I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories

I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher:

Published: 2017-11

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780947506322

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With their unique brand of rhyme, crazy humour and zany drawings, Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird have become a favourite with kids worldwide. Together with the bestselling I Need a New Bum!, this special collection returns to print two other hilarious tales: Doggy Doo on my Shoe and Seagull Sid (and the naughty things his seagulls did!).


I need a new bum

I need a new bum

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd

Published: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.


I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-10-16

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0486844234

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!


My Butt is SO NOISY!

My Butt is SO NOISY!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2021-01-06

Total Pages: 19

ISBN-13: 0486848787

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Everyone’s favorite character from the bestselling I Need a NEW BUTT! and I Broke MY BUTT! is back with a new problem — his butt is too noisy! Follow our hero’s hilarious adventures in the latest and loudest sequel by Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.


The Wonky Donkey

The Wonky Donkey

Author: Craig Smith

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 0545261244

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Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.


Doctor Grundy's Undies

Doctor Grundy's Undies

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-05-15

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 0486832481

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A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!


The Other Way Around

The Other Way Around

Author: Sashi Kaufman

Publisher: Carolrhoda Lab ™

Published: 2014-03-01

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 1467724041

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Andrew has seen a flash of his future. (Dad: unfinished PhD. Mom: unfulfilling career. Their marriage: unsuccessful.) Based on what he's seen, he's uninspired to put a foot on the well-worn path to the adulthood everyone expects of him. There must be another way around.After a particularly disastrous Thanksgiving (his cousin wets Andrew's bed; his parents were too chicken to tell him his grandmother died), Andrew accidentally (on purpose) runs away and joins the circus. Kind of.A guy can meet the most interesting people at the Greyhound station at dinnertime on Thanksgiving day. The Freegans are exactly the kinds of friends (living out of an ancient VW camper van, dumpster diving, dressing like clowns and busking for change)who would have Andrew's mom reaching for a third glass of Chardonnay. To Andrew, five teenagers who seem like they've found another way to grow up are a dream come true. But as the VW winds its way across the USA, the future is anything but certain.The path of least resistance is a long, strange trip.


We Came to America

We Came to America

Author: Faith Ringgold

Publisher: Dragonfly Books

Published: 2022-06-28

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0593482700

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Acclaimed artist and Caldecott-winning picture book creator Faith Ringgold shares an inspiring look at America's lineage in this stunning ode to our country--past, present, and future. America is a land of diversity. Whether driven by dreams and hope, or escaping poverty or persecution, our ancestors--and the faces of America today--represent people from every reach of the globe. And each person brought with them a unique gift--of art and music; of determination and grit; of ideas and strength--that forever shaped the country we all call home. Vividly evoked in Faith Ringgold's sumptuous colors and patterns, WE CAME TO AMERICA is an ode to every American who came before us, and a tribute to the children who will carry its message into our future.


The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things

The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things

Author: Carolyn Mackler

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 9780763619589

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Feeling like she does not fit in with the other members of her family, who are all thin, brilliant, and good-looking, fifteen-year-old Virginia Shreves tries to deal with her self-image, her first physical relationship, and her disillusionment with some of the people closest to her. 10,000 first printing.