I Love You with All My Butt!

I Love You with All My Butt!

Author: Martin Bruckner

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company

Published: 2017-04-04

Total Pages: 231

ISBN-13: 1523500220

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We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”


I Love You with All My Butt!

I Love You with All My Butt!

Author: Martin Bruckner

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2017-04-04

Total Pages: 231

ISBN-13: 0761189149

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We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”


I Love You

I Love You

Author: Lovelove Organizers

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-10

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781658819060

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Funny Romanitc Valentines Day Gifts for Him / Her College-Ruled Paperback Notebook A perfect gift for Valentine's Day or other occasions. Show your loved one how much he means to you. 110 pages Perfectly sized: 8.5x11 Interior: White paper Cover: Matte


The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things

The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things

Author: Carolyn Mackler

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 9780763619589

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Feeling like she does not fit in with the other members of her family, who are all thin, brilliant, and good-looking, fifteen-year-old Virginia Shreves tries to deal with her self-image, her first physical relationship, and her disillusionment with some of the people closest to her. 10,000 first printing.


I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-10-16

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0486844234

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!


The 5L's

The 5L's

Author: Donquies Sledge

Publisher: Archway Publishing

Published: 2022-12-08

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 1665733357

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At one point in his life, author Donquies Sledge wasn’t happy, and he didn’t know who he was. In The 5 Ls, he tells how he looked within himself to discover his identity with help from the 5 Ls: live, love, laugh, let go, and let God. In this inspirational and motivational book, Sledge explains each concept and how it can help you be a better person and have a better way of life. Through his own experiences, Sledge weaves advice and principles to follow in regard to family, friends, relationships, kids, and everyday routines. Keeping a positive focus, The 5 Ls encourages you to believe in yourself, do good things, and become that great person who is already inside you.


Shacking Up

Shacking Up

Author: Helena Hunting

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2017-05-30

Total Pages: 323

ISBN-13: 1250133327

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From New York Times bestselling author Helena Hunting, Shacking Up is a hilarious, swoon-worthy novel about sex and the city—and everything in-between. Ruby Scott is months behind on rent and can’t seem to land a steady job. She has one chance to turn things around with a big audition. But instead of getting her big break, she gets sick as a dog and completely bombs it in the most humiliating fashion. All thanks to a mysterious, gorgeous guy who kissed—and then coughed on—her at a party the night before. Luckily, her best friend might have found the perfect opportunity; a job staying at the lavish penthouse apartment of hotel magnate Bancroft Mills while he’s out of town, taking care of his exotic pets. But when the newly-evicted Ruby arrives to meet her new employer, it turns out Bane is the same guy who got her sick. Seeing his role in Ruby’s dilemma, Bane offers her a permanent job as his live-in pet sitter until she can get back on her feet. Filled with hilariously awkward encounters and enough sexual tension to heat a New York City block, Shacking Up, from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Helena Hunting, is sure to keep you laughing and swooning all night long.


Love Unexpected Series Box Set (Books 1-3)

Love Unexpected Series Box Set (Books 1-3)

Author: Delaney Diamond

Publisher: Garden Avenue Press

Published: 2020-02-03

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 1946302147

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The Love Unexpected series is an interracial romance series with sexy heroes and lovable heroines. Books one, two, and three are available in a box set for a limited time! THE BLIND DATE: One night changes everything . . . again. Years ago, when Ryan Stewart saw Shawna Ferguson, it was love at first sight. Unfortunately, he wasn’t a free man, and his deception caused him to lose her after a weekend that changed his life. When Shawna’s sister and brother-in-law set her up on a blind date, she has no idea it’s with Ryan, with whom she’d spent a weekend she wishes she could forget. She reluctantly agrees to finish the date with him, but doing so leaves her vulnerable to his charms and the heat he ignited in her that very first night. THE WRONG MAN: They have nothing in common. So why can’t they stay away from each other? Construction foreman Tomas Molina has no desire to settle down. He enjoys the single life too much, with all the choices of women available to him. But when ad executive Talia Jackson becomes single again, they start an affair that has him questioning his beliefs about relationships. And the next thing he knows, he’s the one demanding exclusivity. Talia Jackson has always done what’s right. Gone to the right schools, worn the right clothes, and married the right man. Seeking a boost when her marriage ends in divorce, she finds comfort in the arms of Tomas Molina, a man who makes her feel alive in a way she never has before. Then an unexpected result of their affair forces her to make a tough decision—stay in the world she’s known all her life, or make a future with the man she’s grown to love. AN UNEXPECTED ATTRACTION: They didn’t mean to fall in love… Brenda Morrison has known Jay Santorini for years, but he’s off limits. He’s her friend’s ex-husband, and except for one slip-up, they’ve always had a platonic relationship. But now that she’s back in Atlanta, the smoldering attraction between them is much harder to resist. Jay has always kept a hands-off approach to Brenda, and the time they spend together starts out innocently enough, or so he pretends. Because the truth is, Jay has feelings for her, and those feelings are anything but innocent.


Confessions from My Conscience

Confessions from My Conscience

Author: Blanca J. Frazier

Publisher: Author House

Published: 2010-11-02

Total Pages: 138

ISBN-13: 1452054037

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"Confessions from My Conscience" centers on a woman who finds herself in a hospital bed and begins to recall previous moments, seemingly while semi- or unconscious. Founded in part of the idea that the past might exert an influence on a person's present and future, the story combines elements of romance and suspense.It is designed to capture the imagination as it explores the relative nuances of human nature and interaction, while raising implicit questions about issues relating to faith and family bonds.