Do you love sparkly vampires? Well too bad, because you won't find a single one of those fancy-dancy bloodsuckers anywhere in this collection! It Came From The Trailer Park began as a fun idea to revisit the Classic Horror and Old-School Creature Feature genres with a hefty helping of B-rate tropes thrown in for good measure. Who doesn't love a good Bruce Cambell or classic Vincent Price flick on a dark and dreary night? Emmy award winner Bill Oberst Jr. opens the collection and sets the stage for the stories to come. From aliens to demons to werewolves and so many more, you're sure to fall in love with these tales of the Macabre. So come on in. Take a load off. And get yourself ready for nineteen unforgettable tales, straight from the Trailer Park. Stories written by: Sara Brooke, Mel Todd, Charity Ayres, Amie Gibbons, William Alan Webb, Philip K. Booker, J.F. Posthumus, JL Curtis, John Drake, Michael K. Falciani, Michael Gants, Rob Howell, R.J. Ladon, LawDog, Benjamin Tyler Smith, Kevin Steverson, Christopher Woods, Jenny Wren, and William Joseph Roberts. From Trailer-trash to armageddon survivalists, this book ROCKS! -- Faith Hunter NYT and USAToday bestseller
From the New York Times bestselling author of A Cat in the Stacks mystery series, a novel about a single mom, wits and grits, double shifts...and murder! A Trailer Park Mystery (#1) Kountry Kitchen Southern cooking recipes included! Wanda Nell Cullpepper’s hectic life isn’t getting any easier. When she returns home from a long day of double shifts at her day job waitressing at the Kountry Kitchen diner and her night shifts at the Budget Mart, the last person she wants to see is her no-account ex-husband, Bobby Ray, talking big and flashing cash. Just when she thinks things can’t get worse, Wanda Nell wakes up the next day to find Bobby Ray just plain dead—killed with her favorite pink flamingo yard ornament! But things go from bad to worse: now the sheriff is eyeing Wanda Nell as the primary suspect...and the real murderers have her in their sights. But she’s come this far on wits and grits, so with the help of her trusty best friend, Wanda Nell sets out to fight back and catch the real culprits—or lose her life! “Wanda Nell and her shotgun-toting buddy Mayrene are wonderful people to get to know. A down-home treat!” – #1 New York Times bestseller, Charlaine Harris “FLAMINGO FATALE is the Southern cozy at its best.” – Lane Wright, revewingtheevidence.com “As down-home and appealing as fried green tomatoes, grits, and sweet tea. Heroine Wanda Nell Culpepper is a steel magnolia to cherish.” – Carolyn Hart
They are my harvest, and I will reap them all. Returning to Guthrie, Oklahoma, for the funeral of his mysterious and beloved aunt Sue, Adam Binder once again finds himself in the path of deadly magic when a dark druid begins to prey on members of Adam’s family. It all seems linked to the death of Adam’s father many years ago—a man who may have somehow survived as a warlock. Watched by the police, separated from the man who may be the love of his life, compelled to seek the truth about his connection to the druid, Adam learns more about his family and its troubled history than he ever bargained for, and finally comes face-to-face with the warlock he has vowed to stop. Meanwhile, beyond the Veil of the mortal world, Argent the Queen of Swords and Vic the Reaper undertake a dangerous journey to a secret meeting of the Council of Races . . . where the sea elves are calling for the destruction of humanity.
Trailer Park Boys is a documentary-stye comedy about the inhabitants of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, located in beautiful Nova Scotia, Canada. Like the show, this graphic novel antholgy follows the exploits of Sunnyvale's most notorious residents, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles as the attempt to make money through various outrageous and greasy (and mostly illegal) get-rich-quick schemes, hotly pursued by the park's drunken supervisor, Jim Lahey, and his shirtless sidekick Randy. The Trailer Park Boys Get A F#¢*!ng Comic Book! The boys are back, in comic form, for a hilarious, filthy, and totally unpredictable anthology series. There's guns, babes, booze and bud. Plus, meet the Prehistoric Park Boys, see The Green Bastard wrestle and learn the secret origin of Julian's answering machine.
Women in the south, that end up getting gang-banged by nasty rednecks! The complete series of five distinct stories featuring women that discover the dirtiest hillbillies and raunchiest rednecks that know how to handle them like they want to be handled!The complete Southern Sluts series.For adults only 18+ Includes The Following Stories:1. Doin' The Trailer Park!Mandy can't stand that her husband always leaves her behind when he hangs out with his friends in the trailer park, so she decides to join them all. When he passes out, though, she soon finds out that being the only woman in the group has it's consequences!2. Doin' The Park N' Ride!Krystal married a much older man, and she is mostly happy. Mostly, because he can't satisfy her sexually- so when a stranger confuses her for his sexual hook up at the park and ride, she decides to give in and get some good, hard cock! Little does Krystal know that this wasn't just some one-on-one sex hookup that the stranger had planned, but a good old fashioned gang-bang, redneck style- and when his friends arrive, Krystal finds herself in the middle of a five man rotation on the side of the highway!3. Doin' The Neighborhood!Janice married Tom, even though he was from the backwoods and her people looked down on him for it. After seven years, he has turned mostly into a civilized man- at least until a group of rednecks move in next door. She doesn't like this, but she likes it even less when her husband invites them over on the Fourth Of July for beer and hot dogs. Once the alcohol starts flowing and the clothes start coming off, Janice soon sees that not everything is bad about having a bunch of hillbillies as neighbors- or being married to one, either!4. Doin' The Laundry!Lori and her husband lost their home when the economy went bad in 2008, and they were forced to downscale to an apartment. The only time she is even able to get into the laundry room is early in the morning, but being alone to wash her clothes has it's advantages- it is the perfect place for her to get her rocks off! Little does she know, though, that this isn't going to be like every other Sunday morning before- and when a drunk rednecks wanders in, Lori soon learns the pleasure of being under the dominance of a backwoods man (and whoever else he lets have a piece of her)!5. Doin' The Hoe Down!When Sandra bought her home, sight unseen, she knew she was taking a chance- but fifty thousand dollars for a three bedroom home in the hills was worth it! Everything seemed great at first, until her new neighbors decided to have a loud party with louder music. Going next door to straighten them out, when they refuse to listen to reason, Sandra threatens to call the cops- not knowing that one of these rednecks is the sheriff, and he is sick of Yankees that want to act like they run things! He decides it's time that Sandra learn about what a real Tennessee hoe-down is all about!
Jeremiah Gallow is just another construction worker, and that's the way he likes it. He's left his past behind, but some things cannot be erased. Like the tattoos on his arms that transform into a weapon, or that he was once closer to the Queen of Summer than any half-human should be. But now Gallow is dragged back into the world of enchantment, danger, and fickle fae by a woman who looks uncannily like his dead wife. Her name is Robin, and her secrets are more than enough to get them both killed.
Even those who live in a house without wheels can now share in the very special lifestyle afforded by the unique trailer park milieu. Ruby Ann shares her secrets for livin' life to the fullest along with anecdotes from the vaults of the High Chaparral trailer park where hot sex, warm spam and cold beer are just the beginning. With b/w photos throughout.
The first of its kind - a heavily illustrated, all-you-need-to-know book about the cult hit TV show, for both rabid fans and anyone who enjoys a hot toasted chicken finger. To the storied and pastoral locales of great Canadian fiction - Leacock' s Mariposa, Lawrence's Manawaka, Montgomery's Avonlea - readers can now add the many splendours of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. With this lovingly designed volume, to grace even the finest toilet-side magazine basket, Ricky, Bubbles, Julian and the whole TPB crew stumble, bewildered and slightly aggravated, from the screen to the page - without spilling a drop of rum and Coke. Working in concert with the show's creators Matthew Sibiga and Don Wininger have developed a wide range of interpretive devices, helpful lists, historical mementoes, legal advice, wrestling, kitty-care and grooming tips, and more, to aid in any fan's appreciation of the show - or substitute for it when the cable is out. Added to these features is a two-page synopsis of every episode, including stats, air dates and best lines. Numerous photos and sidebars scattered throughout include quotes, philosophical gleanings and tidbits from the series. Just in time for new episodes on Netflix (or of yet-another-re-run) of one of the most popular television shows ever created in Canada, The Complete Trailer Park Boys truly will be a resource no fan can do without. Some sample chapter topics: Ricky: -A list of Rickyisms -Map of areas in the park where he has passed out -A detailed pictorial of his car/home Bubbles: -Bubbles's shopping cart chop shop-behind the scenes -Go-cart performance specs -Bubbles eye chart Julian: -Julian's fashion tips (how to match black with black) -Best money-making schemes -T-shirt wearing and the art of seduction -Julian' s bartending mix book Other characters: -J-Roc rap lyrics -Ray's tips on beating the government on disability -Corey and Trevor's gas siphoning tips
I am Meredith, princess of faerie, wielder of the hands of Flesh and Blood, and at long last, I am with child–twins, fathered by my royal guard. Though my uncle, Taranis, King of Light and Illusion, claims that he is the true father since he abducted me from my home, betrayed, and defiled me. And now he has branded my guards as a threat to my unborn children. Bearing an heir has placed me halfway to my aunt’s throne, that much closer to my reign over the Unseelie Court–and well ahead of her son, my cousin Cel, in this race. Now I must stay alive to see my children born and claim my place as queen. But not all in faerie are pleased with the news, and conspirators from every court in the realm plot against me and mine. They seek to strip my guards, my lovers, from me by poisoned word or cold steel. But I still have supporters, and even friends, among the goblins and the sluagh, who will stand by me. I am Meredith Nic Essus, and those who would defy and destroy me are destined to pay a terrible price–for I am truly my father’s daughter. To protect what is mine, I will sacrifice anything–even if it means waging a great battle against my darkest enemies and making the most momentous decision ever made as princess of faerie.
