Fairy the Farting Unicorn
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Published: 2020-12-23
Total Pages: 34
ISBN-13: 9781637310229
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Home Made in the Oven
Author: Yvette van Boven
Publisher: Abrams
Published: 2019-10-15
Total Pages: 352
ISBN-13: 168335754X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKArranged month by month, more than eighty simple seasonal recipes for dishes you can make in the oven. Every week, Yvette van Boven develops a new oven recipe for her magazine column. The recipes are seasonal, delicious, and most importantly, really simple—and now, they’re collected in her latest cookbook: Home Made in the Oven. What is van Boven serving up fresh from her oven this time? How about autumnal stuffed Portobello mushrooms, a freshly baked plum pie, or cabbage rolls with caraway and hazelnuts? Alongside the more than eighty recipes you’ll also find her annotated illustrations and photographs of finished dishes. For van Boven, everything belongs in the oven: vegetables, meat, fish, pizza, stews, and of course, sweets! These easy recipes are sure to provide you with plenty of tips, tricks, and inspiration for cooking in your oven.
Death Warmed Over
Author: Patti Larsen
Publisher: Patti Larsen Books
Published: 2020-09-11
Total Pages: 129
ISBN-13: 198992509X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWould using magic to entice my client to tell me what she wanted make me a bad person? Because, after my third visit to her rather ostentatious mansion on the edge of town, sketching seemingly endless variations of poses I could have easily done from photos instead of live sittings, I was ready to tell her I was donezo. Charlotte Easton didn’t seem to notice my growing irritation at yet another wasted two hours watching her fiddle and fidget in the dark blue gown she chose (from a long line of clothing already worn and then discarded), substantial bosom on the verge of bursting from the low-cut satin making me wince as she shifted yet again on the crushed velvet daybed she’d decided (after many other locations had been sampled and rejected) was today’s selection for my fresh torment. Listen. I’m a patient person for the most part. But sheesh already. Phoebe Monday’s portrait commission turns to murder when her client’s father turns up dead. The problem with that scenario? He’s been six feet under for over a year already and not even her magic can figure out what made him rise from the grave… welcome to the Phoebe Monday Paranormal Cozies! paranormal cozy, paranormal cozy mystery, paranormal cozy mysteries, witch book series, witch book series fiction, witch books, witch books fiction
The Fae Queen's Saviors
Author: Tara West
Publisher: Shifting Sands Publishing
Published: 2021-12-25
Total Pages: 287
ISBN-13:
DOWNLOAD EBOOKComplete series alert! I have escaped the dragon’s den and the pit of vipers. Now I must vanquish them all. They think I’m their savior. They think I have the power to take down a sea of serpents, an army of ancient Vampyre Fae, a bloodthirsty dragon king, plus two powerful mages and their dragons. What they don’t know is that my magic has already failed me. I cannot possibly be this white witch with the power of a goddess. I have everyone fooled, even my loyal dragon defenders—three men I’d give my life for. And it may just come to that if I can’t figure out how to wield my stolen scepter before chaos descends upon Periculi. Search terms: steamy reverse harem, reverse harem romance, fantasy romance, vampire romance, dragon romance, epic fantasy romance, alpha male, mfmm romance, ff romance, mfm romance, complete series, fae romance, fast burn romance, fantasy reverse harem, dragon fantasy, new adult fantasy, new adult fantasy romance For fans of Sarah J. Maas Throne of Glass A Court of Thorns and Roses Jennifer L. Armentrout Shadow and Bone Leigh Bardugo
Buried
Author: Lizzie Strong
Publisher: NineStar Press
Published: 2021-04-26
Total Pages: 302
ISBN-13: 1648902588
DOWNLOAD EBOOKQuinn’s mistake wasn’t killing Leo Ashwood; it was bringing him back. Now in a cat and mouse game with a monster she created, Quinn learns what her powers are truly capable of. Brought together by a vision, Cecelia and Quinn are entangled in the chase for Leo Ashwood. Cecelia, a seer who is known for sticking her nose into other’s business for their better good, is now sent into a world unknown to her with no defense against the monster, her own powers, and the budding feelings for Quinn. Maggie, however, was merely at the wrong place at the wrong time and left with no other choice but to join forces. An up and coming YouTube superstar struck down by sickness, her voice is both her magical survival and death wrapped in one. These three young, untrained witches will have to lean on each other if they want to survive. Navigating the world of humans, the new reality of witches, and the horror of magic, they might just make it… if they can keep their secrets to themselves.
Carnelian Dragons Syenite: A Dragon Shifter Bodyguard Romance
Author: Starla Night
Publisher: Wendy Lynn Clark Publishing
Published: 2018-05-11
Total Pages: 118
ISBN-13: 1943110174
DOWNLOAD EBOOKEnjoy this HOT dragon shifter bodyguard romance by USA Today Bestselling paranormal romance author Starla Night! A Dragon Shifter Bodyguard Who Doesn't Know Love Ultra-professional dragon shifter Syen would of course take a bullet for his boss, Sard Carnelian. The boss gave him a second chance and new purpose on Earth, and he's never once shown disgust for Syen's plain colored scales, a fault that caused him a lot of issues before he was disowned by his aristocratic family on Draconis. So it's really surprising when, on a night out protecting his boss, he's approached by a human goddess. Even more shocking, the gorgeous woman almost seems...interested...in him? A Plus-Size Heroine Who Likes To Dance Curvy Eva is searching for her prince charming, but she knows that she's a lot. The virgin art teacher just loves applying the color wheel to her own body, even though it scares guys off, and when her blind date takes one look and ghosts her, she resigns herself to spending her birthday single. Her caring friends insist her prince is out there. He could be anyone, even the broad, dangerous-looking guy wearing sunglasses in the nightclub and staring at her like he's just seen a new star... Carnelian Dragons: Syenite is a heartfelt standalone novella in the 7 Virgin Brides for 7 Virgin Weredragon Billionaires series although all stories in this series can be read as standalone romance novels with happy endings. For fans of Hattie Jacks, Ella Blake, Krista Luna, and Alana Khan, this is a sexy romantic story with a guaranteed happily ever after. It features steamy dragon shifter love scenes and a tender romance between two lost souls who thought they'd never find someone to appreciate them. No cliffhangers, no cheating, and total dragon shifter satisfaction!
Happy Birthday I Grant Your Wish To Fart Magical Unicorn Rainbows
Author: Originalcoloringpages Publishing
Publisher:
Published: 2019-11-02
Total Pages: 124
ISBN-13: 9781704628868
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFUNNY UNICORN BIRTHDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - GREAT GIFT IDEA! Few things are better than getting a good laugh on your birthday. No matter if you are looking to get a gift for someone, or to buy a nice little surprise for yourself, this unicorn birthday notebook and journal is exactly what you need. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "You Really Are An Amazing Person and I Wish For You To Have the Best Year Ever!", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book. This way, not only is it like a birthday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a unicorn jumping out of a cake, and another unicorn on the back cover. These designs really pop out, as they are laid against a dark light sky blue diamond background with speckled stars and white font that is easy to read. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Psychoscribble
Author: Kirsten Shonle
Publisher: novum pro Verlag
Published: 2019-12-19
Total Pages: 178
ISBN-13: 1642680877
DOWNLOAD EBOOKKirsten Shonle shares her journey through life while battling Borderline Personality Disorder. Writing, especially using psychoscribble, is a tool that motivates her to fight, and she hopes that it can help others do the same.
Does It Fart?
Author: Nick Caruso
Publisher: Hachette Books
Published: 2018-04-03
Total Pages: 142
ISBN-13: 031648413X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKFrom the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Almost Everybody Farts
Author: Marty Kelley
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Published: 2020-02-28
Total Pages: 31
ISBN-13: 1454941480
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGrandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
