I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

Author: Carlton Mellick Iii

Publisher:

Published: 2011-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781936383825

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Jonathan Vandervoo lives a carefree life in a house made of legos, spending his days building lego sculptures and his nights getting drunk with his only friend-an alcoholic sumo wrestler named Shoji. It's a pleasant life with no responsibility, until the day he meets Lici. She's a soul-sucking demon from hell with red skin, glowing eyes, a forked tongue, and pointy red devil horns... and she happens to be nine months pregnant with Jonathan's baby. Now Jonathan must do the right thing and marry the succubus or else her demonic family is going to rip his heart out through his ribcage and force him to endure the worst torture hell has to offer for the rest of eternity. But can Jonathan really love a fire-breathing, frog-eating, cold-blooded demoness? Or would eternal damnation be preferable? Either way, the big day is approaching. And once Jonathan's conservative Christian family learns their son is about to marry a spawn of Satan, it's going to be all-out war between demons and humans, with Jonathan and his hell-born bride caught in the middle. I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter is an adorable, violent, fantastical love story-a romantic comedy for the bizarro fiction reader.


Knocked Up by the Enforcer

Knocked Up by the Enforcer

Author: Nicole Fox

Publisher:

Published: 2018-01-30

Total Pages: 155

ISBN-13: 9781977046642

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SHE WAS A TEMPTATION I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOUCHED. ...and now she's pregnant with my child.Mina Parker, the President's daughter, is carrying the Vice President's kid.Now the Satan's Legion MC is in an uproar.And it's my fault.The rules have been broken.The laws have been disgraced.I screwed up, I know that.But I could still make it all better.All it would take to put an end to the chaos is for me to come clean.All I would take is for me to look the President in the eye and tell him the truth:"I'm the one who had your precious daughter writhing beneath me.And I intend to have her again."KNOCKED UP BY THE ENFORCER is a standalone contemporary bad boy baby heist romance. It features hot sex between consenting adults.


Satan's Daughter

Satan's Daughter

Author: Venessa Pellone

Publisher:

Published: 2017-08-30

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9781549624896

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Welcome and thank-you for joining me. You will now be enlightened into the mind of the disturbed, a very dark and disturbing place. The place I speak of is Mental Illness.... My mental illness has been such a huge part of my life since I was just 8 years old. Being a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and everything that comes with that, it's no wonder I can be a little mentally fucked up. In saying this though, what it has taught me in life is that trauma survivors are not fucked up at all, the shit they have gone through in their lives, that's what's fucked up!! Completely FUCKED UP and nobody should have to endure it. But that's life, it can be fucked up sometimes but how we deal and manage ourselves that's what we must focus on, to lead a life into self-recovery. Always treat each life experience as a learning curve because everything happens for a reason and karma will always bite back when she needs to, she is such a beautiful and most least expecting thing in life. Coping strategies are also very important and play a huge part into one's self-recovery. It's what puts our illnesses at bay so that we can get on with our lives and it's what makes us the people we are today. FUCKING SURVIVORS!!!


Satan Burger (15th Anniversary Edition)

Satan Burger (15th Anniversary Edition)

Author: Carlton Mellick III

Publisher: Eraserhead Press

Published: 2016-07-01

Total Pages: 296

ISBN-13: 9781621052180

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When Satan Burger was first being passed around among teenage punks and fans of weird art and film, there was nothing else like it. A book of rebellious spirit that simplistically captured the postmodern malaise of a culture obsessed with consumerism. It quickly gained an underground following, was transcribed by fans and bootlegged online, was translated into Russian and made its way around the world attracting the attention of readers bored with typical mainstream fare. Combining a satirical wit and style on par with legendary humorists such as Kurt Vonnegut and Russell Edson with the crazy punk ethos of cult film directors such as Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, and Takashi Miike, this was a book overflowing with so many new ideas and absurd philosophies that it not only launched the career of underground author Carlton Mellick III, but inspired an entire literary movement. For the fifteenth anniversary of the release of this Bizarro Fiction classic, Eraserhead Press is thrilled to present this special hardcover edition, featuring an introduction by splatterpunk legend John Skipp, illustrations by Ryan Ward, and a new preface by the author. Satan Burger explores a new kind of apocalypse. Not an apocalypse caused by disease or nuclear war, but an apocalypse of boredom. A plague of monotony has spread across the countryside, sucking all passion and inspiration out of everyone over the age of twenty-five, leaving only the disenfranchised youth to fend for themselves in a world crumbling around them. Featuring a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, a race of women who feed on male orgasms, and a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn't want them anymore.


Living with the Devil's Daughter

Living with the Devil's Daughter

Author: Webster T. George

Publisher:

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 9781425172756

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I did not title the book. Another author proofread the book and titled it, "LIVING WITH THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER." Subsequent readers unanimously agreed to the title.


The Book of Adam and Eve, Also Called The Conflict of Adam and Eve With Satan, a Book of the Early Eastern Church

The Book of Adam and Eve, Also Called The Conflict of Adam and Eve With Satan, a Book of the Early Eastern Church

Author: Solomon Caesar Malan

Publisher: Franklin Classics Trade Press

Published: 2018-11-04

Total Pages: 270

ISBN-13: 9780344732997

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