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Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2010-04-01
Total Pages: 90
ISBN-13: 1402245653
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWarning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher: Orion Children's Books
Published: 2008
Total Pages: 87
ISBN-13: 9781842556634
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHorrid Henry's friends are so keen to hamper Henry's humour, after the success of their contributions to his JOLLY JOKE BOOK, that they're willing to pay Henry to include their jokes in his next book. But they don't realise that Henry has saved his best gags for this book, so their hard-earned money will be misspent when their anecdotes are overshadowed. Themed sections include Fluffy's Jokes and Greasy Greta's Greasy Jokes, as well as typically hilarious jokes from Henry in this brand new collection.
Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher: Orion Children's Books
Published: 2014-09-04
Total Pages: 117
ISBN-13: 1444015222
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLaugh your way through every day of the year with Horrid Henry as he presents 365 hilarious jokes for every possible occasion ... But is the last laugh on Henry?
Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher:
Published: 2014
Total Pages: 281
ISBN-13: 9781444011746
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe first three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S MIGHTY JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S JOLLY JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off! What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it ripens. How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the 'g'. What is Beethoven doing in his grave? De-composing!
Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher: Hachette UK
Published: 2012-03-15
Total Pages: 94
ISBN-13: 1444006940
DOWNLOAD EBOOKLaugh your head off with Horrid Henry, his family, friends and enemies as they present more hilarious, ridiculously ribtickling jokes.
Author: Voltaire Voltaire
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Published: 2016-04-02
Total Pages: 136
ISBN-13: 1681959526
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCandide by Voltaire from Coterie Classics All Coterie Classics have been formatted for ereaders and devices and include a bonus link to the free audio book. “Do you believe,' said Candide, 'that men have always massacred each other as they do to-day, that they have always been liars, cheats, traitors, ingrates, brigands, idiots, thieves, scoundrels, gluttons, drunkards, misers, envious, ambitious, bloody-minded, calumniators, debauchees, fanatics, hypocrites, and fools?' Do you believe,' said Martin, 'that hawks have always eaten pigeons when they have found them?” ― Voltaire, Candide Candide is a young man who is raised in wealth to be an optimist but when he is forced to make his own way in the world, his assumptions and outlook are challenged.
Author: Francesca Simon
Publisher:
Published: 2008-03-03
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ISBN-13: 9781407248073
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Dennis Bergkamp
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2013-09-26
Total Pages: 326
ISBN-13: 1471129543
DOWNLOAD EBOOKIn Stillness and Speed, one of football's most enigmatic stars finally opens up about his life and career, revealing the things that motivate and inspire him. Viewed by many as one of the most influential figures in Premier League history, and scorer of the goal that Arsenal fans voted the best in the club's history, Dennis Bergkamp is a true giant of the game. As a youngster, Bergkamp learned from the Dutch master Johan Cruyff. By the time the pupil was ready to graduate from Ajax and move abroad, he was ready to spread the word, but in Italy he found few willing listeners. It was only when he moved to Arsenal and linked up with Arsene Wenger that he met someone else who shared his vision for football's possibilities. Bergkamp became central to everything the club did: now he had become the teacher, their creative genius, and the one who inspired some of the wayward old guard to new heights, helping them to seven major trophies. Few footballers' books make you think anew, but in Stillness and Speed Bergkamp presents a new vision for the game and how it might be played. He was a player like no other; his story is told like no other. It is a book that will inspire football fans everywhere, whatever their allegiance.
Author: Simon Francesca
Publisher:
Published: 2012-05-17
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9781407241913
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAuthor: Jenny Nimmo
Publisher:
Published: 2002
Total Pages: 88
ISBN-13: 9780749748548
DOWNLOAD EBOOKTansy and her family move out of the city into a house in the country. Tansy didn't want to move, doesn't want to make friends with Matthew next door and is terrified of the jackdaws that roost in the roof of the new house. Whisker is a wild cat who Tansy finds in her garden, and she determines to befriend. One day, a baby jackdaw falls from its nest and has to be rescued from Whisker. Matthew takes care of Beak and feeds him cut-up worms, while Tansy watches, curious but not keen. She tries to tame Whisker, but he's not keen to leave his wild, nocturnal life. One day Matthew goes on holiday - Tansy is forced to look after Beak and gradually she overcomes her fear. She is the one who teaches Beak to fly, and dreads Matthew returning to find him gone. When Matthew returns, and Tansy tries to explain to him, Whisker appears, and Matthew is convinced he's eaten Beak. But just then, Beak flies down and lands on Tansy's head and we know she'll love birds from now on.
