Inconsequential Dilemmas

Inconsequential Dilemmas

Author: Knock Knock Staff

Publisher: Books & Other Words

Published: 2013-03

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781601064868

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Should I change the channel? Can I eat food off the floor? Our lives are composed of stupid decisions--one after the other, day after day. Use this book's handy flowcharts to make your next irrelevant choice with pseudoscientific confidence!


Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Author: Anders Roslund

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2022-04-26

Total Pages: 577

ISBN-13: 0593188233

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In this electrifying #1 international-bestselling thriller, a police inspector and a former criminal informant in a race against time as they attempt to unravel past and present secrets. He thought she was safe. Then the past came knocking. Seventeen years ago, Criminal Inspector Ewert Grens was called to the scene of a brutal crime. A family had been murdered, and the only survivor--and witness--was the five-year-old daughter. The girl was placed in the witness protection program, and the case went cold, but years later, Grens is still haunted by the seemingly random slaying, and the little girl who was spared. So when he learns that the apartment where the crime occurred is now the scene of a mysterious break-in, Grens immediately fears that someone is intent on silencing the only witness. He races to find her...before they do. Meanwhile, someone in the city's criminal underworld is executing weapons smugglers, and has placed former police informant Piet Hoffman's family in grave danger. He must unravel the secret threat to his family, all while keeping secrets of his own. Soon his hunt for answers intertwines with Ewert's, and the two men find themselves in the middle of a criminal conspiracy that is more complicated--and dangerous--than they could have imagined.


Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Author: Daniel Beaty

Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Published: 2013-12-17

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 0316400947

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Winner of a Coretta Scott King Illustrator Medal and the Boston Horn Book Award A simple, powerful book for children, about an absent father and the love he leaves behind Every morning, I play a game with my father.He goes knock knock on my doorand I pretend to be asleeptill he gets right next to the bed.And my papa, he tells me, "I love you." But what happens when, one day, that "knock knock" doesn't come? This powerful and inspiring book shows the love that an absent parent can leave behind, and the strength that children find in themselves as they grow up and follow their dreams.


Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Author: Tammi Sauer

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2018-07-31

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1338283251

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Bear is getting ready for a long winter nap when his friends come "KNOCK KNOCK" knocking! A hilarious tale from bestselling author Tammi Sauer and bestselling illustrator Guy Francis. Knock Knock is a fresh and innovative method of humorous storytelling that uses knock-knock jokes to tell the story of Bear and his woodland friends Raccoon, Rabbit, Turtle, and others. With each new visitor, Bear grows increasingly frustrated at his lack of peace and quiet. Little does Bear know that his friends have a surprise in store for him -- a happy hibernation party!"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Justin.""Justin who?""Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by."It's sidesplitting storybook fun!


'Twas a Hard Knock Life

'Twas a Hard Knock Life

Author: Orville Wright, Jr.

Publisher: Infinity Publishing

Published: 2007-02

Total Pages: 1

ISBN-13: 0741437759

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Tabor Home For Children was founded a century ago in Philadelphia but moved to Doylestown, PA in 1913. This remarkable anthology captures the memories and recollections of 50 of those residents spread over six decades. The experience of being raised in a children's home with 40 boys and 40 girls will enlighten, sadden, amuse and surprise most readers. The individual stories are told in a forthright style expressing remorse, gratitude, anger, joy, spirituality and excitement. The book is uplifting and depressing, adventurous and predictable, happy and sad, just like life itself.


Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Author: S. P. Miskowski

Publisher:

Published: 2012-03

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 9780615580708

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"Beautifully written and relentlessly suspenseful, it's a great book to curl up with on a cold winter's night. Just be sure to keep the doors locked and all the lights on!" -Lucy Taylor, THE SILENCE BETWEEN THE SCREAMS "...more than a great read; it is a fascinating meditation on the nature of horror. There are supernatural elements to the book, yes, but the setting (an impoverished, ruined logging town) and the main characters (three school girls with hopes and dreams made improbable if not impossible by their realities) are a beautifully rendered commentary on the cyclical nature of real-world human tragedy." -Molly Tanzer, A PRETTY MOUTH "Starting slowly the book builds to a crescendo, first giving us innocent children on a jaunt in the woods and then taking the story forward to where they are fallible adults, exposed to the machinations of the evil they have unwittingly released. Eventually the story achieves a momentum all its own, rushing headlong to a shattering finale, and the prose, which Miskowski uses with such care and accuracy throughout, in the final pages attains a fever dream intensity, so that we can't trace any clear divide between reality and the skewed perspectives of the characters, the two blurring into each other, everything viewed through a blood red filter and in the light cast by flickering flames." -Peter Tennant, Black Static "With her distinct voice, Miskowski takes you deep into the back woods of America, where shadows chase you and people do the unthinkable." -Angel Leigh McCoy, Wily Writers At the center of S.P. Miskowski's novel-length fairy tale are three restless girls, best friends stuck in the backwater of Skillute, Washington in the late 1960s. Their neighbors and families are petty or poor, or both. They warn the girls not to wander into the dense forest. Something evil lurks there, people say. The girls are not convinced. During a playful oath, they wander too far into the woods. Their mistake unleashes a malignant spirit that terrorizes Skillute for the next fifty years.


Knock Knock This Is a Fucking Quote

Knock Knock This Is a Fucking Quote

Author: Knock Knock Knock

Publisher:

Published: 2016-03

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781601068293

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This witty book gathers amazing, amusing quotations from some of history's greatest figures and adds "f*ck" to them. Sometimes it's poetic or even poignant. But mostly it's pretty f*cking funny. F*cking funny gifts for f*cking funny people The title really does say it all. (We're not f*cking kidding.) Hardcover; 4.5 x 5.5 inches; 96 pages


The Good Girl's Guide to Getting Lost

The Good Girl's Guide to Getting Lost

Author: Rachel Friedman

Publisher: Bantam

Published: 2011-03-29

Total Pages: 321

ISBN-13: 038534337X

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Rachel Friedman has always been the consummate good girl who does well in school and plays it safe, so the college grad surprises no one more than herself when, on a whim (and in an effort to escape impending life decisions), she buys a ticket to Ireland, a place she has never visited. There she forms an unlikely bond with a free-spirited Australian girl, a born adventurer who spurs Rachel on to a yearlong odyssey that takes her to three continents, fills her life with newfound friends, and gives birth to a previously unrealized passion for adventure. As her journey takes her to Australia and South America, Rachel discovers and embraces her love of travel and unlocks more truths about herself than she ever realized she was seeking. Along the way, the erstwhile good girl finally learns to do something she’s never done before: simply live for the moment.


Knock-Knock

Knock-Knock

Author: Deano Yipadee

Publisher:

Published: 2019-06

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781775435662

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Gerri was a happy giraffe. She dreamed of trying to make folk laugh. She thought, 'I'll give my neighbours a treat. I will knock on every door in the street!' A heart-warming and crack-up new story by best-selling children's entertainer Deano Yipadee, featuring kid-friendly knock-knock jokes.


Gnawing Around

Gnawing Around

Author: Marcie Colleen

Publisher:

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 9781338166354

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"When a few beavers come to town, the Grumpy Woods are even more grumpy than usual. These beavers are chewing down the trees and drying up their river water with a dam. Everyone gets even angrier when the Super Happy Party Bears throw a dance party to celebrate the new dam, but when they dance that dam right down the river, everyone admits the bears aren't so bad after all"--