"Have You Heard the One About..."

Author: Nelson Onit Vazqueztell

Publisher: Author House

Published: 2005-01-18

Total Pages: 544

ISBN-13: 1463477708

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A poet who has everyone smiling should write more than just poetry. And so, in order to keep everyone in stitches, he wrote a joke book with a thousand and one laughs! Unlike Vazqueztells previous books, TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL and THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here, which are filled with mostly poetry, the author wanted to collect and share all of his favorite jokes from all categories and place them under one cover. No matter what the subject, he has covered it and although most of the great joke tellers will know a good amount of them, there will be enough to still shock and crack up even the most knowledgeable of joke tellers. This will most definitely be yet another favorite amongst his fans or just the perfect addition to any other collection of joke books. From the doings of Little Halis, who is full of malice, to the misadventures in religion, HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT will keep you and your friends in stitches.This is the perfect book to take anywhere to break the ice at parties or bars.No matter what the situation, there will be a joke that you can share with just about anyone.And as is that wasnt enough, then theres a second bonus chapter of poetry that continues where his previous comic poetry left off.Everything from the return of fan favorites Nels Vulger, Lana Dully and Don Tortelli to another set of dating mishaps are offered in this fantastically verbally illustrated book.In HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT you will find the best of his cynic humor, darc thoughts and absolutely the best collection of jokes you will ever read! And as if that wasnt enough, Vazqueztell. And to top put a cherry on top of that whole sundae of comedy, Vazqueztell also added a second bonus chapter of the best literal finds of the internet.The Vorld Vide Veb is an incredible collection of bumper stickers, sayings, pick up lines, zany lists and much, much more that will have you bursting into laughter!


Have You Heard the One About . . .

Have You Heard the One About . . .

Author: Justin Sedgwick

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-09-12

Total Pages: 446

ISBN-13: 1510729267

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Having trouble finding things to talk about with people? Feeling awkward amidst a tense moment or gap in conversation? Do you need some comic relief? Good news: Your arduous search for the holy giggle ends with this book. Have You Heard the One About . . . includes over 480 pages of gut-busting jokes and amusing anecdotes that readers can memorize and add to their conversational repertoire. These jokes, with their charming wit and large variety of subject matter, are sure to get a chuckle from even the most miserable human-beings! So grab a copy with Have You Heard the One About . . . , it’s the perfect humor reference to study before any party or occasion, or when you feel the need for a good hoot or a ha-ha. Start filling the room with laughter today.


Have You Heard the One About... Religion

Have You Heard the One About... Religion

Author: Lucy Blackman

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2011-08-09

Total Pages: 118

ISBN-13: 146203344X

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Laughter is the best medicine. This is the third book in te series,"Have you heard the one about....." The first two books are .....Age and ....Women. These jokes have been aquired thru the years.


Have You Heard The One About....Women

Have You Heard The One About....Women

Author: Lucy Blackman

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2009-02

Total Pages: 62

ISBN-13: 1440101825

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If you enjoyed the first book about aging here's another for you to laugh with. This is the second book in my series "Have You Heard The One About . . .One to make you laugh. "My mother is a travel agent for s guilt trip."


I Said This, You Heard That

I Said This, You Heard That

Author: Kathleen Edelman

Publisher:

Published: 2023-10-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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If you've ever said the wrong thing - or said the right thing the wrong way - you know how quickly your moth can make a big mess. But it doesn't have to be that way. After taking the assessment, you will learn a framework that will instantly improve your communication.


Have You Heard the Nesting Bird?

Have You Heard the Nesting Bird?

Author: Rita Gray

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 37

ISBN-13: 054410580X

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In this nonfiction picture book for young readers, we learn just why the mother nesting bird stays quiet and still while sitting on her eggs. Shh. . . .


Stop Me If You've Heard This: A History and Philosophy of Jokes

Stop Me If You've Heard This: A History and Philosophy of Jokes

Author: Jim Holt

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2008-07-17

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 0393069443

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“Finally I understand what it is I’ve been laughing at all these years.”—Jimmy Kimmel From the best-selling author of Why Does the World Exist? comes this outrageous, uproarious compendium of absurdity, filth, racy paradox, and gratuitous offensiveness—just the kind of mature philosophical reflection readers have come to expect from the ever-entertaining Jim Holt. Indeed, Stop Me If You’ve Heard This is the first book to trace the evolution of the joke all the way from the standup comics of ancient Athens to the comedy-club Seinfelds of today. After exploring humor’s history in Part One, Holt delves into philosophy in Part Two: Wall Street jokes; jokes about rednecks and atheists, bulimics and politicians; jokes you missed if you didn’t go to a Catholic girls’ school; jokes about logic and existence itself . . . all became fodder for the grand theories of Aristotle, Kant, Freud, and Wittgenstein in this heady mix of the high and low, of the ribald and profound, from America’s most beloved philosophical pundit.


What You Have Heard is True

What You Have Heard is True

Author: Carolyn Forché

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 402

ISBN-13: 0525560378

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Describes the author's deep friendship with a mysterious intellectual who introduced her to the culture and people of El Salvador in the 1970s, a tumultuous period in the country's history, inspiring her work as an unlikely activist.


Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever

Author: Isabel Yap

Publisher: Small Beer Press

Published: 2021-02-23

Total Pages: 211

ISBN-13: 1618731831

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"Explore a world where the supernatural is an accepted element of everyday life and the horror is mined from the realities of existing." — New York Public Library Best Books of the Year World Fantasy Award finalist British Fantasy Award finalist Ladies of Horror Fiction Award winner Crawford Award shortlist “Am I dead?” Mebuyen sighs. She was hoping the girl would not ask. Spells and stories, urban legends and immigrant tales: the magic in Isabel Yap’s debut collection jumps right off the page, from the friendship and fear building in “A Canticle for Lost Girls” to the joy in “A Spell for Foolish Hearts” to the terrifying tension of the urban legend “Have You Heard the One About Anamaria Marquez.”


The Everything Big Book of Jokes

The Everything Big Book of Jokes

Author: Evan C Thomas

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-07-11

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 1440576971

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Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!