If These Boobs Could Talk
If These Boobs Could Talk

Author: Shannon Payette Seip

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 0740788914

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Of the approximately four million women who give birth each year, 70 percent will choose to breastfeed. This delightfully funny book helps those 2.8 million nursing moms laugh out loud, learn with unexpected tips and trivia, and de-stress during the most exciting new phase of their life. In this humorous tribute to the lactating legacy of breastfeeding moms, Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger deliver more than 50 games, trivia questions, quizzes, doodling activities, mock advice columns, and quirky top ten lists on the subject of breastfeeding. Full-color cartoon illustrations add to the fun. Perfectly portioned for a quick read, the book includes: * Top 10 Things Your Boobs Would Say If They Could Talk * Quiz: Who Hasn't Seen Your Boobs? * Alternate Uses for Nursing Pads * How to Find Your Inner Hottie

Momnesia
Momnesia

Author: Shannon Payette Seip

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2009-05-01

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 0740790455

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Lack of sleep, hormone overload, and a tiny human being that requires constant attention--it all conspires to extinguish a new mom's brain. What rises in its place is a brain that's fuzzy, and focused only on the basics: food, poop, and sleep. That, my friend, is a case of momnesia. This hilarious how-to guide, full of coping tips, brain boosters, diagrams, and anecdotes, can help moms reclaim their brains. More important, Momnesia also maintains a mom's sense of humor as she leaves her car keys in the freezer, forgets her husband's name, or accidentally runs over the diaper bag (again). Momnesia is a sweet and funny gift that's perfect for celebrating baby showers and congratulating new moms. * Momnesia is packed with small bits of baby-themed humor, tips, quizzes, cartoons, lists, and more that empathize with the ups and downs of motherhood. * It's a great companion book to the authors' work about breastfeeding, cleverly titled If These Boobs Could Talk. * It's a fact: momnesia happens. In early 2008, CNN reported a study that found 82 percent of women claimed some type of absentmindedness during pregnancy and shortly after giving birth, including memory loss and an inability to concentrate.

If These Clothes Could Talk
If These Clothes Could Talk

Author: Brenda Markstein

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2018-08-01

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 1532055196

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When Kelly Knights phone rings at three oclock in the morning, she knows it is not good news. Her mother has had a stroke. As she races to the hospital to meet her sister by her mothers bedside, Kelly has no idea she is about to take a journey of self-discovery that will awaken her from a slumber she has been in for years. While her mother valiantly fights for her life, Kelly begins reflecting on her own. As the layers begin to peel away, Kelly must come to grips with the traumas and fractures forgotten long ago as she summons the courage to face who she really is versus who she thinks she is supposed to be. Minutes feel like days as Kelly journeys between the ultimate death of her mother and the death of her own ego as she slowly strips down to her core where the truth waits to be revealed. But it is only after Kelly dares herself to unveil what lies beneath her clothes that she is finally able to set herself free and transform into her true self. If These Clothes Could Talk is the story of a womans emotional journey as she discovers the naked truth about who she is versus who she thinks she is.

The Love Series Complete Box Set
The Love Series Complete Box Set

Author: Melissa Collins

Publisher: M Collins Author LLC

Published: 2015-04-21

Total Pages: 1382

ISBN-13: 0986388629

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The entire series is together for a limited time. This box set includes the complete Love Series - Let Love In, Let Love Stay, Let Love Heal, Let Love Shine, Let Love Be, and Let Love Live. From New Adult to M/m Contemporary Romance, there's something in here for everyone. Laugh, cry, and fall in love with the couples of this bestselling series.

Let Love Heal
Let Love Heal

Author: Melissa Collins

Publisher: Melissa Collins

Published: 2013-12-21

Total Pages: 276

ISBN-13: 0991054210

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Perfection. We all strive for it, but what happens when the desire to be perfect consumes you? What happens when the need to bury your mistakes blinds you? Melanie Crane has always been the perfect daughter, friend, student – she’s been perfect at everything, in fact. But when she lets her insecurities, the ones that she keeps hidden from everyone, get the best of her, she falters in her pursuit of perfection. Melanie crumples under the pressure and buries her pain. Numbed by sadness and guilt, she is determined never to let anyone find out how broken she really is. Bryan Mahoney may appear to have everything in order. He’s charming, witty and completely swoon-worthy. In short, Bryan has life all figured out, but appearances can be deceiving. When the landscape of Bryan’s family changes in an instant, he’s left to pick up the pieces. Not all bruises leave a mark. Now, weary and afraid, Melanie and Bryan must find a way to let love heal their broken and jaded hearts. **Let Love Heal can be read as part of the series or as a standalone and is suggested for readers who are 18 or older for mature content.** Series Reading Order: Let Love In- Maddy & Reid (ends in a cliffhanger) Let Love Stay - Maddy & Reid (concludes their story) Let Love Heal - Melanie & Bryan (can be read as a standalone) Let Love Shine - Maddy & Reid (one-year-later follow-up novella) Let Love Be - Lucy & Evan (can be read as a standalone)

The World According to Toddlers
The World According to Toddlers

Author: Shannon Payette Seip

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2011-03-29

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13: 1449407277

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Exotic fashions. Avant-garde hairstyles. An "all about me" attitude. No, it's not an A-list celebrity. It's your toddler. From temper-tantrum meltdowns to inexplicable wardrobe choices, The World According to Toddlers gives comic insight into the exhilarating, entertaining, and often exhausting ways of toddlers. This humorous and colorfully illustrated book is loaded with stories, cartoons, diagrams, and more to help parents maintain their sense of humor throughout the emotional outbursts, potty training troubles, and regular showdowns that are part and parcel of toddlerdom.

The Booby Trap and Other Bits and Boobs
The Booby Trap and Other Bits and Boobs

Author: Dawn O'Porter

Publisher: Hot Key Books

Published: 2013-09-19

Total Pages: 188

ISBN-13: 147140143X

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In aid of breast cancer charities. A collection of stories from famous names with one thing in common - boobs! Knockers, baps, bazoomas and hooters - big ones, small ones, man boobs, boob jobs and lopsided lady lumps - every boob tells a story. From teenage diaries that will make you laugh out loud and squirm with embarrassment, to heart-breaking first-hand celebrity confessions, journalist and author Dawn O'Porter is joined by celebrities such as Caitlin Moran, Chris O'Dowd, Jameela Jamil and Sarah Millican in a big book of all things booby. Bestselling authors also contribute with writing from Maureen Johnson, Marian Keyes, Patrick Ness, Laura Dockrill, James Dawson, Will Hill, Maude Apatow and Benjamin Zephaniah. This is a full-frontal insight into breasts, nips, pecs and all the other bits and boobs.

A Playboy in Peril
A Playboy in Peril

Author: Kelly Rey

Publisher: Gemma Halliday Publishing

Published: 2018-03-07

Total Pages: 153

ISBN-13: 1947110314

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From USA Today bestselling author Kelly Rey comes another laugh-out-loud Jamie Winters Mystery … Legal secretary and reluctant sleuth Jamie Winters never claimed to have an exciting social life. So it's no surprise she's never heard of the local band Virtual Waste...that is until their drummer is murdered backstage at a show, and Jamie’s teenaged sidekick, Maizy, just happens to be there! Does the killer think she knows his identity? Is he coming after Maizy next? Jamie is determined to keep her friend safe, even if Maizy is determined to search the entire New Jersey Pine Barrens to track down the killer! While Jamie’s hot landlord, Curt, fills in with the band, Jamie wades through the victim’s disgruntled bandmates, a slew of discarded groupies, an ex-Marine bouncer, an unhinged Einstein lookalike, an emotionally overwrought agent, an ill-tempered giant, and even the Jersey Devil, to find the truth…before Maizy becomes the next victim. Jamie Winters Mysteries: Motion for Murder – book #1 Mistletoe & Misdemeanors– holiday short story Death of a Diva – book #2 Motion for Misfits (short story in the "Killer Beach Reads" collection) The Sassy Suspect – book #3 Verdicts & Vixens – book #4 A Playboy in Peril – book #5 "Move over Stephanie Plum—there's a new girl in town! Jamie Winters is smart, sassy, and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Mix one fun mystery, some fantastic romantic chemistry, and witty quips throughout for a sure-fire winner! Who knew a lawyer's office could be so funny?" ~ Gemma Halliday, New York Times bestselling author "Rey delivers an impressive, well-plotted and well-written... treat that leaves readers eager to whet their appetite with all of Jamie Winters' wacky investigations!" ~ Diane Morasco, Long Island Book Reviews

The Heart of a Hero
The Heart of a Hero

Author: Janet Chapman

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-03-05

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 1101618280

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New York Times bestselling author Janet Chapman welcomes her fans back to Spellbound Falls, where no one is immune to the magical powers of love… Originally from the ancient mythical island of Atlantis, Nicholas has spent the last year deep in the mountains of Maine, serving as Director of Security for the Nova Mare and Inglenook resorts. Fully embracing his life in the twenty-first century, he finds himself irresistibly drawn to a trouble-prone employee, and is determined to keep her safe. The last thing Julia Campbell needs is a man with a hero complex, especially one as handsome and imposing as Nicholas. All she has to do is keep it together until her younger sister turns eighteen, and then she can focus on her own life. But strange things have been happening at the resort—and it’s Nicholas who keeps coming to her rescue. When Nicholas is suddenly the one in trouble, Julia realizes he’s not quite what he seems—and that she’ll do anything to help the man who’s stolen her heart…

Princes of the Potomac Three-Book Boxed Set
Princes of the Potomac Three-Book Boxed Set

Author: Bonnie Vane

Publisher: Bonnie Vane

Published: 2023-07-14

Total Pages: 103

ISBN-13:

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Meet the Princes of the Potomac—the sexy heirs to the world-famous Tannahill Guitar business. Lucky in riches, these lonely men have been unlucky in love ... until now. Surrounded by the wild beauty of the Potomac River and Chesapeake Bay, each of the Tannahill brothers must tame their own wild and beautiful soulmate in order to find true love. From the pen of award-winning author Bonnie Vane, the Princes of the Potomac series is romantic and flirty with hints of spice. Includes: STALKING EARTH: Blaine Tannahill is the "heart" of the family. But his playboy ways are no match for beautiful librarian Maxie Cottrill when she literally crashes into his life in a car accident. After they're forced to work together, will they find the road to true love or will legal woes wind up driving them apart? STALKING WIND: Cash Tannahill is the "brain" of the family. Still reeling from a disaster when a female attorney tried to ruin his life, he learns his father wants him to work with attorney Annabeth Boxer on a cybersecurity project. Wariness grows to respect and then to something more, but when Annabeth's sexist colleague and Cash's past create a series of misunderstandings, their happily-ever-after seems doomed to fail. STALKING FIRE: Jack Tannahill is the "soul" of the family. An ex-Seal, he's seen too much violence and prefers to spend his time fishing on his boat, happy being single and fending off attempts to fix him up, especially not with any scientists who remind him of military shrinks. But all thoughts of peace and quiet fly out the window after a fateful encounter with sexy, independent marine biologist, Lissa Labelle. As Jack and Lissa warm up to their growing attraction, a co-worker of Lissa's with designs on Jack and Lissa's crush on her mentor create emotional tempests that threaten to drown Jack and Lissa's chance at happiness.