If you need a smile, giggle, or belly laugh, this is the book for you. Betty White would love it. Dedicated to Peter Pan, it is filled with delightful funny pieces of the human condition. You not only will get a chuckle from the pieces but also get some giggles from the sketches of odd characters and the limericks they share. Children love to smile when they are photographed because they feel special.
Why don't dogs make good dancers? They have two left feet. Readers will check out the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes in this hilarious book. They'll also learn fun facts about canines and how to create a dog breed book.
Anyone interested in being surprised, having a rude awakening, and being shocked that causes them to see things in a different way will find this creative work stimulating. B. G. Webb refers to himself as a guru who lights gas lamplights in old London. Instead of drugs, the author presents an essay, a poem, a drawing, a photo, a piece of music after another to light up the readers mind to consider a different way to look at the mysteries of life. This exciting and, perhaps to some, a disturbing work is dedicated to the doubters of mankind such as Marie Currie, Albert Einstein, Rachel Carson, Pearl Buck, Stephen Hawking, Carl Jung, and all the others. So if you feel you are brave enough, buy this book and go from street to street on a psychedelic trip into the unknowninto the mysteries of lifeand hopefully, gain new insights. As you do, you will hear the music of India, the chants and sounds coming from holy men, and beautiful women dancing in unison to the rhythms of drums, zitars and tambourines. Om, om, om.
From tall tales, trickster tales, and noodlehead stories to hoaxes, urban legends, riddles and songs-here are more than 70 stories from around the world and across the centuries that you can pull out of your story bag at a moment's notice-to read aloud or re-tell before, between and after daily activities; or integrate into lessons and learning opportunities. Most take just minutes to read. The country or culture of origin is noted for each story, and there is a detailed bibliography, introductory notes on humor and folklore, and a discussion of the healing power of humor.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake. Author Felicia Lowenstein Niven explores the world of corny birthday jokes in this hilarious book. Jokes, limericks, knock-knock jokes and tongue twisters abound in this volume. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny birthday card.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house. Author Amelia LaRoche has fun with corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts in this book. Readers also discover how to make their own funny Christmas card.
"Bedtime Tales: Itchy Feats and Mosquito Boy's Comical Conquests" is a rib-tickling and uproarious story that follows the misadventures of Mosquito Boy, the tiniest superhero with a penchant for mischief. Prepare for non-stop laughter as you embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the miniature world of Mosquito Boy. From the very beginning, the story introduces you to the endearing and comically clumsy Mosquito Boy. As he sets off on his buzzing adventures, you'll witness his itchy feats that lead to a series of uproarious situations. Whether it's trying to navigate through a room full of fly swatters or attempting to hide from his arch-nemesis, the Great Outdoor Spray, Mosquito Boy's escapades are guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Each chapter is filled with side-splitting moments as Mosquito Boy finds himself in one comical scenario after another. Whether he's causing chaos at a picnic, orchestrating a prank-filled rendezvous at the Giggle Factory, or even embarking on a daring rescue mission at the summer festival, Mosquito Boy's hilarious antics never fail to bring laughter. The story also introduces an array of quirky and humorous characters who interact with Mosquito Boy on his whimsical journey. From his trusty sidekick, an eccentric firefly named Sparkle, to a host of other zany insect friends, every encounter is a riotous and unforgettable experience. "Bedtime Tales: Itchy Feats and Mosquito Boy's Comical Conquests" is a delightful and light-hearted read that combines wit, slapstick humor, and heartwarming moments. Perfect for children and adults alike, this comedy-packed tale will leave you giggling and eagerly turning the pages until the grand finale, where Mosquito Boy's ultimate prank brings the story to a hilarious and satisfying close. Get ready to laugh out loud and experience the world through the eyes of the lovable and mischievous Mosquito Boy in this extraordinary bedtime tale that promises an itch for laughter and a buzz of pure amusement.
Use "Assertive Intervention" techniques to help difficult teachers become positive and energetic professionals! Managing difficult teachers effectively may be a principal’s most pressing challenge. In this research-based text, you will discover approaches that prove how even the most difficult teachers can become successful professionals. This indispensable handbook introduces Assertive Intervention techniques and shows principals how to improve daily interactions with troubled teachers. These strategies show how to: Confront difficult teachers calmly and confidently Conduct an Assertive Intervention Improve interactions with troublesome teachers Build a positive school culture
