Helen's Shit List
Helen's Shit List

Author: Helen Name Notebooks

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-04-12

Total Pages: 122

ISBN-13: 9781093664447

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The Helen's Shit List lined notebook is a hilarious notepad for women named Helen who enjoy a bit of sarcastic, snarky humor. A great notebook to take to the office to use in meetings or at your desk to give employees and coworkers a good laugh when they see you writing in it. White letters on a black background make this design simple but bold. The journal measures 6 x 9 inches in size with 120 pages for taking notes in class or meetings, journaling, keeping a diary, writing down dreams and ideas, doodling, and so much more! This book makes an affordable birthday gift or Mother's Day gift for moms named Helen, Christmas present, secret Santa, graduation gift, white elephant present, stocking stuffer, Valentine's Day gift, office gift or gag gift for mom, daughter, wife, girlfriend, sister, best friend, stepmom, stepdaughter, grandma, coworker, boss and anyone in your life named Helen! It makes a great gift under 10 dollars for for anyone on your holiday gift list. It's a great size for carrying in bags, purses and backpacks. It has book industry perfect binding, a glossy cover, and white pages that are great for pencil or ink drawings.

Desperado
Desperado

Author: Sandra Hill

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2015-04-28

Total Pages: 324

ISBN-13: 0062304739

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Major Helen Prescott always played by the rules. That's why Rafe Santiago nicknamed her "Prissy" at the military academy years before. But it wasn't just Rafe's teasing that got under her skin. His irresistible good looks made Helen lose control on one unforgettable night. So when a stint in the National Guard brings Rafe under her command, she not only lays down the law with him, but swears to herself she'll resist him. When a routine skydive goes horribly wrong, all bets are off as they find themselves parachuting back in time to the 1850 California Gold Rush. Mistaken for a notorious bandit and his infamously sensuous mistress, Rafe and Helen are now on the wrong side of the law. As they try to stay one step ahead of the authorities, they surrender to temptation. But will their desire be strong enough to keep them together if they ever find their way back to the present . . . ?

The Loony Bin Blues
The Loony Bin Blues

Author: Greg Johnson

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2011-02-24

Total Pages: 273

ISBN-13: 1450293808

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Things havent been going well at Riverside Adolescent Psychiatric Center, and theyre about to get worse. When Norman Chase opened a treatment center for troubled teens and started billing insurance companies for pills and talk, he was convinced hed found the perfect business. His little hospital was spitting out cash like a giant ATM, transforming Norman from a down-on-his-luck drug rep to a multimillionaire CEO in a Ferrari. There were only two problems: his patients and his staff . When their parents failings deliver Chris Dewberry, Russell Moss and Sierra McGuire to the center, the three teenagers hatch a plot to relieve Norman of some of his wealth. With the click of a camera shutter they put their plan in motion and take off with $200,000 of his money, with hilariously unpredictable results. Set in Richmond and Williamsburg, Virginia, and on Ocracoke Island, North Carolina, The Loony Bin Blues is the story of a crime gone wrong that turns out to be just the therapy its young perpetrators and their victim need.

The Getaway
The Getaway

Author: Emily March

Publisher: Forever

Published: 2022-09-06

Total Pages: 380

ISBN-13: 153870739X

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"Feel good fiction [is] at its finest" (Susan Wiggs) in this New York Times bestselling author's new series, where after years of putting her family first, Genevieve Prentice is making a fresh start—but it’s never easy to leave the past behind. Widowed young, Genevieve Prentice dedicated her life to raising her four children. Now, though, they’re all grown and scattered to the wind, and Genevieve is ready for a change. In a flash of inspiration, she puts her home on the market and heads to Lake in the Clouds, Colorado, to renovate a rustic waterfront lodge with her sister. But just as they begin, Genevieve gets the shock of a lifetime: the arrival of her son. Jake Prentice built a career out of being dependable, one that left him perennially stressed and overworked. Finally heeding his mother’s words of wisdom, he’s quit his job and is ready to find out what truly makes him happy. And now, as he stands surrounded by open sky and fresh, pine-scented air, he’s got no regrets . . . until former colleague Tess Crenshaw appears at the lake, forcing him to reassess what—and who—he really wants. As they work together to renovate the lodge, Genevieve and Jake embark on a heartfelt and inspiring journey to learn about themselves, each other, and the true meaning of family.

Helen SHIT LIST
Helen SHIT LIST

Author: Larry publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2020-08-11

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13:

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Are you tired of having to write down all your ideas, characters on random papers and then not finding out where they are? This 120 pages notebook/journal will make a great accessory for you to take notes, write down ideas It makes a great back to school, Christmas Gift or holidays, birthdays, Thanksgiving, valtines, graduation, beginning of the school year gift for men, women, girls, boys for a motivational and inspirational boost. This journal is great for taking notes, jotting lists, doodling, brainstorming, prayer, gratitude, meditation and mindfulness journaling. A lined personal writing notebook to write down ideas, goals, notes or new habits! personalized with your first name on the cover to show everyone that your are a creative writer and to inspire your personal success! * Size: "6x9" inch * Paper: Journal-ruled on white paper * Pages: 120 pages * Cover: Soft, matte cover * Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils * Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college * Write down your brilliant ideas before you forget them wherever you are * Make a great Christmas, birthday, graduation, or beginning of the school year gift for men and women and even teens who are awesome ... This is a great journal, lined, ruled notebook It can be used as a compositing notebook and even sketching Nice paperback gift for men and women for occasions. For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need.Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you, or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Awesome Notebooks carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options.

When You Are Engulfed in Flames
When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Author: David Sedaris

Publisher: Little, Brown

Published: 2008-06-03

Total Pages: 247

ISBN-13: 0316032514

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"David Sedaris's ability to transform the mortification of everyday life into wildly entertaining art," (The Christian Science Monitor) is elevated to wilder and more entertaining heights than ever in this remarkable new book. Trying to make coffee when the water is shut off, David considers using the water in a vase of flowers and his chain of associations takes him from the French countryside to a hilariously uncomfortable memory of buying drugs in a mobile home in rural North Carolina. In essay after essay, Sedaris proceeds from bizarre conundrums of daily life-having a lozenge fall from your mouth into the lap of a fellow passenger on a plane or armoring the windows with LP covers to protect the house from neurotic songbirds-to the most deeply resonant human truths. Culminating in a brilliant account of his venture to Tokyo in order to quit smoking, David Sedaris's sixth essay collection is a new masterpiece of comic writing from "a writer worth treasuring" (Seattle Times). Praise for When You Are Engulfed in Flames: "Older, wiser, smarter and meaner, Sedaris...defies the odds once again by delivering an intelligent take on the banalities of an absurd life." --Kirkus Reviews This latest collection proves that not only does Sedaris still have it, but he's also getting better....Sedaris's best stuff will still--after all this time--move, surprise, and entertain." --Booklist Table of Contents: It's Catching Keeping Up The Understudy This Old House Buddy, Can You Spare a Tie? Road Trips What I Learned That's Amore The Monster Mash In the Waiting Room Solutions to Saturday's Puzzle Adult Figures Charging Toward a Concrete Toadstool Memento Mori All the Beauty You Will Ever Need Town and Country Aerial The Man in the Hut Of Mice and Men April in Paris Crybaby Old Faithful The Smoking Section

Beat the Band
Beat the Band

Author: Don Calame

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Published: 2010

Total Pages: 398

ISBN-13: 0763646334

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Paired with the infamous "Hot Dog" Helen for a health class presentation on safe sex, tenth-grader Coop tries to salvage his social status by entering his musically challenged rock group in the "Battle of the Bands" competition.

Helen : Helen's Shit LIST. Unique Personalized Journal Gift for Helen - Journal with Beautiful Colors, 120 Page, Thoughtful Cool Present for Helen ( Helen Notebook)
Helen : Helen's Shit LIST. Unique Personalized Journal Gift for Helen - Journal with Beautiful Colors, 120 Page, Thoughtful Cool Present for Helen ( Helen Notebook)

Author: Helen Personalized Journal Pub

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-02

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 9781654578862

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Creative Journal / Notebook for Helen UNDER 10 DOLLARS ! Just $7.99 for a limited time. Hurry and order now before this offer disappears! Creative notebook / journal simple beautiful and professionally designed with customized female name ( Helen ) and quote : ' Helen's shit list' , with beautiful Black and white colors design combination. All the elements in this journal / notebook are customized handmade.This will be another perfect gift for you , your brother , relatives , coworker , friends ( Helen ) or all your loved ones for all time. You can have it use as a notebook, journal or composition book that be the source of the creativity and encourage thinking out of the box Under 10 Dollars. Forget the boring thank you car and gift them this unique journal that they can use and always remember you by. Features Creative Helen gift idea 120 blank lined white pages (60 sheets) 6"x9" notebook, perfect size for your desk, backpack, school, home or work Perfect sturdy matte soft cover It can be used to write notes, diary, planner, and journal A cool Helen notebook that is awesome Gift Idea for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Graduation or any other present giving occasion

Tenure
Tenure

Author: Richard Levine

Publisher: Sunstone Press

Published: 2003-07

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 0865343519

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Student protests, rape, sexual proclivities, and faddish disciplines swirl and twist in the background as Billy Mann and Abraham Smith, two young professors, are caught in the critical battles of campus life in this novel that can best be described as a combination of Tom Wolfe and a contemporary Jane Austen.

Bellydancer
Bellydancer

Author: Sky Lee

Publisher: Global Professional Publishi

Published: 1994

Total Pages: 234

ISBN-13: 9780889740396

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"Lee has an eye for beautifully dissonant images and a penchant for dark humour." -Quill & Quire