Stop the Dad Jokes!
Stop the Dad Jokes!

Author: Adrian Beck

Publisher: Random House Australia

Published: 2021-07-02

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1761043080

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A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

This Book Just Ate My Dog!
This Book Just Ate My Dog!

Author: Richard Byrne

Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children

Published: 2014-09-04

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0192737309

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In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!

My Dad Thinks He's Funny
My Dad Thinks He's Funny

Author: Katrina Germein

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2013-04-09

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0763665223

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A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.

Chicken Butt!
Chicken Butt!

Author: Erica S. Perl

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2015-10-05

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 1613124333

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You know what? What? Chicken butt! The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick†? a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again! “An unhinged piece of slap-happy rhyming...rocket-propelled artwork...the romp is a powerful piece of cacophony, more frenetic by the moment.†?—Kirkus Reviews

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

Author: Davide Cali

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2015-03-03

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 145214074X

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First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes: Lift-the-Flap
Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes: Lift-the-Flap

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2019-07-23

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 9780062845351

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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is bringing giggles to a whole new age group! Get your little ones ready for Halloween with this beautifully illustrated lift-the-flap joke book. Rob Elliott’s Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 4.5 million copies. Now for the first time ever, his fun-for-the-whole-family collection has been adapted for little ones. Lift the flaps to reveal ghostly jokes and spooky puns that will have kids screaming with laughter! This paperback book includes 14 Halloween jokes specifically selected for the youngest of comedians and illustrated in full color. Lift the flaps to find the punchlines!

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Author: Humor Heals Us

Publisher: Farting Adventures

Published: 2021-01-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781637310274

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Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author: Jane Bexley

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-24

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13:

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Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

The Cat in the Hat
The Cat in the Hat

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher:

Published: 1986

Total Pages: 61

ISBN-13: 9780375972775

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Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the cat in the hat who shows them some tricks and games.