I'm Not a Pig in Underpants

I'm Not a Pig in Underpants

Author: Elwood Smith

Publisher: Creative Editions

Published: 2013-08-13

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781568462295

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Do you enjoy a good mystery? How about one written in irresistible rhyme? Follow a series of delightful, poetic clues as they lead you past strutting storks in top hats, a drumming spittlebug, and a bike-riding pig in underpants! In this laugh-out-loud story written and illustrated by Elwood H. Smith, a mysterious animal narrator invites readers to figure out its identity, offering up visual hints while ruling out certain possibilities. Readers of all ages will enjoy the ride as this mystery flies, rides, swings, and bounces to its revealing conclusion.


Vegetables in Underwear

Vegetables in Underwear

Author: Jared Chapman

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2015-04-07

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1613127405

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A bunch of friendly vegetables wear colorful underwear of all varieties—big, small, clean, dirty, serious, and funny—demonstrating for young ones the silliness and necessity of this item of clothing. The unexpectedness of vegetables in their unmentionables is enough to draw giggles, but the pride with which the “big kid” attire is flaunted in front of the baby carrots in diapers will tickle readers of all ages. With rhyming text that begs to be chanted aloud and art that looks good enough to eat, this vibrant story will encourage preschoolers to celebrate having left those diapers behind!


Sort it Out!

Sort it Out!

Author: Barbara Mariconda

Publisher: Arbordale Publishing

Published: 2008-01-01

Total Pages: 18

ISBN-13: 1934359114

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In rhyming text, Pack the Packrat sorts his collection of trinkets in a variety of ways.


I'm Not Cute!

I'm Not Cute!

Author: Jonathan Allen

Publisher: Baby Owl

Published: 2020-03-31

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781912757251

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Little Owl gets angry when other animals say he is adorable because he wants to be strong, smart, brave, and fearsome, but lucky for him, his wise mother lets Little Owl know that he is everything he wants to be, and just a bit adorable.


The Zoomers' Handbook

The Zoomers' Handbook

Author: Ana de Moraes

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2015-10-01

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1448188016

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This is not a handbook for farmers. Farmers look after chickens, cows and pigs. Anyone can do that. This is not a handbook for zookeepers. Zookeepers look after monkeys, elephants and lions. That's easy. This is a handbook for zoomers. Zoomers look after very special beasts... Discover the secret of the shiger's stripy wool, the challenges of owning a loyal but gigantic dogephant and the special skills of the super-fast horsodile in this mind-bending, creature-blending debut from husband and wife team Thiago and Ana de Moraes.


Dojo Daycare

Dojo Daycare

Author: Chris Tougas

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781771470575

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Six energetic ninjas at daycare fight over toys, throw fits during story time, and tip chairs at lunch, as their master attempts to teach them about honor, kindness, and respect.


This Is a Whoopsie!

This Is a Whoopsie!

Author: Andrew Cangelose

Publisher: Oni Press

Published: 2018-10-16

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781941302873

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This is supposed to be a book about all the different things moose can do, like leaping and jumping and being really tall. But maybe Whoopsie isn’t the right moose for the job. You might want to pick a different moose for this book. Maybe instead we can do a book about falling down a lot? Yeah! Whoopsie would be great at that.This hilarious book about a clumsy moose shows that sometimes being a little different can make one great story.


The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out

The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out

Author: Jen Tucker

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2011-06-29

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 0983360766

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Some days are better than others. Have you ever had one of those days when you just felt like you couldn't catch a break. Author Jen Tucker shares one of hers with you with humor and a little bit of sass.


The Devil's Panties Volume 1

The Devil's Panties Volume 1

Author: Jennie Breeden

Publisher: Devil's Panties LLC

Published:

Total Pages: 349

ISBN-13: 0983286043

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Running the register at a comic shop, waiting tables at a restaurant... this wasn't quite what Jennie had in mind after graduating with a shiny degree in Sequential Art(though it may have been what was in everyone else's mind). As life overwhelmed her and her drawing hand withered away, Jennie made a promise to herself to stay in practice by drawing a new comic every single day. This first volume is a compilation of those comics. From dating and clubbing to trying to make it as an artist, follow along as Jennie chronicles her daily struggles, sorrows, joys and WTFs in life.


The Color of Her Panties

The Color of Her Panties

Author: Piers Anthony

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2024-07-30

Total Pages: 318

ISBN-13: 1504089448

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A merwoman and a goblin girl each take on dangerous quests in this hilarious fantasy adventure by a New York Times–bestselling author. In Xanth, almost everything is magic, and whatever isn’t is probably lying. The land is also more dangerous than the sea, but that isn’t going to stop Mela Merwoman, who is searching for a husband. With her options running low, she transforms into a human and leaves the safety of the sea to ask Good Magician Humfrey for assistance. But before Mela can begin her quest, she must first indulge in the landbound custom of wearing clothes, which means picking out what to wear . . . from the trees, of course. While Mela can pick her clothes, Gwenny Goblin cannot pick her family. Her awful half-brother, Gobble, will be the next chief of the goblin horde, if Gwenny doesn’t take the title first. To do so, she must prove her courage through stealing an egg that lies between a deadly roc and a hard place. With the help of Che Centaur and Jenny Elf—and maybe even Mela—Gwenny just might make it back home alive . . .