Horrorscopes
Horrorscopes

Author: Hyde, Stella

Publisher: Weiser Books

Published: 2014-09-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 1578635691

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Everyone knows their astrological sign, but how many of us know what monsters lurk within the zodiac? You may have your suspicions: the glowing red eyes after a night on the town, an irresistible attraction to a white neck, a few lost days every month, a feeling of supernatural superiority, but what you probably don't know is that your star sign influences your evil incarnation of choice. Let Horrorscopes explain why you are what you are, how your ruling planet forces you into evil ways, how your rising sign can mask your true monstrous reality, what you would do on a really bad day, and how you can fight your evil twin and exorcise your monster within—that is, if you really want to. Bestselling author Stella Hyde reveals the dark side of the 12 sun signs, from Aries the Fire Demon to Pisces the Sea Wolf. For each sign the Jekyll and Hyde traits are revealed along with aspects like “Your Deadliest Sin” and how your monstrous side manifests itself at work, at home and at play. Horrorscopes is something new under the astrology sun—fun and a bit scary!

Horrorscopes
Horrorscopes

Author: Lucien Edwards

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2012-08-03

Total Pages: 430

ISBN-13: 1452103275

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Discover what dark fate awaits you based on your birthday in this spooky take on horoscopes, featuring dark days, unlucky numbers, and evil omens. This book is full of eerie predictions and ominous fortunes that add a sinister twist to the typical horoscope. Those who enjoy the dark side can look up their birthday to discover the terrible fate that awaits them—from attack by hungry zombies to transformation into an ogre. With useful information including dark days, unlucky numbers, and evil omens, this chilling guide is sure to have readers looking under their beds and over their shoulders all year long.

Gemini
Gemini

Author: Maria Palmer

Publisher:

Published: 1995

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 9780749718589

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The Otio in Negotio
The Otio in Negotio

Author: E W Farnsworth

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2017-03-05

Total Pages: 346

ISBN-13: 0244003696

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In 'The Otio in Negotio', E. W. Farnsworth has brought together another lively, intelligent collection of stories, focusing on the humor, romance and oddities of exceptionally active and intelligent people in the contemporary world of business. As the title of the entire collection implies, these stories are highly allusive and full of hidden puzzles and games meant to pique the reader's attention. Names are significant. Allusions enrich the narratives. The scope of business is global, and many business plans resemble those of top startup companies in today's financial headlines. The fun in these stories is tempered by the constraints and challenges of business. Farnsworth's CEOs are human and infallible. Sometimes love finds a way, and sometimes it is cruelly eliminated from the personal equation. Where business triumphs, so does the human spirit. When satire chastens, the biters are bitten. A seasoned editor described lead story 'TwinLions' as "Breathtakingly new ... I've read nothing remotely like it."

Horrorscopes: An Astrological Almanac
Horrorscopes: An Astrological Almanac

Author: Jonathan O'Brien

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2015-10-01

Total Pages: 196

ISBN-13: 1472114582

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Good luck in the year ahead. You're all going to need it. Horrorscopes* will tell you everything you need to know about what will happen to you in the year ahead, and we can reveal now, it's not all good news. In fact, none of it is. The moral? Blame it on the planets - let's face it, Saturn's a bastard. This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek and detailed weekly guide to next year is interspersed with celebrity readings - find out what will be the hardest challenge David Cameron will face next year (hint: it involves Game of Thrones) and what embarrassing social faux pas will befall Harry Styles - and is packed full of other fun extras, including when to play and not play Monopoly (not June) and those all-important lottery numbers. There's something for member of all signs of the Zodiac and beyond in this rude, witty and bang-up-to-date handbook which is a must-read if you want to know what will happen to you in the year ahead (just don't set your expectations too high). *Disclaimer: Despite astrology being a 100% accurate science, we cannot be held responsible for any personal action or decisions made using our advice as a guide.

Pisces
Pisces

Author: Maria Palmer

Publisher:

Published: 1995

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13: 9780749718572

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The Moustache Grower's Guide
The Moustache Grower's Guide

Author: Lucien Edwards

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2011-03-25

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 1452105545

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All the info and instructions for shaving and maintaining an array of classic and modern moustache styles, plus fashion advice to complete the look. Whether it’s a Handlebar, a Fu Manchu, or a Laser Loop, this illustrated guide will help men everywhere achieve the moustache of their dreams. Included are instructions for how to grow, groom, and maintain thirty classic and modern moustaches, as well as fashion advice on how to rock each look. Outdoorsy types can go wild with the Lumberjack and some flannel, while those aspiring to steampunk style should dress up the Aeronaut with a tuxedo or nautical gear. For a dash of hipster irony, the Crustache or the Pyramid looks sharp with skinny jeans and glasses. With tons of illustrations and exclusive tips from professional competitors, The Moustache Grower’s Guide will add major style to any ‘stache. “It’s safe to say that there isn’t a more definitive tome dedicated to those who groom their whiskers. This book has a grooming solution for every lifestyle, age, and level of irony.” —Out magazine

Chasing Signs
Chasing Signs

Author: Lashondra Graves

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2014-11-12

Total Pages: 80

ISBN-13: 1312519460

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There isn't one person walking this earth that hasn't said to themselves ""that must have been a sign"" at least once in their lives. There are people who say it everyday, multiple times a day even. There are people who rely on them so much that they can't make a decision without a sign. The reality of this is most signs are nothing more than ASSUMPTIONS. You don't believe me? What about zodiac signs? How many times have you asked someone this famous question ""what's your sign?"" What about the signs that lady or man gave you that had you thinking they loved you or didn't love you? Exactly and that is what this book is about! Chasing Signs touches on the unknown reliance on signs. The book talks about different signs that are so regular in our lives that we base decision on them without even realizing it. There are 3 short stories in this book that touches on falling in love based on signs, messing up relationships based on signs and even making bad financial decisions based on signs.