Our society emphasizes concepts like time and resource management, but for the most part ignores one very important kind of management: D.I.C.K. Management. An ecology of personal-energy use that studies destructive, testosterone-driven impulses from the perspective of metaphysics and science, D.I.C.K. Management is a new discipline that will teach readers how to redirect sexual energy and discover their more spiritually enlightened, mentally evolved selves.
Sex is one of the greatest pleasures but it is also a source of difficulty and mystery that every human being faces in his or her lifetime. Sexual literacy involves understanding the connection between sexuality and the moral ecology of life and it's place in civilization. Is sex just a toilet function or does it have a connection to the universe and the Divine that has never been fully understood? Can inappropriate sexuality and impulsive misbehavior, particularly in men, be scientifically linked? Despite the outlandish title, this is a profoundly conservative, moral and thoughtful book about sexual literacy and the hidden ecology of energy and information that connects us to the rest of the universe. Equal parts philosopher, spiritualist and renegade personal development expert, O'Reilly is not your typical self-help guru. His blunt language, graphic explanations and "dirty" acronyms stand in stark contrast to the feel-good insights touted on daytime TV. But for generations of men virtually left out in the cold in terms of realistic, practical advice, he's considered a breath of fresh air and a "man's man" when it comes to self-help. "By virtue of our evolutionary background as hunters and killers, men are more or less pre-programmed for certain behavior patterns," says O'Reilly. "Traditional self-help or superficial motivational approaches don't usually have the desired impact on men, because our innate drives and tendencies are too powerful and too firmly entrenched in our psyches." "Men are instinctive creatures, in a constant battle with the side of them still drawn to violence, boorish treatment of women and the basic 'caveman' ideology," adds O'Reilly. "We're so often amazed at how men can 'act like jerks,' and yet very little has been offered in terms of advice that goes directly to the source of most problems - testosterone-driven, penis-centered, impulsive actions." Enter: O'Reilly's new book, "How to Manage Your DICK: Redirect Sexual Energy And Discover Your More Enlightened, Evolved Self. This is a virtual 'man manifesto' combining ancient wisdom and New Age ideas with in-your-face, no-holds-barred tips. While the title may imply outrageous content, O'Reilly's book is actually the opposite. Drawing upon high-level metaphysics and advanced sociology, O'Reilly supports his contentions with wisdom from notables ranging from St. Thomas Aquinas, Cicero, Plato, and Aristotle, and fields of study including Tibetan philosophy, natural law, trans-quantum physics and multi-dimensional energy transference. Anthropologist Mark Gruber describes God Has Skin in the Game as: "more than a three credit course in psychology or civics, "God has Skin in the Game" is a curriculum for a post-apocalyptic university.
Take a successful employee, promote them into management but give them no management training and there's a very good chance you'll create a defensive, insecure, unsuccessful, dick manager. Here is the management training you never got! This honest, straightforward guide reveals the things nobody talks about-knowledge that only comes from real-world experience in the management trenches. It will change the way you look at yourself, your job and your career and it will enable you to be a successful leader and mentor. Most importantly, it will help you avoid becoming a dick manager (or, if it's too late, to reform) so you can enjoy the personal and financial rewards of being a great manager. Discover the power of the Laws of Management and understand the personal characteristics you must have to excel as a manager. Learn how to deal with non-communicative, mean, micromanaging, bully bosses, and how to figure out when it's time for you to leave an impossible situation. Find out how to deal with ambitious employees and how to turn around hostile, jaded ones. And be warned about the one type of employee who must go, no matter what. Filled with anecdotes from more than 20 years of management experience, this book takes a frank look at the author's mistakes and triumphs, his great bosses and his dick managers and the lessons learned from all of them.
"Oy vey"--this is a primer like no other. In an inspired parodic twist, the two least Jewish characters in American literature spout some of the edgy, ironic Yiddishisms that have become part of the American vernacular. 35 full-color drawings.
How to cope with a MASSIVE PENIS: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: For some it may sound like a blessing, but for those who truly suffer this terrible syndrome it can be quite awful. This book is a personal account of how the author overcame his problem and came out smiling. For Karl, that all too familiar sound of "It's too big" still haunts him to this day but now he has found solace in helping others cope with their massive penis Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Penis Genius is a savvy guide to a man's most compelling organ and how to work it for his pleasure as well as your own. Filled with ingenious techniques for working his wand—from giving a great hand job to blowing his mind (and his member) to finding the best intercourse positions for every shape and size of penis from the huge hulk to the small and nimble to every size and bend in between. Penis Genius also addresses age-old questions such as "Why does it curve to the right?" and "Do circumcised cocks feel more sensation?" Real men also weigh in on what makes them rise to the occasion and what's a cold shower. This book fills in the information gaps and educates women on how to work the penis--and a man's attachment to it. Penis Genius gives answers to questions you've always wondered about his wand--but never dared to ask.
A dark, dystopian portrait of artists struggling to resist violent suppression—“queer, English, a masterpiece.” (Hilton Als) Set amid the rolling hills and the sandy shingle beaches of coastal Sussex, this disquieting novel depicts an England in which bland conformity is the terrifying order of the day. Violent gangs roam the country destroying art and culture and brutalizing those who resist the purge. As the menacing “They” creep ever closer, a loosely connected band of dissidents attempt to evade the chilling mobs, but it’s only a matter of time until their luck runs out. Winner of the 1977 South-East Arts Literature Prize, Kay Dick’s They is an uncanny and prescient vision of a world hostile to beauty, emotion, and the individual.
