This Place is a Zoo

This Place is a Zoo

Author: Steinkraus

Publisher: Carson-Dellosa Publishing

Published: 2016-08-01

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 1681919109

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Someone is trying to sabotage the fundraising event to save the zoo. Join Paisley and Ben as they jump into action to stop the bad guy, round up some poisonous snakes, and save the zoo—all before lunch! This title includes activities, websites, and a spotlight on women in science. Paired to the nonfiction title STEM Jobs with Animals.


Super Dad Jokes

Super Dad Jokes

Author: Jimmy Niro

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

Published: 2019-09-01

Total Pages: 111

ISBN-13: 1728200180

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The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"


Countdown to Yesterday

Countdown to Yesterday

Author: Shirley Marr

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2024-06-18

Total Pages: 185

ISBN-13: 1665948531

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Rebecca Stead’s The List of Things That Will Not Change gets a “Space Oddity” sci-fi twist in this moving middle grade novel about one boy’s journey to go back in time to prevent his parents’ divorce. The present is the last place James wants to be. Since his parents have separated, he’s been living two different lives and neither of them add up to the great one he used to have. He thinks about his Top Six memories and wonders if he can go back. During National Science Week, James meets the enigmatic Yan, a girl who looks at the world with x-ray eyes, and discovers that time travel might be possible after all. The two budding scientists’ quest to restore James’s lost past brings them into contact with retro Australian Women’s Weekly birthday cakes, old Commodore computers, chaotic rideshare vehicles of the future, and spacemen. But as they get closer to their goal, James is forced to consider that his favorite moments from his personal history may not be as perfect as he remembers them.


Fish Out of Water

Fish Out of Water

Author: Kate Hendrick

Publisher: Text Publishing

Published: 2022-02-01

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 192245964X

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Beloved Australian YA author Kate Hendrick’s new novel deftly examines Australian ideas of masculinity for a teenage audience


Fire, Ice, and Physics

Fire, Ice, and Physics

Author: Rebecca C. Thompson

Publisher: MIT Press

Published: 2019-10-29

Total Pages: 297

ISBN-13: 0262043076

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Exploring the science in George R. R. Martin's fantastical world, from the physics of an ice wall to the genetics of the Targaryens and Lannisters. Game of Thrones is a fantasy that features a lot of made-up science—fabricated climatology (when is winter coming?), astronomy, metallurgy, chemistry, and biology. Most fans of George R. R. Martin's fantastical world accept it all as part of the magic. A trained scientist, watching the fake science in Game of Thrones, might think, “But how would it work?” In Fire, Ice, and Physics, Rebecca Thompson turns a scientist's eye on Game of Thrones, exploring, among other things, the science of an ice wall, the genetics of the Targaryen and Lannister families, and the biology of beheading. Thompson, a PhD in physics and an enthusiastic Game of Thrones fan, uses the fantasy science of the show as a gateway to some interesting real science, introducing GOT fandom to a new dimension of appreciation. Thompson starts at the beginning, with winter, explaining seasons and the very elliptical orbit of the Earth that might cause winter to come (or not come). She tells us that ice can behave like ketchup, compares regular steel to Valyrian steel, explains that dragons are “bats, but with fire,” and considers Targaryen inbreeding. Finally she offers scientific explanations of the various types of fatal justice meted out, including beheading, hanging, poisoning (reporting that the effects of “the Strangler,” administered to Joffrey at the Purple Wedding, resemble the effects of strychnine), skull crushing, and burning at the stake. Even the most faithful Game of Thrones fans will learn new and interesting things about the show from Thompson's entertaining and engaging account. Fire, Ice, and Physics is an essential companion for all future bingeing.


Cyanide & Happiness: Punching Zoo (20th Anniversary Edition)

Cyanide & Happiness: Punching Zoo (20th Anniversary Edition)

Author: Kris Wilson

Publisher: Boom! Studios

Published: 2024-11-27

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13:

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A 20th Anniversary Edition of BOOM! Studios’ first collection of comic strips from Cyanide & Happiness, a #1 Amazon Best Seller, featuring fan-favorite strips from the wildly original webcomics series that paved the sad, sticky, bloody path for countless others, plus strips that only appear in this collection! Stick figures dishing out the worst that life has to offer in the funniest way possible; you’d laugh, if you could sleep at night... Also includes “The Hot Date,” a “chews” your own adventure story and a foreword by Alexis Ohanian, one of the founders of Reddit!


Bad Dad Jokes

Bad Dad Jokes

Author: Willow Creek Press

Publisher:

Published: 2018

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781682348338

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The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.


A Mathematicians Miscellany

A Mathematicians Miscellany

Author: Je Littlewood

Publisher: Franklin Classics

Published: 2018-10-15

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 9780343234812

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