Jerry the Squirrel: Volume Three

Jerry the Squirrel: Volume Three

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2022-03-07

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 1989296513

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Beware the Inventions! It’s time. After far too long of a wait, Jerry has returned. And he’s not ready to give up! Join Jerry in his third set of short stories in which he comes face to face with a giant bear, angry bees, and a fire-breathing dragon! Don’t miss out on this exciting set of ten new stories, sure to grab your attention!


Jerry the Squirrel: Volume Two

Jerry the Squirrel: Volume Two

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2019-03-04

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 1989296033

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Nothing ever turns out right for Jerry! Jerry the Squirrel is back with another Volume full of edge of your seat, hilarious stories! The Squirrel Inventor is faced with new adventures with a flying squirrel, a robot Mary, a frozen Squirrel village, and the Squirrel Who Cried Hawk. Don’t miss out on ten more captivating tales! Jerry the Squirrel can also be heard on Chat and Spin Radio on Thursdays at 7pm (UK time).


My Squirrel Days

My Squirrel Days

Author: Ellie Kemper

Publisher: Scribner

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1501163353

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Comedian and star of The Office and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and host of The Great American Baking Show Ellie Kemper delivers a hilarious, refreshing, and inspiring collection of essays “teeming with energy and full of laugh-out-loud moments” (Associated Press). “A pleasure. Ellie Kemper is the kind of stable, intelligent, funny, healthy woman that usually only exists in yogurt commercials. But she’s real and she’s all ours!” —Tina Fey “Ellie is a hilarious and talented writer, although we’ll never know how much of this book the squirrel wrote.”—Mindy Kaling Meet Ellie, the best-intentioned redhead next door. You’ll laugh right alongside her as she shares tales of her childhood in St. Louis, whether directing and also starring in her family holiday pageant, washing her dad’s car with a Brillo pad, failing to become friends with a plump squirrel in her backyard, eating her feelings while watching PG-13 movies, or becoming a “sports monster” who ends up warming the bench of her Division 1 field hockey team in college. You’ll learn how she found her comedic calling in the world of improv, became a wife, mother and New Yorker, and landed the role of a bridesmaid (while simultaneously being a bridesmaid) in Bridesmaids. You’ll get to know and love the comic, upbeat, perpetually polite actress playing Erin Hannon on The Office, and the exuberant, pink-pants-wearing star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. If you’ve ever been curious about what happens behind the scenes of your favorite shows, what it really takes to be a soul cycle “warrior,” how to recover if you accidentally fall on Doris Kearns Goodwin or tell Tina Fey on meeting her for the first time that she has “great hair—really strong and thick,” this is your chance to find out. But it’s also a laugh-out-loud primer on how to keep a positive outlook in a world gone mad and how not to give up on your dreams. Ellie “dives fully into each role—as actor, comedian, writer, and also wife and new mom—with an electric dedication, by which one learns to reframe the picture, and if not exactly become a glass-half-full sort of person, at least become able to appreciate them” (Vogue.com).


Arestana: The Key Quest

Arestana: The Key Quest

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2018-04-02

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 1775190315

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Embark on a side-splitting quest with Liam, the unintentional adventurer trapped in a wacky world he never knew existed! Battling odds that defy logic and armed with absurd humor that knows no bounds, Liam’s mission to find his way back home takes an unexpected twist, forcing him to confront a dragon! Join Liam in a riotous escapade filled with slapstick humor, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected allies. Will his wit and goofball antics be enough to conquer the dragon and secure his ticket home? Or is he destined for a lifetime of hilariously bizarre misadventures in this off-kilter world? Get ready for a middle-grade comedy that will have you chuckling on the edge of your seat in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the challenges Liam faces is the laughter that awaits you on every page! “…the funniest fantasy world I have ever read.” Nathaniel, Goodreads reviewer. “Amazing epic children's adventure with the feel of C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien!” R. E., Goodreads reviewer. “This is an awesome series that is perfect for all ages. I cannot get enough of this…” Patricia, Amazon reviewer. “It’s seldom that I find a book that can make me laugh, but this one had me laughing out loud many times throughout.” Scott, Amazon reviewer. “This reminds me of the Naked Gun movies with Leslie Nielsen, except our hero is the only normal person; the rest of the world is somewhat odd.” Tom, Goodreads reviewer. “My sons and I love this book!” JMR, Goodreads reviewer. “I know I'm kind of biased here, but I love this book!!!” the author’s own personal biased review.


Arestana: The Defense Quest

Arestana: The Defense Quest

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2018-06-04

Total Pages: 247

ISBN-13: 1775190331

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Get ready for the hysterical sequel that catapults thirteen-year-old Liam into a slapstick adventure of epic proportions! Unwillingly thrust into a world he thought he’d escaped, Liam faces an unexpected role—leading the charge for freedom against an unstoppable enemy. In this sidesplitting escapade, join Liam as he wrangles an entire nation’s armies in a battle that defies reason. From hilarious mishaps to zany strategies, Liam’s journey promises to keep readers on the edge of their seats, laughing all the way. But the laughter doesn’t end when Liam returns home. Brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime because, this time, Liam isn’t the only one making a grand entrance. Prepare for a middle-grade adventure that transcends the ordinary, filled with laugh-out-loud moments, unexpected twists, and a cast of characters that will leave you in stitches. With every turn of the page, Liam’s hilarious escapades will captivate readers, proving that, even in the most unlikely circumstances, humor is the ultimate weapon! “a unique mixture of humor with suspense and adventure that appeals to the quirky nature of many pre-teen readers.” Phyllis, Amazon Reviewer. “I laughed way too hard on this one!” ENH, Goodreads Reviewer. “I’ve thoroughly enjoyed both Arestana books but I have to say that book 2, The Defense Quest is even better than the first.” Scott, Amazon Reviewer. “I loved the first book in the Arestana series but I loved the second book even more… The characters are absolutely fantastic, especially Lenny the horse. I can't wait for the next book!” Joe and Hollie, Amazon Reviewers. “…this is a very good series that I will and have recommended to my students…” Patricia, Amazon Reviewer. “What the author has done with these books is fabulous! I feel so much better suggesting these books to parents for their children to read, as these books are adventurous, funny, engaging and clear of so much of the garbage that I see in so many other books for children...” Gail, Goodreads Reviewer.


Annalynn the Canadian Spy: Books I-III

Annalynn the Canadian Spy: Books I-III

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2020-07-13

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 1989296378

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Annalynn is no normal 10 year old girl. Annalynn... is a spy. Join Annalynn in this action packed and adventure filled series that’ll leave you with a laughter overload! Annalynn never set out to be a spy. The nation’s spy agency just keeps showing up at her door asking for her help! Annalynn has been hired by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. Unfortunately, Canada seems to be continually plagued with absurd and ridiculous situations at every turn! Can Annalynn rise to the occasion and be a great spy? Of course she can! This wouldn’t be much of a series if she couldn’t. Have fun diving into Books 1-3 in this digital boxed set! Book One: Terrible Tissues Book Two: Doughnut Disaster Book Three: Big Brainwashing


Arestana: The Harry Quest

Arestana: The Harry Quest

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2018-11-05

Total Pages: 275

ISBN-13: 1775190390

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Brace yourself for heart-pounding mayhem as thirteen-year-old Liam gets tossed into a frozen wasteland, armed with only his trusty football uniform to combat the icy chill. In his third wild adventure in Arestana, Liam faces his most formidable journey yet—a quest not only to save a friend but one which plunges him into the treacherous heart of Arestana’s darkest and most perilous depths. As the stakes soar higher than ever, join Liam in a slapstick odyssey that will have you on the edge of your seat. From frosty escapades to hilarious misadventures, Liam charges through the frozen wasteland with a determination that defies the odds. The clock is ticking, the challenges are wilder, and if Liam doesn’t reach his friend in time, he could lose him forever! Get ready for a middle-grade adventure that delivers thrills, spills, and belly laughs aplenty. Liam’s journey through the frosty unknown promises an unforgettable ride, where danger meets hilarity at every turn. Will his resilience and wits be enough to conquer Arestana’s frozen chaos and darkest depths, or is this the slippery slope to the most uproarious escapade yet? The frosty battlefield awaits! “Adventurous, funny, imaginative and suitable to be shared with younger readers and listeners, the Arestana series delivers…” Gail, Goodreads Reviewer. “Loved it! The Arestana books are just getting better.” ENH, Goodreads Reviewer. “This is such a fun series that is great for any age group who loves action and adventure. I highly recommend this book as well as the entire series.” Patricia, Amazon Reviewer. “Just when a reader believes he knows what will happen next, the plot suddenly twists and he finds himself thinking, “I didn’t see that coming”! The non-stop unexpected developments in each chapter make this a “page turner” right to the end of the book.” Phyllis, Amazon Reviewer. “My kids (11 and 13) loved it, they said they couldn't put it down. It's a must buy!” Sarah, Amazon Reviewer.


Annalynn the Canadian Spy

Annalynn the Canadian Spy

Author: Shawn P. B. Robinson

Publisher: BrainSwell Publishing

Published: 2020-05-04

Total Pages: 54

ISBN-13: 198929619X

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The unthinkable has happened. Someone fiend has watered down Canada’s Maple Syrup supply, and the nation is falling apart from the inside out. Annalynn sets out to find the culprit, but she finds more than she bargains for—she finds a nemesis. Can Agent Annalynn track down the Syrup Saboteur in time to save Canada from imminent collapse? Yes. Yes, she can. But will she? Read the book and find out for yourself. I’m not going to tell you the whole story.