I Should Have Worn Panties
I Should Have Worn Panties

Author: Michael Miller

Publisher:

Published: 2018-11-11

Total Pages: 217

ISBN-13: 9781731199928

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A narrative told by the recently divorced Joelys Jeffries: a wildly impulsive woman who turns to sex work in order to support herself and her children. Facing her new reality after the dissolution of her marriage, her whole adult life spent as an at-home-mom and caregiver to her ailing mother, career options are limited. The story follows Joelys, Joe, as she tries tirelessly to recover from and process the major losses in her life while holding her family together. Joe is a little reckless, but funny and brave. In the first half of the book, the reader learns about her family history of alcoholism and her own struggles with mental illness coupled with identity issues stemming from being biracial. The conclusion allows the reader to watch Joe grow and heal in unexpected ways. The lightning-paced story is written in a way in which the reader feels as if she's Joelys' new best friend, getting all the raunchy, fun details as well as the raw, emotional hardships of her recovery from unimaginable loss. The novel oscillates between erotic adventures in her new career and single life and the real struggle of an uneducated woman trying to make ends meet. The story, set in the Pacific Northwest, contains sub-plots of ethical promiscuity, co-parenting, complex female friendships, Puerto Rican-American nationality, domestic violence, and typography. It might sound chaotic, but this novel is funny, touching, and thought-provoking.

The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out
The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out

Author: Jen Tucker

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2011-06-29

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 0983360766

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Some days are better than others. Have you ever had one of those days when you just felt like you couldn't catch a break. Author Jen Tucker shares one of hers with you with humor and a little bit of sass.

Summer in the City of Roses
Summer in the City of Roses

Author: Michelle Ruiz Keil

Publisher: Soho Press

Published: 2021-07-06

Total Pages: 337

ISBN-13: 1641291710

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Inspired by the Greek myth of Iphigenia and the Grimm fairy tale "Brother and Sister," Michelle Ruiz Keil's second novel follows two siblings torn apart and struggling to find each other in early '90s Portland. All her life, seventeen-year-old Iph has protected her sensitive younger brother, Orr. But this summer, with their mother gone at an artist residency, their father decides it’s time for fifteen-year-old Orr to toughen up at a wilderness boot camp. When their father brings Iph to a work gala in downtown Portland and breaks the news, Orr has already been sent away against his will. Furious at her father’s betrayal, Iph storms off and gets lost in the maze of Old Town. Enter George, a queer Robin Hood who swoops in on a bicycle, bow and arrow at the ready, offering Iph a place to hide out while she tracks down Orr. Orr, in the meantime, has escaped the camp and fallen in with The Furies, an all-girl punk band, and moves into the coat closet of their ramshackle pink house. In their first summer apart, Iph and Orr must learn to navigate their respective new spaces of music, romance, and sex-work activism—and find each other before a fantastical transformation fractures their family forever. Told through a lens of magical realism and steeped in myth, Summer in the City of Roses is a dazzling tale about the pain and beauty of growing up.

Everyday Aspergers
Everyday Aspergers

Author: Samantha Craft

Publisher: YOUR STORIES MATTER

Published: 2018-12-10

Total Pages: 532

ISBN-13: 1909320579

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@page { margin: 2cm } p { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } a:link { color: #0000ff } Through 150 entries, Samantha Craft presents a life of humorous faux pas, profound insights, and the everyday adventures of an autistic female. In her vivid world, nothing is simple and everything appears pertinent. Even an average trip to the grocery store is a feat and cause for reflection. From being a dyslexic cheerleader with dyspraxia going the wrong direction, to bathroom stalking, to figuring out if she can wear that panty-free dress, Craft explores the profoundness of daily living through hilarious anecdotes and heart-warming childhood memories. Ten years in the making, Craft’s revealing memoir brings Asperger’s Syndrome into a spectrum of brilliant light—exposing the day-to-day interactions and complex inner workings of an autistic female from childhood to midlife.

Hold on to Your Panties and Have Fun
Hold on to Your Panties and Have Fun

Author: Emily Joanne Hoover

Publisher: Author House

Published: 2011-12-06

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 1467025895

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Hold on to your panties and bra as you read interesting, and incredibly funny, and outrageous true life adventures. Emily will have you LAUGHING OUT LOUD as you are inspired by her whimsical wit and wisdom. Could this published author be Dave Barrys bad ass aunt or Celia Rivenbarks cousin or Joan Rivers younger sister? In each capsulizing chapter read about- Fun with Underwear, Septic Tanks, and Funerals... Fun with Wild, Wacky Wonderful Women... Fun with Dr.Up Yours, Dr. 4 Eyes, and Dr. Spread Yours... Fun with Dieting, Dating, and Dog show... Fun with Sex, Show Biz, and Shoes... Fun with Chelsea Handler and Ernest Hemingway... Fun with Recipes and Smoke Alarms... Fun in Small Towns Here and Abroad... Fun being bad at Bridge and a lot more stuff as she entertains you...

Big Girl Panties
Big Girl Panties

Author: Stephanie Evanovich

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2013-07-09

Total Pages: 337

ISBN-13: 0062224867

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A rollicking and poignant romantic comedy about a young widow who decides to get in shape...and winds up getting her groove back—and a whole lot more! Holly Brennan used food to comfort herself through her husband’s illness and death. Now she’s alone at age thirty-two. And she weighs more than she ever has. When fate throws her in the path of Logan Montgomery, personal trainer to pro athletes, and he offers to train her, Holly concludes it must be a sign. Much as she dreads the thought of working out, Holly knows she needs to put on her big girl panties and see if she can sweat out some of her grief. Soon, the easy intimacy and playful banter of their training sessions lead Logan and Holly to most intense and steamy workouts. But can Holly and Logan go the distance as a couple now that she’s met her goals—and other men are noticing?

I should Have Worn Heels
I should Have Worn Heels

Author: Christine Renae Charles

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 1479744093

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Imagine the Panic and trauma when accepting you must choose to die in order to truly live. I Should Have Worn Heels is a story of death and new life- from Charles to Christine. It is my story of placing trust and faith in God as I sought comfort while confronting my death--a spiritual death God was calling me to accept and a loving wife, family, and home I was being asked to relinquish. My journey was one of hopes and promises that seemed uncompleted and unfulfilled, an unknown journey I initially struggled to comprehend, though a journey I always felt safe abd secure experiencing. I felt a constant spiritual presence that was there, To Watch Over Me.

The Priest Is Mine
The Priest Is Mine

Author: Dominic Ameri Itto

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing

Published: 2013-07

Total Pages: 179

ISBN-13: 1625167172

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Sudanese immigrant Maria Lore-za won the heart of the Catholic priest, Father Koma Marcianno, claiming him from the church for marriage. Despite their unhappy life, the couple raises two adoring sons and never divorce. This powerful novel considers the circumstances surrounding refugee families granted approval for resettlement in the United States and the problems they face. It is also a skewed love story. Maria Lore-za is a strikingly beautiful young woman who takes nothing for granted. Her desire for men leads her to date Father Koma. She uses all her ploys to seduce and lure him away from God. Koma faces the choice between serving the house of the Lord or marrying. Not long after choosing Maria, he discovers she is also having sex with other men, actions she calls "a gift from God." She believes that before a woman dies she should enjoy free sex. Maria argues that virgins won't be welcomed after death into the kingdom of God and she becomes a crusader for her beliefs. But she also uses her wealth to give back to the community and provides financial support and shelter to families in need. Maria is blessed with her two sons and owes her wealth to a business that sells beauty products. Her business thrives amid the shrinking economy because her customers spend their money on makeup rather than groceries. Dominic Ameri Itto, Ph.D., currently works for the State of Tennessee in the Department of Human Services. Originally from Southern Sudan, he has earned degrees at universities around the world. This is his first book. Publisher's website: http: //sbpra.com/DominicAmeriItto

Last Man at Arlington
Last Man at Arlington

Author: Joseph DiMona

Publisher: Open Road Media

Published: 2014-07-01

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 1497659019

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A tightly muscled and unflinching thriller Six low-level Kennedy administration operatives are targeted for murder by a mad man on the tenth anniversary of the assassination. One of the intended victims, George Williams, now a Justice Department agent, is locked in a life and death struggle to find the killer before it’s too late.

THE PANTLESS PRINCE
THE PANTLESS PRINCE

Author: D.Arner

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2010-02-15

Total Pages: 141

ISBN-13: 1450013007

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The Pantless Prince is a modern day, comic urban fairytale, set in London and Edinburgh. Henry is the only son of Queen Seraphina and King Nigel the twenty second. Henry is the perfect prince and is much loved by all but his evil and envious cousin Septicus Horrificus sets out to destroy all that as he plots to take over the British throne. Teaming up with a wicked and scheming sorceress called Morgiana, Septicus wreaks havoc on London, first by humiliating his cousin Henry and driving him out of the country. Morgiana places a spell on Henry so that he finds himself pantless (trouserless). Knowing that he can never be crowned British monarch in his underpants, Henry realizes he will never be king unless he can get back into his trousers. Thus, begins a long and arduous search for a cure which leads Henry into long, lonely exile until he can find the solution to his problem and set his people free from Septicus Horrificus and his reign of tyranny. The Pantless Prince is an adventure and a love story which combines rib-tickling humor with a serious underlying message. It’s a story that will have you laughing and thinking at the same time.