All Puns Blazing

All Puns Blazing

Author: Geoff Rowe

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2021-11-04

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1473590299

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I don't like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly. Canoe? 'Pardon' is the only French word that I know. I can only apologise. From Geoff Rowe and the Leicester Comedy Festival comes this brilliant tribute to that most British of jokes, the humble pun. Including a foreword from Dr Oliver Double and a wealth of hilarious (and occasionally groan-inducing) material from some of Britain's finest stand-up comedic talent, All Puns Blazing is a fun and fitting celebration of grassroots UK comedy. Featuring puns from: El Baldiniho - Lovdev Barpaga - Zahra Barri - Adele Cliff - Tony Cowards - Henry Dawe - Pauline Eyre - Friz Frizzle - Masai Graham - Sean Hegarty - Kevin Hudson - Leo Kearse - Colin Leggo - Nigel Lovell - Iain MacDonald - Kat Molinari - Laura Monmoth - Joseph Murphy - Graham Musk - Sean Patrick - Richard Pulsford - Paul Savage - Philip Simon - Rob Thomas - Andrew Tymms - Stevie Vegas - Chris Norton Walker - Darren Walsh - Richard Woolford - Jenan Younis


Hippo Pottymouth

Hippo Pottymouth

Author: Ken Lefkowitz

Publisher: Mascot Books

Published: 2016-12-06

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781631778926

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Who is Hippo Pottymouth? Hippi just moved from the city to the country and learns that pottymouth words aren't acceptable there. Join Hippi on fun-filled and exciting adventures as she meets a new friend and discovers that she needs to control her bad habit.


Hot Hippo

Hot Hippo

Author: Mwenye Hadithi

Publisher:

Published: 1999-01

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9780340739778

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Tells how the Hippo came to live in the river instead of dry land.


Good Girls Finish Last

Good Girls Finish Last

Author: Sarah Parvis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2004-09

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 9780740747182

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Treasury of remarks on bad behaviour from some of the sharpest, funniest women.


Best Nerds Forever

Best Nerds Forever

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: jimmy patterson

Published: 2021-05-03

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 0316500666

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When a lifelong friendship just isn't long enough, two friends connect from beyond the grave in this heartwarming ghost story from a New York Times bestselling author. One minute, Finn was biking home from school, and the next, he was run off the road by a maniac in a big van. Now, he's a ghost. He can do lots of fun things, like try every ice cream flavor in the store, sneak up on people, and play as many video games as he wants. Finn even has a new ghost friend, Isabella, to show him the ropes. But he also has a lot of BIG questions, like: who wanted him dead? And can he stop the maniac from striking again? Packed with hilarious moments, epic friendships, and fun art, Best Nerds Forever celebrates the nerd in each of us and the joy of living life to its fullest.


There's No Place Like Hell

There's No Place Like Hell

Author: Janis Hill

Publisher: Hague Publishing

Published: 2018-05-25

Total Pages: 387

ISBN-13: 0648050335

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Stephanie Anders, Protector of Souls, has met her hardest task yet: Saving the soul of the man who ruined her life and caused the end of her marriage. Simon was her ex-husbands best friend and her worst enemy; he made her life a living hell. However, Simon has accidentally sold his soul and needs her to get it back. And he is now literally sending her to hell to get it. Stephanie must journey there to find his soul, all the while fending off reapers, dealing with demons and possessing souls — to protect them. Can she not only get to hell and rescue Simon’s soul, but then get out again before she becomes a demon?


The Art of Being Emily

The Art of Being Emily

Author: Katie Macalister

Publisher: Keeper Shelf Books

Published: 2016-08-06

Total Pages: 554

ISBN-13: 099777312X

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This collection of three previously published books contains the full text of THE YEAR MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE LOO, THEY WEAR WHAT UNDER THEIR KILTS? and WHAT'S FRENCH FOR "EW!"? THE YEAR MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE LOO When sixteen-year-old Emily’s family uproots her from Seattle to England right before her junior year, she has to adjust to a whole new lingo, new friends, and a serious lack of malls. Luckily, hunkalicious British boys do exist! THEY WEAR WHAT UNDER THEIR KILTS? Emily spends her month of work experience on a Scottish sheep farm, complete with wild sheep, her best friend Holly , and Ruaraidh the shepherd, AKA the Scottish God of Love who just happens to have eleven fingers. Kilt-watching, disastrous castle tours, graffiti spray-painted sheep, and tanning lotions gone horribly awry—it’s just another month in the life of Emily. WHAT'S FRENCH FOR "EW!"? Spring break arrives, and Emily is in Paris to learn French. With her trusty friend Holly at her side, an anti-pregnancy doll named Jack, and snogariffic boyfriend Devon arriving for a visit, Emily's habit of getting into the most hilarious situations ever results in her storming more than just the Bastille. Will Paris survive her visit?


Flemish Giant Rabbit

Flemish Giant Rabbit

Author: Leon Gray

Publisher: Bearport Publishing

Published: 2013-01-01

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1617727296

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Introduces the Flemish giant rebbit, a domestic rabbit now kept primarily as a pet, describing its physical characteristics, care, and life cycle.


Don't Try This at Home

Don't Try This at Home

Author: Dave Navarro

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2012-10-09

Total Pages: 376

ISBN-13: 006204527X

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Step into the booth. Check your judgments at the curtain. Close your eyes. Listen: you can hear the voices of the visitors who sat here before you: some of the most twisted, drug-addled, deviant, lonely, lost, brilliant characters ever to be caught on film. What do you have to offer the booth?


Secrets of the Baby Whisperer

Secrets of the Baby Whisperer

Author: Tracy Hogg

Publisher: Ballantine Books

Published: 2001-06-01

Total Pages: 357

ISBN-13: 0345449258

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“TRACY HOGG HAS GIVEN PARENTS A GREAT GIFT–the ability to develop early insight into their child’s temperament.” –Los Angeles Family When Tracy Hogg’s Secrets of the Baby Whisperer was first published, it soared onto bestseller lists across the country. Parents everywhere became “whisperers” to their newborns, amazed that they could actually communicate with their baby within weeks of their child’s birth. Tracy gave parents what for some amounted to a miracle: the ability to understand their baby’s every coo and cry so that they could tell immediately if the baby was hungry, tired, in real distress, or just in need of a little TLC. Tracy also dispelled the insidious myth that parents must go sleepless for the first year of a baby’s life–because a happy baby sleeps through the night. Now you too can benefit from Tracy’s more than twenty years’ experience. In this groundbreaking book, she shares simple, accessible programs in which you will learn: • E.A.S.Y.–how to get baby to eat, play, and sleep on a schedule that will make every member of the household’s life easier and happier. • S.L.O.W.–how to interpret what your baby is trying to tell you (so you don’t try to feed him when he really wants a nap). • How to identify which type of baby yours is–Angel, Textbook, Touchy, Spirited, or Grumpy–and then learn the best way to interact with that type. • Tracy’s Three Day Magic–how to change any and all bad habits (yours and the baby’s) in just three days. At the heart of Tracy’s simple but profound message: treat the baby as you would like to be treated yourself. Reassuring, down-to-earth, and often flying in the face of conventional wisdom, Secrets of the Baby Whisperer promises parents not only a healthier, happier baby but a more relaxed and happy household as well.