ClownFellas

ClownFellas

Author: Carlton Mellick, III

Publisher: Hydra

Published: 2015-07-14

Total Pages: 536

ISBN-13: 0804179352

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“Carlton Mellick III goes past silly, through weird, detours around dumb, blasts through bizarre, and gets to a place where the normal physics of narrative no longer apply. You will never be the same.”—Cory Doctorow, author of Little Brother and Homeland In a topsy-turvy world where clowns are killers and crooks, Little Bigtop is a three-ring circus of crime, and no syndicate is more dangerous than the Binzo family. From the wildly original mind of Carlton Mellick III comes the short-story collection ClownFellas—an epic mob saga where life is cheap and the gags will slay you. For years, the hard-boiled capos of the Binzo family have run all of the funny business in Little Bigtop, from the clown brothels to the illegal comedy trade. But hard times have befallen the Binzos now that Le Mystère, the French clown Mafia, has started moving in and trying to take over the city. If that weren’t enough, they’ve got to deal with the cops, the Feds, the snitches, the carnies, the mysterious hit man Mr. Pogo, and the mutant clowns over in the Sideshow district. With the odds stacked against them, the Binzos must fight to survive . . . or die laughing. Praise for ClownFellas “Mario Puzo meets Barnum & Bailey . . . You just can’t look away as the ridiculousness escalates.”—Publishers Weekly “The most original novelist working today? The most outrageous? The most unpredictable? These aren’t easy superlatives to make; however, Carlton Mellick may well be all of those things, behind a canon of books that all irreverently depart from the form and concepts of traditional novels, and adventure the reader into a howling, dark fantasyland of the most bizarre, over-the-top, and mind-warping inventiveness. In my opinion, ClownFellas is his best work to date.”—Edward Lee, author of City Infernal and Header “I rarely enjoy clowns—which is ironic since I’ve been one for over four decades—but ClownFellas is great on so many levels, irony being one of them. What can I say besides I love it! Great read, and funny as hell . . . I have been accused of being unfunny before, and after the trial I had to enter the Witless Protection Program. This is funny!”—Barry Lubin, aka Grandma, longtime Big Apple Circus clown “If Martin Scorsese and Ronald McDonald had a baby, this would be it. . . . Each story is clever, multi-layered, and filled with witty dialogue. . . . A must-read.”—This Is Horror “Mellick’s writing is wonderfully descriptive and wildly imaginative. . . . I was utterly delighted, amused, and engrossed. . . . ClownFellas is a gem!”—The Qwillery “A rollercoaster ride through a strange world that borders on our own reality . . . a story that is just as difficult to define as it is to put down.”—Examiner.com “Mellick has created another amazing read. . . . Highly recommended.”—Kitty Horror


LONGSHADOWS

LONGSHADOWS

Author: Kent White

Publisher: BookLocker.com, Inc.

Published: 2017-10-15

Total Pages: 300

ISBN-13: 1634914104

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It is 1969 and the Vietnam War has been raging for over five years. The North Vietnamese Army has increased their cross-border attacks on American troops from their hidden jungle sanctuaries in Laos and Cambodia. Operating deep inside Laos and Cambodia, elite Green Beret Studies and Observation, or SOG, reconnaissance teams routinely infiltrate enemy strongholds to gather valuable intelligence on the NVA troop and equipment build-up. Longshadows is the riviting story of a six-man, SOG recon team led by Special Forces Sergeant Steve McShane. His team, comprised of one other American Green Beret and four indigenous mercenaries, discovers the existence of a Caucasian fighting alongside enemy NVA soldiers. Russian army advisor? Foreign mercenary? American deserter? A $10,000 reward has been offered to any SOG team capturing a Caucasian, dead or alive. Sergeant McShane must pit his intelligence, courage, and strength against a cunning enemy in a series of deadly clashes in the treacherous jungles of Laos. The compelling, bone chilling action of Kent White's novel, promises to both terrify and excite, wrapping the reader in a suspenseful web of intrigue. Inspired by actual events, Lonshadows is the saga of one man's obsession to learn the truth that lies behind enemy lines.


The Lady in White

The Lady in White

Author: Christian Bobin

Publisher: U of Nebraska Press

Published: 2014-12-01

Total Pages: 71

ISBN-13: 080326688X

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To this day, Emily Dickinson remains a beloved and enigmatic figure in American poetry. This “lady in white,” who shut herself away from the world and found solace alone with her words, has since her death been viewed primarily through the lens of her poetry, which afforded her beauty and hope amid the agony and loneliness of her life. As a reclusive writer himself, contemporary French author Christian Bobin felt a kindred tie to the poetess, and his book The Lady in White honors Dickinson in the form of a brief, poetically imagined account of her life and the work that she gave the world. This fresh and personal interpretation of Dickinson’s life leaves one with an impression of knowing Dickinson both through her poetry, as recalled by Bobin, and as he senses the person she was through her work and the sparse facts we have about her life.


The Extraordinary Rendition of Vincent Dellamaria

The Extraordinary Rendition of Vincent Dellamaria

Author: Jack Walker

Publisher: AuthorHouse

Published: 2011-02

Total Pages: 334

ISBN-13: 1456729748

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Vincent Dellamaria grew up in Queens New York, the son of Sicilian immigrants. When he was tapped to be a Justice of the United States Supreme Court in 2001, he tacitly consented to be guided by the Administration's neoconservatives on major cases. Years later, Dellamaria's former college roommate, Patrick O'Connor, a law school dean, found out about Dellamaria's corrupt deal from a former CIA agent. O'Connor organized a team to kidnap Dellamaria in order to break his corrupt connections. Through a combination of psychotherapy, conversation, and soul-searching, Dellamaria grudgingly came around. A year after the snatch, the kidnappers covertly returned Dellamaria to Washington and the Supreme Court, just in time for him to participate on five major cases: abortion, torture, gay marriage, Miranda warnings, and the Pledge of Allegiance.


Invisible Vinnie

Invisible Vinnie

Author: Jenny Millward

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2012-08-02

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 1448100410

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'Zack's not scared of anything. But everyone's scared of him.' Rose wishes Zack wasn't such a big bully. He's always teasing her at school. Luckily for Rose, her Uncle Vinnie has a wizard trick or two up his sleeve - maybe he can conjure up a magic solution to her problem? Soon, with a little help from Uncle Vinnie and the classroom pet rat, Rose is ready to teach Zack a lesson he'll never forget . . . A comical and thought-provoking story by an award-winning author. Illustrated by Sue Heap, winner of the Smarties Prize Gold Award.


Children of the Periapt: Escape from Elmsmere

Children of the Periapt: Escape from Elmsmere

Author: Cimone O'Byrne

Publisher: Jotty Publishing

Published: 2021-05-25

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1838486917

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Vinnie Shadowsmith arrives at Elmsmere Academy. A tranquil paradise for some, Vinnie sees it for what it is; a prison for gifted children and a fortress of despair. He meets the enchanting Lilana Flowerdew and the defiant Kitty Midnight, and together they plot their daring escape. Follow our heroes as they discover the truth about the world around them, harness their super human gifts, and learn how to conquer the magic of their Periapt charms. Filled with courageous battles, daring escapes, and awe inspiring, magical creatures, Children of the Periapt: Escape from Elmsmere will capture the imagination and leave you desperate for the next instalment. If you loved the adventures of Harry Potter, or revelled in the travels of the children in the Chronicles of Narnia, you will love Children of the Periapt: Escape from Elmsmere. A wonderful fantasy adventure that children will love! For children aged 9 - 12, who want to be swept away to a fantastical land filled with unusual creatures and magical, gifted children. A great chapter book for middle grade readers. Perfect for boys and girls alike, the story has strong male and female characters. An action adventure for all ages. H. Bridge - Teacher A brilliantly written & engrossing story. I found it very hard to put down and looked forward to reading the next chapter. Loved the various different characters and creatures. Would love to try the Crumblers and Elmberry tea myself! Can’t wait to read it to my six-year-old. R. Harrison - Secondary School Teacher This was a book that I couldn’t put down and had to read in one sitting. Every character you meet along the journey are vividly described, and you can imagine yourself having tea and cake with the Groggles (my personal favourites!) I feel invested in these characters now and cannot wait until the next instalment to see how the story plays out for all of them. A. Deakins - Primary School Teacher A very gripping novel. I loved all the twists and turns.


Vinnie's Head

Vinnie's Head

Author: Marc Lecard

Publisher: Minotaur Books

Published: 2007-03-06

Total Pages: 394

ISBN-13: 1429989270

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Small-time Long Island criminal, Johnnie LoDuco, after giving up a promising career as a smut peddler, gets involved with some friends who rob a convenience store, get caught because they are too stoned to make a getaway, and then pin all the blame on him. And when his childhood buddy Vinnie bails him out of jail, he agrees to partake in a scam Vinnie has put together that will make them all rich. The only problem is: while out fishing one day Johnnie reels in the biggest catch of his life... Vinnie's head on the end of the fishing line. Now mafia types, bounty hunters, and Vinnie's girlfriend are after him, and Johnnie LoDuco doesn't have a clue as to why. Plus, they all seem to want Vinnie's head, but Johnnie seems to have misplaced it in an ice cooler--and if he wants to live he needs to get it back.


The Monster Crisp-Guzzler

The Monster Crisp-Guzzler

Author: Malorie Blackman

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2012-09-30

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 1448100372

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At her new school, Mira discovers she has a very unusual teacher - a teacher who turns into a real-life dragon when she eats crisps! This comes in very handy when the class run into trouble on a school trip to the seaside...


The Ghost Teacher

The Ghost Teacher

Author: Tony Bradman

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2012-09-27

Total Pages: 83

ISBN-13: 1448100402

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Look...there by the dustbins, what do you see? A shimmering and a glimmering, and a figure forming in the darkness. It is the Ghost Teacher... Class 3 are the worst class ever. They do lots of crashing and bashing, nose-picking and flicking, fighting and fidgeting. No teacher can control Class 3. Until Miss Shade - the Ghost Teacher - pays them a visit...