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Author: Gavin Edwards
Publisher: Touchstone
Published: 1996
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780684825090
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Author: Gavin Edwards
Publisher: Touchstone
Published: 1996
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780684825090
DOWNLOAD EBOOKAnd More Misheard Lyrics.
Author: Lisette Scholl
Publisher: Citadel Press
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 276
ISBN-13: 9780806520599
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA proven holistic approach for perfect vision. Practicing certified hypnotherapist and yoga instructor, Lisette Scholl offers a long-forgotten method of healing visual dysfunctions invented by turn-of-the-century New York opthamologist Dr. William H. Bates. Illustrated throughout.
Author: Chris Offutt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2017-04-11
Total Pages: 272
ISBN-13: 1501112473
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA memoir in which "writer Chris Offutt struggles to understand his recently deceased father based on his reading of the 400-plus novels [Andrew Offutt]--a well-known writer of pornography in the 1970s and 80s--left him in his will"--Publisher marketing.
Author: Christie Ridgway
Publisher: Harlequin
Published: 2014-05-01
Total Pages: 171
ISBN-13: 1460375246
DOWNLOAD EBOOKALWAYS MINE (originally published as Runaway Bride Returns) Spontaneously marrying firefighter Owen Marston, a man she'd known for only three days, was definitely one of the most questionable things Isabella Cavaletti had ever done. But she can’t seem to stay away when Owen winds up injured and in need of a little TLC, something Izzy is more than happy to provide for her scorching hot new husband…
Author: Danny Wallace
Publisher: Little, Brown
Published: 2009-09-02
Total Pages: 339
ISBN-13: 031608199X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKDanny Wallace has friends. He has a wife and goes to brunch, and his new house has a couch with throw pillows. But as he nears 30, he can't help wondering about his best childhood friends, whose names he finds in a long-forgotten address book. Where are they now-and where, really, is he? Acting on an impulse we've all had at least once, he travels from London to Berlin, Tokyo, Australia, and California, risking rejection and ridicule to show up on his old pals' doorsteps. Memories of his 1980s childhood-from Michael Jackson to Ghostbusters-overwhelm him as he meets former buddies who have blossomed into rappers and ninjas, time-traveling pioneers, mediocre restaurant managers, and even Fijian royalty. Danny's attempt to re-befriend them all gives remarkable new resonance to the age-old mantra, "friends forever!"
Author: Jeffery Renard Allen
Publisher: Graywolf Press
Published: 2015-10-20
Total Pages: 708
ISBN-13: 1555979122
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Will put Allen in the company of writers such as James Joyce, August Wilson, and Ralph Ellison." —The Philadelphia Inquirer When it was first published fifteen years ago, Jeffery Renard Allen's debut novel, Rails Under My Back, earned its author comparisons to some of the giants of twentieth-century modernism. The publication of Allen's equally ambitious second novel, Song of the Shank, cemented those lofty claims. Now, the book that established his reputation is being restored to print in its first Graywolf Press edition. Together, the two novels stand as significant achievements of twenty-first-century literature. Rails Under My Back is an epic that tracks the interwoven lives of two brothers, Lucius and John Jones, who are married to two sisters, Gracie and Sheila McShan. For them, their parents, and their children, life is always full of departures; someone is always fleeing town and leaving the remaining family to suffer the often dramatic, sometimes tragic consequences. The multiple effects of the comings and goings are devastating: These are the almost mythic expression of the African American experience in the half century that followed the Second World War. The story ranges, as the characters do, from the city, which is somewhat like both New York and Chicago, to Memphis, to the West, and to many "inner" and "outer" locales. Rails Under My Back is a multifaceted, brilliantly colored, intensely musical novel that pulses with urgency and originality.
Author: Gavin Edwards
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 1995-04-13
Total Pages: 196
ISBN-13: 0671501283
DOWNLOAD EBOOKCollection of misheard lyrics of pop songs - and the correct versions.
Author: Lewis Korn
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: 2007-03-22
Total Pages: 112
ISBN-13: 1458389545
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSex, Violence and the Blue Plate Special. These things and more collide when two lovers on the run, Veronica and Ivan, stop off for a rest at an all-night diner while hoping to elude their pursuers...but who, or what, is doing the pursuing?
Author: Charles Grosvenor, Jr.
Publisher:
Published: 2007
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781570615337
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWe've all done it -- misheard a song lyric and sung along with the wrong words for months or years before being corrected. Whether you heard "Even if you're Ted Danson in the dark," instead of "Even if we're just dancin' in the dark," or confused "Jamie's out of gum" with "Janie's got a gun," this book is an ode to faulty hearing and mumbled lyrics everywhere. The artists presented here vary from pop idols Britney Spears, Billy Joel, and the Backstreet Boys to hard rockers like Def Leppard to urban groups such as Destiny's Child and Black Eyed Peas. Including parodies, fantasy duets, potential commercial soundtracks, and humorous tidbits, this book is perfect for both trivia lovers and those in search of a laugh.
Author: Nick De La Pena
Publisher: Xulon Press
Published: 2008-12
Total Pages: 346
ISBN-13: 1607911833
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSuppose you woke up one day to learn that the worship of your god was anti American; the adherence to your religion was a threat to world security and your morals were archaic and divisive? In exchange the government would provide you a new god, (self) a new religion, (Islam) and a new set of morals (tolerance of all beliefs, vices and perversions). How would you take this news? How would you respond? Would you be angry? Would you be ecstatic? Would you want to strike out and fight for your rights or would you just sell out and enjoy the ride? Our journey takes us through this house of mirrors and we learn first hand how dangerous and destructive the aforementioned world becomes. We see how an average American Joe (James White heart Valdez, "the Contagion") treads through the swamplands of the "New America" in search of the world he once held dear only to find himself public enemy number one. Fortunately he isn't alone and countless rise up in allegiance to war against the dragon of the new world order. Compliance is not in the mix. Assimilation is not part of their vocabulary and truth; the black and white version found only in the sacred pages of the forbidden Bible is forged in their hearts and minds and is the impetus that drives them to shed light in the catacombs of a once flourishing dream called America.