It's a Chick Thing

It's a Chick Thing

Author: Ame Mahler Beanland

Publisher: Conari Press

Published: 2000-09-01

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 9781573241960

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An anthology of witty, real-life stories of female bonding celebrate the lively, fun-filled side of women's friendships, from Fergie's and Diana's night on the town during Prince Andrew's bachelor party to La Bella Mafia, a gang devoted to diva-dom, righting wrongs, and overdressing. Original. 30,000 first printing.


It's a Chick Thing

It's a Chick Thing

Author: Ame Mahler Beanland

Publisher: Mango Media

Published: 2000-09-30

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 1609257618

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“Dive into these gleeful glory stories about female friendships that reveal the secret ways in which we nourish one another.” —Vicki Leon, author of 4,000 Years of Uppity Women It’s a Chick Thing is a collection of forty spirited stories about the special and unique times that strengthen the bonds of women’s friendships and create shared history. It takes a look at women’s friendship at its wildest, adventurous best—the antics, the escapades, the risk taking, the loyalty, the irrepressible humor and merriment. Read about Dolly Parton’s escapades with her friends in high school, Fergie’s and Diana’s night on the town during Andrew’s bachelor party, how Sharon Stone literally gave Mimi Craven the shirt off her back, and the time when Patsy Cline and Loretta Lynn faced down the Coal Miner’s Daughter’s detractors. Readers will delight in reading about Cirque du Chien, a group of party-loving chicks who dress up like French poodles and drink French champagne. Or La Bella Mafia, a girl gang dedicated to glorious divadom who right wrongs and overdress for every occasion. It’s a Chick Thing also includes chick resources such as “Shoo Fly Be Gone,” a list of verbal comebacks for getting rid of those pesky men who interrupt your girls’ nights out and “Chick Stars,” an astrological guide to finding your most compatible (and incompatible) friends. There are also handy chickcentric lists including “Chicks That Rock,” “Chick Reads,” “Chick Flicks,” and “Chick Cliques.” “Full of fun and female frolic. Read it with your best friend and then cut loose.” —Alicia Alvrez, author of The Ladies’ Room Reader “Depicts female friendship at its fìnest.” —Autumn Stephens, author of Wild Women


It's a Girl Thing

It's a Girl Thing

Author: Jan King

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2012-12-11

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 0740789112

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Womankind. In only the human species do you find so many quirks and rituals of the female that so confuse the opposite sex! This is why popular author Jan King takes on the Herculean task of explaining the many mind-boggling idiosyncrasies of female behavior. It's a Girl Thing provides a hysterical analysis of the inherent peculiarities and eccentric mannerisms of women everywhere. Discover the secret reasons why women are drawn to teary movies, overpack for trips, change hair color weekly, and spend thousands on Tupperware. Along with "Jan's Rules for the Bagging and Feeding of Any Conscious Male in Today's Market," you'll find her dissertations on lipstick ("One thing that can be predicted with absolute certainty is that there is virtually no chance of a woman having just one tube of lipstick on her vanity table"), underwear ("Personally, I hate the idea of a thong. For Pete's sake, I've spent my whole life pulling my underwear out of there!"), and many more. A must-have for every woman, It's a Girl Thing is one of those special books husbands will want to read as well (secretly, of course) in their quest to understand why ladies insist on owning hundreds of bottles of nail polish.


101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick

101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick

Author: Will Forte

Publisher: Hachette Books

Published: 2016-10-25

Total Pages: 119

ISBN-13: 0316464201

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From the creator and star of Fox's hit comedy The Last Man on Earth, star of the cult film Macgruber, and beloved Saturday Night Live alum, a hilariously absurd cartoon gift book offering a wry commentary on modern relationships. In this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, forty-five-year-old bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attracting-and retaining-a romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 hand-drawn rules of thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable to do with a romantic interest's father? What animals, if any, should never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated man-child could understand them, 101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick gracefully answers these questions and ninety-eight others.


LBD

LBD

Author: Grace Dent

Publisher: Puffin

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 9780142401828

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Ronnie, Fleur, and Claude are the LBD--"Les Bambinos Dangereuses." These inseparable best friends are hip, feisty, and ready to take on the world. This "satisfyingly entertaining" ("Publishers Weekly") novel is now available in paperback.


A Chick Called Saturday

A Chick Called Saturday

Author: Joyce Dunbar

Publisher: Corgi Childrens

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780552547437

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Saturday decides that there has to be more to life than clucking, scratching and pecking. He tries to do all the things that the other farmyard animals can do, until he sees the most magnificent creature of all, and discovers that a little chick can have a moment of glory too.


The Chicken Chick's Guide to Backyard Chickens

The Chicken Chick's Guide to Backyard Chickens

Author: Kathy Shea Mormino

Publisher: Voyageur Press (MN)

Published: 2017-10

Total Pages: 183

ISBN-13: 0760352429

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Kathy Shea Mormino, aka The Chicken Chick, shares her wealth of experience as a chicken keeper in a fun and abundantly illustrated format in The Chicken Chick's Guide to Backyard Chickens.


Chicken Clicking

Chicken Clicking

Author: Jeanne Willis

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2015-02-05

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1448187761

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One night Chick hops onto the farmer's house and has a browse on his computer - CLICK - soon she's shopping online for the whole farm! But when she arranges to meet up with a friend she's made online, she discovers all is not as it seems... Little Red Riding Hood for the iPad generation, this is the perfect book for teaching children how to stay safe online.


Chick 'n' Pug Meet the Dude

Chick 'n' Pug Meet the Dude

Author: Jennifer Sattler

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2014-09-02

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1619634023

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He's taller than the Chrysler Building. He drools more than a baby sucking on a piece of Jello. Dog people will revere him. Chick and Pug know him only as . . . The Dude. When the larger-than-life Dude ambles into Pug's territory and steals Squeaky Hamburger, Pug's most favorite chew toy, Chick is ready to take down the slobbering scoundrel. But that would require making Pug get up. . . . Will Chick save the day? Will Pug nap through all the best parts? One thing's for sure: The Dude has arrived. Stay tuned!


Chick Days

Chick Days

Author: Jenna Woginrich

Publisher: Storey Publishing

Published: 2011-01-11

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1603425845

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Jenna Woginrich chronicles the life journey of three chickens (Amelia, Honey, and Tilda) from fluffy, newly hatched bundles to grown hens laying eggs of their own. As you watch these chickens grow, you’ll learn everything you need to know about chicken behavior, feeding, housing, and health care. This playfully informative guide will inspire you to confidently raise your own feathered flock.