Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-02-10

Total Pages: 197

ISBN-13: 1629149853

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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.


The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes

The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

Published: 2011-05-10

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1616082542

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The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...


Lawyers Joke Book

Lawyers Joke Book

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-18

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13:

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Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!


Lawyer Jokes Book

Lawyer Jokes Book

Author: Juicy Quotes

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-29

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 9781652833048

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In this Lawyers Jokes Book you will find over 20 pages of funny lawyer jokes as well as over 50 more pages of jokes about other professions including jokes and puns about army, customer service, call centers, dentists, doctors, firemen, teachers and the navy. So there are lots of funny jokes and puns about lots of different professions including lots of lawyer jokes. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs from this joke book today!


Lowering the Bar

Lowering the Bar

Author: Marc Galanter

Publisher: Univ of Wisconsin Press

Published: 2006-08-08

Total Pages: 452

ISBN-13: 9780299213541

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What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.


101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers

101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers

Author: Elias Hill

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-09-24

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781977556295

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Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!


How to Tell a Joke

How to Tell a Joke

Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero

Publisher: Princeton University Press

Published: 2021-03-30

Total Pages: 326

ISBN-13: 0691211078

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Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.


Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Author: Sterling Publishing Company

Publisher: Sterling

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781402709609

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"Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.


Law and Disorder: Absurdly Funny Moments from the Courts

Law and Disorder: Absurdly Funny Moments from the Courts

Author: Charles M. Sevilla

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2014-08-04

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 0393349543

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More hilarious, unbelievable-but-true stories from our nation’s courts, from the author of Disorder in the Court and Disorderly Conduct. Charles M. Sevilla finds comic gems in court transcripts—and now brings readers a delightful, all-new collection. Starting with a chapter on the defendants (one of whom, when asked his marital status, replies after a long pause, "Adequate") and following with sections on lawyers, experts, witnesses, evidence, and even one called "Malaprops" (DA: The status of the boat has no relevance to this case at all. This is a total fishing expedition). Stories from Sevilla's previous books have become viral Internet sensations, priming readers for more legal disorder, such as: Clerk: Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to given in the cause now pending before this court shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Witness: Yes, I swear. I’ll say anything but the truth, nothing but the truth.


The New Yorker Book of Lawyer Cartoons

The New Yorker Book of Lawyer Cartoons

Author: The New Yorker

Publisher: Knopf

Published: 1993-11-30

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 0679430687

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Critically acclaimed cartoonists including Addams, Steig, Arno, Shanahan, and Leo Cullum take pot shots at the legal profession in a collection of eighty-five cartoons from the pages of The New Yorker.