IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers
IMPROBABLES: a satire about very large numbers

Author: SC Marshall

Publisher: Steve M

Published: 2018-07-04

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13:

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Always the same destination… …an extinction event This is not the first version of the universe. Our technology brings us to an extinction event and we self-destruct, again and again. 1,142 times so far. Can we finally break the cycle? Or are we stuck in a simulation? A Prequel - NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY Mathematics professor Lawrence Chu is in love with professor Kassman. One night he made a drunken claim that the central tendency of the universe indicated they should kiss again. The seemingly nonsensical argument that followed resulted in a breakthrough mathematical model and a weapon. This is a history of that weapon. They are the Goodness Empire and they control 80% of the universe. Don't let the name fool you. It is an empire built on conquest and slavery. Five former enemies now navigate a bumpy new era of cooperation. Chiro is First Minister and head of the largest faction. He is a ruthless leader and 80% is not enough for him. Scientists are about to give him the weapon he needs to finally destroy the rebels in the outer spiral arms. Elaine McGee is a teacher in a slump. Dark clouds follow her everywhere. So she's making changes. She's broken up with her lying, cheating boyfriend and quit smoking for a start. She's in a tent out in the woods making a plan to turn her life around. A weekend of fresh air and fresh starts. Then the spaceship arrived. Welcome to the Final War, Earthling. RESET Behind the matter/anti-matter barrier it is just another quantum physics experiment. Remove the barrier and it will destroy the universe. Can the most improbable team ever created save us? What should you do? Use all your vacation and call your mother. THE FINAL WAR HAS BEGUN. Get IMPROBABLES now.

IMPROBABLES a Satire about Very Large Numbers
IMPROBABLES a Satire about Very Large Numbers

Author: Steve M

Publisher:

Published: 2018-06-30

Total Pages: 362

ISBN-13: 9781983316791

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The Final War is coming.When weapons technology advances faster than empathy there is only one destination, an extinction event. Can we survive RESET?Elaine McGee is a junior high school science teacher. She's been going through tough times recently. Then the spaceship arrived. Chiro rules eighty percent of the universe. He's ruthless, crafty and sadistic. Can he finally crush the rebel areas of the outer spiral arms? Math Professor Lawrence Chu may have solved an unsolvable problem. If true, the rebels will have a formidable new weapon. And it all started with an argument about a kiss. Before the History Department at the University of Centrum Kath there was the Math Department and the Numeracy Committee. Find out how it started with this prequel. No experience necessary. Discover IMPROBABLES now before your planet self-destructs. (currently a 63.82% probability).Words your mother won't like? Definitely.Imaginary Sex? Of course.Satirical Viewpoints? Overwhelmingly.This book description conforms to the exception made for FACTION (Facts Told as Fiction) in accordance with Section 183.17 of the Charter of the History Department at the University of Centrum Kath, the largest repository of knowledge and learning in the universe.

Earth Journals 2 - A New Home
Earth Journals 2 - A New Home

Author: SC Marshall

Publisher: Steve M

Published: 2020-10-20

Total Pages: 412

ISBN-13:

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Aliens are coming to destroy the Earth for it's mineral wealth. But first they have to get past Duff. Everyone's favorite big green soap opera obsessed alien is back and she's saving the planet on a part time basis, again. When Duff launches American nuclear missiles the entire world goes on high alert. Join Duff, American President Sterling Connard, Vladimir Putin, Kim, Jung Un, and Chinese President Xi as they face the prospect of complete planetary annihilation. Can a president obsessed with his reelection campaign, his investment portfolio, and getting laid by the first lady keep it together long enough to save our planet? Are Los Angeles and San Francisco doomed as part of his election strategy? Join Duff as she navigates the dangerous pathways of human incompetence. Don't be fooled by imitators and conspiracy theories...there is only one Duff and she's the only reason you're alive to read this. My name is Makeda Keita Defo un Re Duff and I approve this message.

The Oxford Handbook of the British Musical
The Oxford Handbook of the British Musical

Author: Robert Gordon

Publisher: Oxford University Press

Published: 2016

Total Pages: 777

ISBN-13: 0199988749

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The first comprehensive academic survey of British musical theatre from its origins, The Oxford Handbook of the British Musical offers both a historical account of musical theatre from 1728 and a range of in-depth critical analyses of key works and productions that illustrate its aesthetic values and sociocultural meanings.

K. K. K. Sketches, Humorous and Didactic
K. K. K. Sketches, Humorous and Didactic

Author: James Melville Beard

Publisher: Good Press

Published: 2019-12-06

Total Pages: 174

ISBN-13:

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"K. K. K. Sketches, Humorous and Didactic" by James Melville Beard takes a different look at one of the darkest groups in American history. The book attempts to find humor in the history of the Klan, starting with its introduction and the cause behind its formation and moving on to the superstitions, customs, and details of the group. Full of history, this book is an intriguing reference for those who feel compelled to broach its topic.

A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal

Author: Jonathan Swift

Publisher: Modernista

Published: 2024-05-30

Total Pages: 14

ISBN-13: 9180949193

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In one of the most powerful and darkly satirical works of the 18th century, a chilling solution is proposed to address the dire poverty and overpopulation plaguing Ireland. Jonathan Swift presents a shockingly calculated and seemingly rational argument for using the children of the poor as a food source, thereby addressing both the economic burden on society and the issue of hunger. This provocative piece is a masterful example of irony and social criticism, as it exposes the cruel attitudes and policies of the British ruling class towards the Irish populace. Jonathan Swift's incisive critique not only underscores the absurdity of the proposed solution but also serves as a profound commentary on the exploitation and mistreatment of the oppressed. A Modest Proposal remains a quintessential example of satirical literature, its biting wit and moral indignation as relevant today as it was at the time of its publication. JONATHAN SWIFT [1667-1745] was an Anglo-Irish author, poet, and satirist. His deadpan satire led to the coining of the term »Swiftian«, describing satire of similarly ironic writing style. He is most famous for the novel Gulliver’s Travels [1726] and the essay A Modest Proposal [1729].