Happy Fucking 65th Birthday Bitch

Happy Fucking 65th Birthday Bitch

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781077483378

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Happy Fucking 65th Birthday: Sweet and Sassy Happy Birthday Book to Use as a Journal Or Notebook. Better Than a Birthday Card!

Happy Fucking 65th Birthday: Sweet and Sassy Happy Birthday Book to Use as a Journal Or Notebook. Better Than a Birthday Card!

Author: Level Up Designs

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-01-25

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781795087599

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Happy Fucking 65th Birthday

Happy Fucking 65th Birthday

Author: Level Up Designs

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-02-04

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781795850902

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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!


Happy Fucking 65th Birthday

Happy Fucking 65th Birthday

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07-09

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9781079385854

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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This large print address book is the perfect birthday gift! Anyone wanting an easy to use address book with larger text and a larger book format will find getting themselves organized a breeze. It features space to list 436 contacts including: Name Address Cell Phone Home Phone Work Phone Email Address Other features include: An emergency contacts page in the front of the book for easy access including 911. Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write. A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found. A beautiful, professionally designed cover that lets you express your individuality. Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs birthday books" on Amazon and check out some of our other birthday books such as: Large Print Password Organizers Journals, Diaries, and Notebooks Sketchbooks and much more


Happy Fucking 65th Birthday

Happy Fucking 65th Birthday

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-06-11

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9781073383641

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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This large print address book is the perfect birthday gift! Anyone wanting an easy to use address book with larger text and a larger book format will find getting themselves organized a breeze. It features space to list 436 contacts including: Name Address Cell Phone Home Phone Work Phone Email Address Other features include: An emergency contacts page in the front of the book for easy access including 911. Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write. A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found. A beautiful, professionally designed cover that lets you express your individuality. Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs birthday books" on Amazon and check out some of our other birthday books such as: Large Print Password Organizers Journals, Diaries, and Notebooks Sketchbooks and much more


Happy Fucking 65th Birthday Bitch

Happy Fucking 65th Birthday Bitch

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-07-04

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 9781077947269

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Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This large print address book is the perfect birthday gift! Anyone wanting an easy to use address book with larger text and a larger book format will find getting themselves organized a breeze. It features space to list 436 contacts including: Name Address Cell Phone Home Phone Work Phone Email Address Other features include: An emergency contacts page in the front of the book for easy access including 911. Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write. A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found. A beautiful, professionally designed cover that lets you express your individuality. Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs birthday books" on Amazon and check out some of our other birthday books such as: Large Print Password Organizers Journals, Diaries, and Notebooks Sketchbooks and much more


It's My F---ing Birthday

It's My F---ing Birthday

Author: Merrill Markoe

Publisher: Villard

Published: 2007-12-18

Total Pages: 226

ISBN-13: 0307415724

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“In the coming year,” she said, hoisting her blindingly clean and gleaming glass into the air, “may half of all your dreams come true.” “Mom,” I said to her, “isn’t that kind of pathetic?” “Well, it’s realistic.” It’s her thirty-sixth birthday, and she really thought things would be different this year—that she’d have figured out men and how to get along with her narcissistic parents enough to survive a birthday celebration. But nothing’s changed. Her disappointing day is capped off by the delivery of a huge bouquet of flowers from Carl, with whom she has recently, and bitterly, split. A gesture of reconciliation? Of passive aggression? She’s too unhinged to tell. It’s My F---ing Birthday unfolds in seven state-of-my-life addresses this hapless high school art teacher writes to herself on consecutive birthdays, as she is determined to break the patterns of behavior that are keeping her down. Her objective: to avoid making the same mistakes over and over and start making some new ones. Through seven outrageously funny years of needling parents, self-absorbed boyfriends, riots, O.J., and Monica—and bigger and bigger bouquets from Carl—she navigates a circuitous (and ultimately successful) route to happiness in a world where everything seems to conspire to the contrary. What I Learned This Year That I Need to Remember 1. No more taking the bait from Mom. Even if the fight becomes about not taking the bait. 2. No more dwelling in the past. 3. Try much harder to continue being a vegetarian. This will limit the restaurants the folks can take me to. 4. No more trying to decode the flowers from Carl. If he sends them again, just think of them as a fun, free thing, like a little sample box of cereal or detergent that suddenly appears in the mailbox. 5. Don’t make a big deal out of the fact that there were no guys this year. Perhaps that’s a better thing than continuing to get involved with guys who exhibit behavior from the beginning that indicates the whole thing is completely hopeless. So try to remember the above as a coping strategy when I am so crazed with horniness that I want to throw myself off a building. 6. No more mumbo jumbo. This means no more calling 900 astrology numbers listed at the end of horoscopes in women’s magazines to find out my love forecast. And no more going to psychics, no matter how dicey things get.


The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

Author: Mark Manson

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 2016-09-13

Total Pages: 197

ISBN-13: 006245773X

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#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.


Subversive Cross Stitch

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author: Julie Jackson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2006-04-13

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9780811853477

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Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.


Oh Fuck - Not Another Birthday

Oh Fuck - Not Another Birthday

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2020-07-07

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781787832664

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Don't mention the B word... Another year, another birthday - time has flown and, yet again, the big day is rolling round. But don't panic! This plucky little book is here to help you through, with wit, wisdom and a healthy dose of irreverence.