I Broke My Butt!

I Broke My Butt!

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-10-16

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0486844234

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The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!


I need a new bum

I need a new bum

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd

Published: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.


Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?

Why Do Dogs Sniff Bottoms?

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Breakwater Books

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 38

ISBN-13: 9781894377232

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The answer to one of life's mysteries is now revealed - why exactly do dogs sniff bottoms? This delightfully funny account is brought to life through witty verse and hilarious illustrations which perfectly capture the rhythm of the verse.Winner of the Children's Choice Award at the New Zealand Post Children's Book Awards in 2003.


Because I Stubbed My Toe

Because I Stubbed My Toe

Author: Shawn Byous

Publisher: Capstone

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1479538086

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A young boy stubs his toe, which leads to a sequence of silly events and a delicious ending


Inappropriate

Inappropriate

Author: Vi Keeland

Publisher: C. Scott Publishing

Published: 2020-01-20

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 195104505X

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A new, sexy standalone novel from #1 New York Times Bestseller, Vi Keeland. Terminated for inappropriate behavior. I couldn’t believe the letter in my hands. Nine years. Nine damn years I’d worked my butt off for one of the largest companies in America, and I was fired with a form letter when I returned home from a week in Aruba. All because of a video taken when I was on vacation with my friends—a private video made on my private time. Or so I thought… Pissed off, I cracked open a bottle of wine and wrote my own letter to the gazillionaire CEO telling him what I thought of his company and its practices. I didn’t think he’d actually respond. I certainly never thought I’d suddenly become pen pals with the rich jerk. Eventually, he realized I’d been wronged and made sure I got my job back. Only…it wasn’t the only thing Grant Lexington wanted to do for me. But there was no way I was getting involved with my boss’s boss’s boss. Even if he was ridiculously gorgeous, confident, and charming. It would be completely wrong, inappropriate even. Sort of like the video that got me into trouble to begin with. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But sometimes it’s twice as fun.


Doctor Grundy's Undies

Doctor Grundy's Undies

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-05-15

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 0486832481

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A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!


Seagull Sid

Seagull Sid

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-06-12

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 0486832473

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Seagull Sid and his fine feathered mates are sick of looking at all the rubbish that people leave behind at the shore. But how can the seagulls reclaim their beach from the trashy humans? No worries, Sid has a mischievously messy plan of attack — watch out below! Rollicking rhymes and delightful drawings highlight this tale by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need a New Butt! and Doctor Grundy's Undies.


I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories

I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher:

Published: 2017-11

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 9780947506322

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With their unique brand of rhyme, crazy humour and zany drawings, Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird have become a favourite with kids worldwide. Together with the bestselling I Need a New Bum!, this special collection returns to print two other hilarious tales: Doggy Doo on my Shoe and Seagull Sid (and the naughty things his seagulls did!).


Camera Boy

Camera Boy

Author: Fred Minnick

Publisher: L&R Publishing

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 158

ISBN-13: 9781555716684

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Fred Minnick spent more than a year in Iraq as a U.S. Army public affairs photojournalist, covering the good, bad and ugly sides of the conflict. With a Nikon in one hand and an M-16 in the other, he accompanied combat troops on missions ranging from raids on suspected terrorist strongholds to public relations events including the opening of a school for girls. Some of the stories made it back home, most did not.Camera Boy offers an eye-witness account of the Iraq War from a soldier with a different POV--from behind a camera and typewriter. Unfortunately, being assigned to public affairs did not shield Staff Sergeant Minnick from the horrors of war--including the deaths of two close friends--or from the devastating effects of PTSD upon his return home.It is a story of courage, frustration (with both the military and the mainstream media), dedication and redemption. Includes more than 40 black and white photos taken by the author.