Bad Beginning the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast. Then again, why trouble yourself with the unfortunate resolutions? With 5 million copies sold in the UK alone, one might consider Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events to make him one of the most successful children’s authors of the past decade. We, however, consider these miserable so-called adventure stories and the Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey that accompanied the books for children as nothing more than a dreadful mistake.


Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately, Unfortunately

Author: Michael Foreman

Publisher: Andersen Press USA

Published: 2014-01-01

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1467743941

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Mom sends Milo on an errand to return Granny's umbrella to her. Fortunately, Milo doesn't realize that he's about to encounter several unfortunate setbacks with pirates, dinosaurs, and aliens. But it all turns into one amazing, fortunate adventure.


A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket

Author: Lemony Snicket

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2003-05-06

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 0060562250

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A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"


The Wilder Life

The Wilder Life

Author: Wendy McClure

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2011-04-14

Total Pages: 266

ISBN-13: 1101486538

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For anyone who has ever wanted to step into the world of a favorite book, here is a pioneer pilgrimage, a tribute to Laura Ingalls Wilder, and a hilarious account of butter-churning obsession. Wendy McClure is on a quest to find the world of beloved Little House on the Prairie author Laura Ingalls Wilder-a fantastic realm of fiction, history, and places she's never been to, yet somehow knows by heart. She retraces the pioneer journey of the Ingalls family- looking for the Big Woods among the medium trees in Wisconsin, wading in Plum Creek, and enduring a prairie hailstorm in South Dakota. She immerses herself in all things Little House, and explores the story from fact to fiction, and from the TV shows to the annual summer pageants in Laura's hometowns. Whether she's churning butter in her apartment or sitting in a replica log cabin, McClure is always in pursuit of "the Laura experience." Along the way she comes to understand how Wilder's life and work have shaped our ideas about girlhood and the American West. The Wilder Life is a loving, irreverent, spirited tribute to a series of books that have inspired generations of American women. It is also an incredibly funny first-person account of obsessive reading, and a story about what happens when we reconnect with our childhood touchstones-and find that our old love has only deepened.


The Extremely Inconvenient Adventures of Bronte Mettlestone

The Extremely Inconvenient Adventures of Bronte Mettlestone

Author: Jaclyn Moriarty

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2019-10-03

Total Pages: 365

ISBN-13: 1913101215

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A witty and entertaining magical novel telling the story of a ten-year-old girl and her quest to visit all ten aunts in order to discover the fate of her parents - were they really killed by pirates at sea? Encountering dragons, witches and water-sprites among others, Bronte is taken on an adventure she could only have imagined...


Infortunate

Infortunate

Author: Susan E. Klepp

Publisher: Penn State Press

Published: 2010-11-01

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 9780271041131

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A rare memoir from the early eighteenth century by an Englishman who traveled to the New World as an indentured servant.


When Did You See Her Last?

When Did You See Her Last?

Author: Lemony Snicket

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2013-10-15

Total Pages: 151

ISBN-13: 1443401978

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The suspiciously successful second volume in the #1 New York Times bestselling series In the fading town of Stain’d-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl. Is the girl a runaway? Or was she kidnapped? Was she seen last at the grocery store? Or could she have stopped at the diner? Is it really any of your business? These are all the wrong questions. Praise for “WHO COULD THAT BE AT THIS HOUR?”: A New York Times Notable Children’s Book of 2012 A Kirkus Best of 2012 selection “Will thrill fans of the author’s earlier works and have even reluctant readers turning pages with the fervor of seasoned bookworms. A must-have.” SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL (starred review) “Fans of the Series of Unfortunate Events will be in heaven." KIRKUS REVIEWS (starred review) “Full of Snicket's trademark droll humor and maddeningly open-ended, this will have readers clamoring for volume two.” PUBLISHERS WEEKLY (starred review) “Full of Snicket's characteristic wit and word play . . . this book belongs in all collections.” VOYA (starred review) Praise for “WHEN DID YOU SEE HER LAST?”: “The author's trademark wit and talent for sustaining suspense make this fast-paced, noir mystery a fun choice for kids who enjoy a good whodunit.” SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL “Snicket introduces a sometimes charming, more often alarming cast of characters...all of whom keep the pages turning. The droll young Snicket makes a perfect presenter as he careens from difficulty to difficulty, yet always with his eye on the ball.” BOOKLIST


"Who Could That Be at This Hour?"

Author: Lemony Snicket

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2012-10-23

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 0316225029

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Before the Baudelaires became orphans, before he encountered A Series of Unfortunate Events, even before the invention of Netflix, Lemony Snicket was a boy discovering the mysteries of the world. In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. He started by asking questions that shouldn't have been on his mind. Now he has written an account that should not be published, in four volumes that shouldn't be read. This is the first volume.


The Adventures of Allegra Fullerton, Or, A Memoir of Startling and Amusing Episodes from Itinerant Life

The Adventures of Allegra Fullerton, Or, A Memoir of Startling and Amusing Episodes from Itinerant Life

Author: Robert J. Begiebing

Publisher: Upne

Published: 1999

Total Pages: 336

ISBN-13:

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Robert J. Begiebing's first novel, The Strange Death of Mistress Coffin, was hailed by Annie Proulx in the New York Times Book Review as "a striking and original work by a gifted writer with an extraordinary feeling for the past." Begiebing delivers on the promise of that first book with his new novel, a lively, colorful, and exciting "portrait of the artist as a young woman" set in the early years of the republic.