King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor
Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Henry Holt Books For Young Readers
Published: 2017-06-20
Total Pages: 225
ISBN-13: 1627798099
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Originally published in 2016 in Great Britain by Hodder and Stoughton."
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King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong
Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
Published: 2018-03-27
Total Pages: 225
ISBN-13: 1627798129
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSomething is frightening the people of Crong—something with long, sharp teeth, seven eyes, and an appetite for goats. The monster's name is the Voolith, and it won't stop until it has gobbled up everything in its path! When news reaches Edwinland, King Edwin decides he must cross the wilderness and defeat the Voolith in single combat. Even if he doesn't quite know what "single combat" means. This next King Flashypants adventure has it all—jousting, evil plots, mini golf, fire-breathing toads, and hilarity at every turn.
Beer Makes Daddy Strong
Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Published: 2013-03-26
Total Pages: 67
ISBN-13: 1452112088
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFatherhood is full of ups and downs, quirks and crises. But there is always humor to be found! Featuring 60 all-new cartoons from Andy Riley, Beer Makes Daddy Strong shows the world just how great dads can be: Daddy knows all the best car games ("Who can stay quiet the longest?"), likes to show off his scars (that he may or may not have obtained while running with the bulls in Spain), and is a great cook (when Spaghetti Bolognese is on the menu). Witty and wise, this affectionate tribute is a celebration of fatherhood and all of its joys, confusion, humor, and, of course, beer.
King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches
Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published: 2018-04-05
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 1444940988
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Kids everywhere will love this brilliant book!" MATT LUCAS "Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books." DAVID WALLIAMS "Two words - such fun!" MIRANDA HART "Beautiful, inventive and laugh-out-loud funny." SUE PERKINS Great to read aloud with children of 5+ and perfect for newly independent readers of 7+. King Edwin Flashypants is back for his fourth hilarious adventure! Minister Jill has a secret. And it's something to do with the weird meadow in Edwinland. King Edwin always thought Minister Jill was a bit boring, like most grown-ups, but when she is kidnapped, he realises that her past might actually be very exciting indeed ...
The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #1
Author: Allan Woodrow
Publisher: Harper Collins
Published: 2011-04-26
Total Pages: 180
ISBN-13: 006207718X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAre you rotten enough to read this book? Ha! And I mean that in a laugh-in-your-face, you’re not-really-rotten-at-all way. Have you ever destroyedthe planet? Turned earthworms into your personalarmy of doom? Refused to eat your broccoli andhidden it in your underwear? Well, never mind thatlast one. I mean, who hasn’t? But still, no one is asrotten as Zachary Ruthless. In fact, his adventuresare so rotten you might want to just put this bookdown now and back away very slowly.
King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom
Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published: 2018-10-04
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 1444941003
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books." DAVID WALLIAMS "Two words - such fun!" MIRANDA HART "It's gobstonkingly funny!" ULI, aged 7 Great to read aloud with children of 5+ and perfect for newly independent readers of 7+. It's pretty nippy in Edwinland and Nurbisonia. In fact, it's the coldest winter in a hundred years! After evil Emperor Nurbison steals all his peasants' firewood and woolly hats just because he can, they go to live with nine-year-old King Edwin in Edwinland instead. The furious emperor talks the scary Ice Folk to join him in his latest dastardly plan to make life difficult for Edwin and his new peasants, but Edwin is determined not to let Nurbison get away with it. He is a noble king, after all! But Edwin has an extra problem to deal with - a voice of doubt in his head called Wendy Worry, who keeps telling him he's not up to the job of being king. How can he beat Emperor Nurbison AND Wendy Worry at the same time?
Dog Diaries
Author: James Patterson
Publisher: jimmy patterson
Published: 2018-12-03
Total Pages: 150
ISBN-13: 031648749X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe first book in the doggone awesome, howl-ariously illustrated, bestselling series from the creator of Middle School! Rafe Khatchadorian’s lovable dog Junior gets his chance to shine. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I've been waiting for ages to tell my story, and now it's finally happening! Being Rafe's dog isn't always easy, but it is always EXCITING! I've got so much to tell you about: How I protect the yard from birds, raccoons, squirrels, raccoons, mail carriers ... and did I mention RACCOONS? Sniffing pooch posteriors for the latest canine news. And the terrifying monster hiding in the hall closet: the vacuum cleaner! These were all the most paw-some parts of my doggie life -- until the evil Mrs. Stricker threatened to send me back to the pound if I didn't learn to behave. Now Rafe and I have to go to obedience school and win the trophy for Best Trained Dog . . . or else!
Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face and the Badness of Badgers
Author: John Dougherty
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2017-02-07
Total Pages: 146
ISBN-13: 1101996641
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA hilarious send-up of fantasy quest novels, perfect for fans of Adam Gidwitz and Jon Scieszka. Welcome to the kingdom of Great Kerfuffle! Great Kerfuffle is really great. And there's usually a kerfuffle (the clue's in the name really). This particular kerfuffle started the day Stinkbomb's twenty dollar bill went missing. Stinkbomb and his little sister Ketchup-Face know exactly who took it: the badgers. After all, they're called badgers because they do bad things; otherwise they'd just be gers. They bring news of the badgers' treachery to King Toothbrush Weasel (don't get us started on the story behind his name…), who sends them on a quest to rid the land of badgers. What follows is a full on kerfuffle-fest, containing: one deep dark forest, a grocery cart in distress, a song about jam--and, of course, a band of very tricky badgers. Be prepared to laugh your socks off, and maybe your ears, too.
The Book of Bunny Suicides
Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Coronet
Published: 2010-12
Total Pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780340829004
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis is dark humour at its best - a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons which will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.
Lunch Lady and the Cyborg Substitute
Author: Jarrett J. Krosoczka
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Published: 2009-07-28
Total Pages: 98
ISBN-13: 0375846832
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom the author of National Book Award finalist Hey, Kiddo. Serving justice . . . and lunch! Hector, Terrence, and Dee have always wondered about their school lunch lady. What does she do when she isn’t dishing out the daily special? Where does she live? Does she have a lot of cats at home? Little do they know, Lunch Lady doesn’t just serve sloppy joes—she serves justice! Whatever danger lies ahead, it’s no match for LUNCH LADY!
