From some of the greatest names in politics, sport, the arts and music along with the comedic talents of the general public, this books presents you with a collection of hilarious barbs and insults from the subtle and the incredibly clever to the downright vicious that will leave you chuckling as you read with a likely side-effect of a much wittier office and social media banter. You will wish you had said it.... then you probably will
Feeling put down? Feeling insulted? Snap back! In this collection, readers find hundreds of funny ways to do just that, with some of the best and worst jokes around, silly gags, nutty one-liners, and more!
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.
Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.
It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!) -- hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama" -- and all yo' other relatives -- sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So . . . is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey . . . what did you call my mama??!!
Insults! Insults! The Best 400+ Insults/Jokes on the Planet (uncensored & censored)JUMP ON THIS OFFER NOW! GREAT PRICE FOR THE FUNNIEST MATERIAL! Gone are the days when formality and manners are mandatory. Today, a person's communication skills and charisma are highly dependent in his sense of humor. It may sound crazy, but jokes and insults are effective ways to gain control of social situations, but they must also be used with responsibility.With this being said, there has got to be a reason why you want to learn insults, but remember that your reason should never be to make someone else feel miserable; at least not for a very long time. People use insults and jokes all the time. There are even social events arranged specifically so that people can throw insults at each other for entertainment. You may not necessarily be aiming to participate in such events, but insults can still be used to shut someone down. They can also lighten up dull and boring situations if used properly. You'll have access to every type of insult; Insults for arrogant people, insults for stupid people, ugly people and more and much more. Here is a few: Did you know that your birth certificate is an apology letter from a condom company? I bet your brain is expensive since it was hardly used. You're so stupid; you got hit by a car. It was parked. Your face is something only a mother could love. Dude, your teeth are so yellow that when you smile, cars slow down. Yo Momma's so fat that they even had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most". Purchase now over 400 more of them!Here Are Some More Insults Inside... One-liner Insults Under the Belt Insults Stereotype Insults Handling Insults "Yo Momma" Insults Technical Insults Much, much more! Purchase your copy today!
