Jim Giraffe

Jim Giraffe

Author: Daren King

Publisher: Anchor Canada

Published: 2010-08-20

Total Pages: 229

ISBN-13: 0385672829

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Scott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim. Scott thinks he’s a man how has everything — a high-speed internet connection, alien-shaped slippers, and a beautiful wife called Continence. But Scott hasn’t touched her in years and she’s been left furiously polishing the sideboard, dreaming of black stallions. According to Jim, Scott’s days are numbered, and to save himself from certain death from sexual repression he must quickly perform every act in the lovermaker’s lexicon. Jim Giraffe knows a lot about sex, luckily. He also loves pizza and beer and has breath that smells of tree-tops. The prudish Scott is at first shocked by this profane, perverted ghost giraffe, but he accepts his help. Little does Scott realize that Jim has his own agenda and that his suburban idyll is about to be well and truly buggered up. Following on from the cult classic Boxy an Star, Daren King has written another extraordinary novel: highly original and linguistically ingenious, naïve and knowing, utterly charming, filthy, and very, very funny.


One Word from Sophia

One Word from Sophia

Author: Jim Averbeck

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-06-16

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 1481405144

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All Sophia wants for her birthday is a pet giraffe, but as she tries to convince different members of her rather complicated family to support her cause, each tells her she is using too many words until she finally hits on the perfect one. Includes glossary.


Decorating

Decorating

Author: Carol Donayre Bugg

Publisher: Capital Books

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 9781933102719

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At last, for busy non-DIY people--how to work with a professional to solve and complete your home decorating dreams in colors, fabrics, window treatments, paints, furnishings, lighting, and more


The Boy Scouts MEGAPACK ®

The Boy Scouts MEGAPACK ®

Author: Herbert Carter

Publisher: Wildside Press LLC

Published: 2015-02-20

Total Pages: 1934

ISBN-13: 147940845X

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The Boy Scouts of America was founded in 1910 and has grown to be one of the largest youth organizations in the world, with 2.7 million members. Scouts of various types have been a standard feature of young adult literature for generations -- but one of the earliest kicked off in 1913. The "Boy Scouts" series by "Herbert Carter" (a pseudonym for author St. George Rathborne, who wrote the whole series with the exception of volume 9) ran for 12 volumes. It follows scouts through adventures with their local troop and then for the last few volumes embroils them in World War I action. Included are: THE BOY SCOUTS FIRST CAMP FIRE THE BOY SCOUTS ON THE BLUE RIDGE THE BOY SCOUTS ON THE TRAIL THE BOY SCOUTS IN THE MAINE WOODS THE BOY SCOUTS THROUGH THE BIG TIMBER THE BOY SCOUTS IN THE ROCKIES THE BOY SCOUTS ON STURGEON ISLAND THE BOY SCOUTS DOWN IN DIXIE THE BOY SCOUTS AT THE BATTLE OF SARATOGA THE BOY SCOUTS ALONG THE SUSQUEHANNA THE BOY SCOUTS ON WAR TRAILS IN BELGIUM THE BOY SCOUTS AFOOT IN FRANCE If you enjoy this book, search your favorite ebook store for "Wildside Press Megapack" to see the more than 180 other entries in the series, covering science fiction, modern authors, mysteries, westerns, classics, adventure stories, and much, much more!


Incident on Red Bear Mountain

Incident on Red Bear Mountain

Author: Del Hayes

Publisher: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

Published: 2022-06-24

Total Pages: 147

ISBN-13: 1685705146

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When Rick Barber, and the rest of the Gideon Ten, return from a successful mission in the Yucatan, they all are looking for a break from any more adventures, especially after breaking up a local burglary ring in Riverside and aiding the Mexican Federales capture Mayan artifact smugglers. All Rick wants to do is make the football team that Riverside Middle School is starting, but that was before they met the new girl. Wendy Patterson, Rick's girlfriend, introduces Mindy to Rick, and the first thing he notices is her evasive answers to any questions concerning where she's from. The second thing is, he notices a strange man that appears to be following Mindy and her sister. His curiosity leads to one thing and then another; and before he knows it, the group gets involved in another adventure that includes two government agencies, as well as some additional suspicious characters. With the help of the Lord, the Ten hope to discover the secret the new girl is hiding before her vague past catches up with them.


The River of the Giraffe

The River of the Giraffe

Author: Frank Mackenzie Savile

Publisher:

Published: 1925

Total Pages: 254

ISBN-13:

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"Here you will find some account of the experiences enjoyed by four people, three of them full middle age, throughout an expedition to shoot on the banks of the White Nile and the Bahr of Zeraf". --Preface. The Bahr of Zeraf, Arabic for "Griaffe River", is an arm of the White Nile. --Wikipedia.


21st Century Voices

21st Century Voices

Author: Eric Burnett

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2003-09

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 0595296491

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Written to illustrate the greatness of American literature, 21st Century Voices combines the talents of some of the best up and coming authors with the material from proven classics. Inside this compilation, you'll find expertly crafted short stories written in the style of Nathaniel Hawthorne, Arthur Miller and Mark Twain. In addition to these American classic-inspired pieces, you'll also gain insight into the American Dream through original poetry. Also, through carefully written research papers, these authors provide their unique insight and critical analysis of the novels that helped define America. This collection is a must-have for any teacher, student or literature enthusiast wanting to see how the younger generation responds to America's classics. All royalties from the sale of this book will be given to a student chosen charity dedicated to improving the health and welfare of wildlife around the world.


Giraffe

Giraffe

Author: Patricia Whitehouse

Publisher: Capstone Classroom

Published: 2002-07-01

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781403406446

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These titles look at many of the animals typically found in zoos, covering such topics as appearance, behavior, and babies. Vivid photographs compare the habitat and diet of each animal, both in the wild and the zoo.


Animal Attractions

Animal Attractions

Author: Elizabeth Hanson

Publisher: Princeton University Press

Published: 2018-06-05

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 0691186243

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On a rainy day in May 1988, a lowland gorilla named Willie B. stepped outdoors for the first time in twenty-seven years, into a new landscape immersion exhibit. Born in Africa, Willie B. had been captured by an animal collector and sold to a zoo. During the decades he spent in a cage, zoos stopped collecting animals from the wild and Americans changed the ways they wished to view animals in the zoo. Zoos developed new displays to simulate landscapes like the Amazon River basin and African forests. Exhibits similar to animals' natural habitats began to replace old-fashioned animal houses. But such displays are only the most recent effort of zoos to present their audiences with an authentic experience of nature. Since the first zoological park opened in the United States in Philadelphia in 1874, zoos have promised their visitors a journey into the natural world. And for more than a century they have been popular places for education and recreation: every year more than 130 million Americans go to zoos to look at the animals and enjoy a day outdoors. The first book-length history of American zoos, Animal Attractions examines the meaning of nature in the city by looking at the ways zoos have assembled and displayed their animal collections. Situated literally and culturally in the American middle landscape, zoos are concrete expressions of longstanding tensions between wildness and civilization, science and popular culture, education and entertainment. In their efforts to promote nature appreciation, they reveal much about how our culture envisions the natural world and the human place in it and how these ideas have changed.