Humor Me, I'm Over the Hill
Humor Me, I'm Over the Hill

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher:

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 9780849902895

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A delightful reminder to age gleefully while living life to the fullest. "They say the best way to grow old is not to be in a hurry about it, and Lord knows, I've put it off for as long as I could." says humorist and encourager Barbara Johnson. But old age happens...with little or no effort on our part. If you're alive, you're getting older! In this third book in the Humor Me series, readers will find hilarious ways to age both ferociously and joyfully. Created especially for those who are young at heart but slightly older in other places.

Mrs. Entwhistle
Mrs. Entwhistle

Author: Doris Reidy

Publisher:

Published: 2017-02-09

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781542856003

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Mrs. Entwhistle may look like your sweet old granny, but things happen to her: she's caught up in the witness protection program, stuck in an elevator with an assortment of strangers, her house is burglarized and her dog is kidnapped. But Mrs. Entwhistle is dauntless; she didn't get to be a feisty 78 by wimping out. Come join her on her porch swing, meet her best friend, Maxine, and her dog, Roger. Maxine will probably offer you a bowl of her homemade soup. Sit a while. Come back when you can.

Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death
Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends, He's Gonna Toot And I'm Gonna Scoot, and Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM

Published: 2000-03-19

Total Pages: 545

ISBN-13: 1418516112

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Grab your giggle box! Here comes Barbara Johnson with another helping heap of joy for women of all ages, aches, and "architecture." Author Barbara Johnson's encouraging book about a woman's adventures in aging, Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death, became the number-one best-selling paperback in the Christian market for the year in which it was published. Soon hordes of happy readers were flooding Barbara's mailbox with their own favorite jokes, touching stories, and hilarious tales of female misadventures. Now Barb has packed that amazing collection of wacky wit into this boisterously funny new book that's full of "laff leaks" about every stage of a woman's life?from diapers to dentures. No matter what stage of the "hormonal cesspool" you're splashing through, there's something here to touch your heart. You'll love Barb's quirky empty-nest de-cluttering strategies, her joyful insights on stress-soothing, husband-handling, kid-corralling, and parent-parenting in chapters like these: Having a Baby Is Like Writing a Book?Lots of Whining, Begging, and Pushing Who Are These Kids, and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? I Finally Got My Head Together?Then My Body Fell Apart We Started Out With Nothing?and Still Have Most of It Left Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends is a heart-warming ride over the waves of humor in God's endless sea of love.

Laughter from Heaven
Laughter from Heaven

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9780849918285

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In classic Barbara Johnson style, these hilarious pages will show readers how to put life's trials into perspective and remember that there is a wonderful life awaiting them in heaven.

Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy
Stick a Geranium in Your Hat and Be Happy

Author: Barbara Johnson

Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM

Published: 2004-03-01

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 1418518883

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Boomerang blessings. That's what Barbara Johnson calls the encouraging feedback she has received over the years from readers whose lives have been impacted by the message of this million-copy bestseller. If you need a fresh breath of joy in your life, this book is just the prescription for you. With the wit of an Erma Bombeck, Barbara Johnson helps you to look for "life's little sparkles," even in the midst of your most crippling sorrows. No stranger to suffering herself, Barbara's experiences have equipped her with the credentials to help others work through their own suffering. In spite of her difficulties, Barbara has learned that while pain is inevitable to us all, we can choose to pick the flowers instead of the weeds. Barbara will teach you how to release that bubble of joy within you?to claim God's promise to "fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy." ?Job 8:21 (TLB)

Daily Gifts of Grace
Daily Gifts of Grace

Author: Women of Faith,

Publisher: Thomas Nelson

Published: 2012-01-02

Total Pages: 384

ISBN-13: 1400203651

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Women of Faith speakers share insight, advice, laughter, and maybe even a few tears in this daily devotional. Voices from fiction, recognizable names from Christian conferences, and well-known Christian writers also are included. Daily Gifts of Grace is a daily devotional designed specifically for women, with a beautiful hardbound case and a magnetic closure. Readers will be pleased to open it for a devotion that will help them face the day or for an inspirational devotion to close the day. Contributors include Joni Eareckson Tada, Lisa Whelchel, Jenna Lucado, Sheila Walsh, Kim Cash Tate, Patsy Clairmont, Natalie Grant, Lisa Harper, and others.

Absurd Humor
Absurd Humor

Author: Seth Kinstle

Publisher: Seth Kinstle

Published: 2024-02-19

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13:

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Take a trip through a random guy's mind to witness some of the most wacky observations in the world. From the increasingly insane to the blatantly bizarre. You're sure to get tangled in an endless spiderweb that one man weaved all by himself. Don't even try to escape his grasp. Because once he latches on he's like a rabid dog savagely searching for a treat in every dark corner in sight. But seriously he's a nice guy. Why not stop on by and see what the buzz is about? From this to that, to brains flowing through an hourglass, we got you covered. Welcome to thoughts made by millions of men embedded in one man's memory bank. They combined their will of inspiration inside of him and this book popped out. However you want to put it. It's way too crude. It's way too honest. It's way too absurd. So jump on in and see what the fuss is about. This is one jack wagon sure to send you soaring into the stars by blowing your mind more than its ever been blown before. Don't be shy. So step on in and walk on up. Buy your ticket and hop inside. It's time to get absurd and wiggle through this book like a worm. Dig hard.

To Avenge the Dawn
To Avenge the Dawn

Author: C. J. Alexander

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2019-04-26

Total Pages: 468

ISBN-13: 1532074026

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A university professor stops at a bar to leave some papers with a friend. Moments later, she leaves the bar with a companion to return to her vehicle. People abruptly approach and fire several handgun rounds into her body. The companion is wounded but gets to her. She dies as he holds her. Questions abound. Why does anyone want a professor of modern languages dead? Why was the original target enlarged to include another professor, a woman who works for the CIA, and a bar owner? There are so many questions, but so few answers. So small a group, with just three persons—Jed, Rusty, and Frank, but as the group grows, it will be called to deal with politicians and thieves, international criminals, and leaders of nations who betray their people. And the monster they seek to attack will be hidden, protected by the mighty, and born of evil. It isn’t a fair fight, but then, whatever is?

Bo's Café
Bo's Café

Author: John Lynch

Publisher: Windblown Media

Published: 2009-09-25

Total Pages: 165

ISBN-13: 1935170082

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High-powered executive Steven Kerner is living the dream in southern California. But when his bottled pain ignites in anger one night, his wife kicks him out. Then an eccentric mystery man named Andy Monroe befriends Steven and begins unravelling his tightly wound world. Andy leads Steven through a series of frustrating and revealing encounters to repair his life through genuine friendship and the grace and love of a God who has been waiting for him to accept it. A story to challenge and encourage, Bo's Cafe is a model for all who struggle with unresolved problems and a performance-based life. Those who desire a fuller, more authentic way of living will find this journey of healing a restorative exploration of God's unbridled grace.

Monster on the Hill (Expanded Edition)
Monster on the Hill (Expanded Edition)

Author: Rob Harrell

Publisher: IDW Publishing

Published: 2020-12-09

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13: 1684069386

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Can a depressed monster learn how to be a hero? Maybe with a little help. The hilarious and heartwarming graphic novel that inspired the theatrical film RUMBLE! In a fantastical 1860s England, every quiet little township is terrorized by a ferocious monster—much to the townsfolk’s delight! Each town’s unique monster is a source of local pride, not to mention tourism. Each town, that is... except for one. Unfortunately for the people of Stoker-on-Avon, their monster isn’t quite as impressive. In fact, he’s a little down in the dumps. Can the morose Rayburn get a monstrous makeover and become a proper horror? It’s up to the eccentric Dr. Charles Wilkie and plucky street urchin Timothy to get him up to snuff, before a greater threat turns the whole town to kindling. Monsters of all ages are sure to enjoy this tale about life’s challenges, the power of friendship, and creative redemption, packed with epic battles and plenty of wild beasts! Prepare for the release of the 2021 theatrical film RUMBLE with this expanded edition of the beloved graphic novel, now featuring a new 10-page epilogue!