Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch: Better Than a Birthday Card! Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag

Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch: Better Than a Birthday Card! Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag

Author: Level Up Designs

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-01-22

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781794624238

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Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch

Happy Fucking 30th Birthday Bitch

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher:

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781077466951

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The Close-Up

The Close-Up

Author: Pip Drysdale

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2024-12-03

Total Pages: 352

ISBN-13: 1668037920

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A struggling author discovers the dark side of fame when a stalker begins reenacting violent events from her thriller in this electrifying and twisty new novel. When Zoe Ann Weiss moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming a writer, her whole future is wide open. But then Zach, the bartender and aspiring actor she’s falling for, ghosts her. Her debut novel, a thriller, fails. And she has writer’s block worse than ever before. Now, three years later, Zach is famous and Zoe is...not. She’s facing her thirtieth birthday, a dead-end job at a flower shop, and a demanding agent, terrified she’ll never get her life back on track. But when she goes to make a flower delivery and Zach is at the address, it’s like no time has passed at all. They start casually dating in secret, her writer’s block disappears, and Zoe begins to wonder: Zach inspired her first novel, so why can’t he inspire her second? But then the inevitable happens and photos are leaked, landing Zoe in the press. Her first novel goes viral, and now everyone seems to know her name. Except the problem with everyone knowing your name is that everyone knows your name—including the mysterious stalker obsessed with Zach. A stalker who begins reenacting violent events from Zoe’s book, step by step, against her...


Subversive Cross Stitch

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author: Julie Jackson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2006-04-13

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9780811853477

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Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.


30 Shades Of Blue...

30 Shades Of Blue...

Author: Celisse "LadiBlue" Sims

Publisher: Celisse Sims

Published: 2014-11-17

Total Pages: 240

ISBN-13: 0692363122

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In every hood there is, always ghetto superstars. Meet Candis, Nia, and Eva three divas from the hood of Miami, Florida. Candis (Candy), the hood chocolate Barbie, ex-stripper, video model every man’s and woman’s fantasy. Candy’s rule is Money over Everything and she doesn't care where, or who it comes from. Nia, every man’s perfect wife, smart, sexy and always a lady. C.E.O of one of Miami’s newest modeling agencies. Nia, the friend every female should have, loyal, and voice of reason. Eva, youngest member of the crew, pretty young and naïve, who’s trying to find herself and the one thing she never had a family. On the outside they have it all, money, bodies, and men which will give them the world. But even divas, has secrets and between the three, the secrets they hold can get them killed. But by sticking together having each other back they’re some bad bitches. But, it comes a point when every hood diva out grows the hood, and want the happily ever after. When one of the divas is taken by surprise when she falls in love again, only to have her heart broken again, as she turns back to her hood ways causing her to go after who causes her pain. Which cause a lot of old and new secrets to come out. With life quickly unraveling the divas have to choose between secrets, friends, or freedom….


Confessions of a Serial Songwriter

Confessions of a Serial Songwriter

Author: Shelly Peiken

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

Published: 2016-03-01

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1495063623

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Confessions of a Serial Songwriter is an amusing and poignant memoir about songwriter Shelly Peiken's journey from young girl falling under the spell of magical songs to working professional songwriter writing hits of her own. It's about growing up, the creative process – the highs and the lows, the conflicts that arise between motherhood and career success, the divas and schemers, but also the talented and remarkable people she's found along the way. It's filled with stories and step-by-step advice about the songwriting process, especially collaboration. And it's about the challenge of staying relevant in a rapidly changing and youth-driven world. As Shelly so eloquently states in Confessions of a Serial Songwriter: “If I had to come up with one X factor that I could cite as a characteristic most hit songs have in common (and this excludes hit songs that are put forth by an already well-oiled machine...that is, a recording artist who has so much notoriety and momentum that just about anything he or she releases, as long as it's 'pretty good ' will have a decent shot at succeeding), I would say it would be: A universal sentiment in a unique frame.” Peiken has tapped the universal sentiment again and again; her songs have been recorded by such artists as Christina Aguilera, Natalie Cole, Selena Gomez, Celine Dion, the Pretenders, and others. In Confessions of a Serial Songwriter, she pulls the curtain back on the music business from the perspective of a behind-the-scenes hit creator and shares invaluable insight into the craft of songwriting.


I'll Stop Being A Sarcastic Bitch When You Stop Being A Stupid Fuck

I'll Stop Being A Sarcastic Bitch When You Stop Being A Stupid Fuck

Author: B. Happy

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-04-18

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13: 9781095122198

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Motivational Affirmation Gratitude Journal Whether you'restruggling and looking to journal your feelings away, or need a great sarcastic gift, this inspirationalnotebook is sure to life spirits and put happiness in your life. Journaling goals? Need to focuson the positive? This book provides ample space to write your thoughts, use as a place to trackyour daily devotionals, or keep track of simple acts of kindness and notes. AddTo Cart Now A perfect place for your reflection and prayer time, this notepadlets you reflect on the good things in life, those important people who put a smile on your face,and track daily feelings. Features: 100 undatedpages Space to write daily affirmations for great moments and importantpeople A notes section for doodling, reflection, and tracking memorableevents Product Description: 6x9" 100pages Uniquely designed matte cover High quality, heavy paper Wehave lots of great trackers and journals, so be sure to check out our other listings by clicking onthe "Author Name" link just below the title of this tracker. Ideas On How ToUse This Tracker: Mother's Day Gift Birthday Gift StockingStuffer Teacher Gift Coworker Gift GraduationGift


I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author: Sarah J. Robinson

Publisher: WaterBrook

Published: 2021-05-11

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0593193539

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A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.


Your Band Sucks

Your Band Sucks

Author: Jon Fine

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2015-05-19

Total Pages: 322

ISBN-13: 0698170318

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• A New York Times Summer Reading List selection • A Publishers Weekly Best Summer Book of 2015 • A Business Insider Best Summer Read • An Esquire Father’s Day Book selection • A New York Observer Best Music Book of 2015 • A memoir charting thirty years of the American independent rock underground by a musician who knows it intimately Jon Fine spent nearly thirty years performing and recording with bands that played various forms of aggressive and challenging underground rock music, and, as he writes in this memoir, at no point were any of those bands “ever threatened, even distantly, by actual fame.” Yet when members of his first band, Bitch Magnet, reunited after twenty-one years to tour Europe, Asia, and America, diehard longtime fans traveled from far and wide to attend those shows, despite creeping middle-age obligations of parenthood and 9-to-5 jobs, testament to the remarkable staying power of the indie culture that the bands predating the likes of Bitch Magnet--among them Black Flag, Mission of Burma, and Sonic Youth --willed into existence through sheer determination and a shared disdain for the mediocrity of contemporary popular music. In indie rock’s pre-Internet glory days of the 1980s, such defiant bands attracted fans only through samizdat networks that encompassed word of mouth, college radio, tiny record stores and ‘zines. Eschewing the superficiality of performers who gained fame through MTV, indie bands instead found glory in all-night recording sessions, shoestring van tours and endless appearances in grimy clubs. Some bands with a foot in this scene, like REM and Nirvana, eventually attained mainstream success. Many others, like Bitch Magnet, were beloved only by the most obsessed fans of this time. Like Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential, Your Band Sucks is an insider’s look at a fascinating and ferociously loved subculture. In it, Fine tracks how the indie-rock underground emerged and evolved, how it grappled with the mainstream and vice versa, and how it led many bands to an odd rebirth in the 21 st Century in which they reunited, briefly and bittersweetly, after being broken up for decades. Like Patti Smith’s Just Kids, Your Band Sucks is a unique evocation of a particular aesthetic moment. With backstage access to many key characters in the scene—and plenty of wit and sharply-worded opinion—Fine delivers a memoir that affectionately yet critically portrays an important, heady moment in music history.


The Bitchy Waiter

The Bitchy Waiter

Author: Darron Cardosa

Publisher: Union Square + ORM

Published: 2016-07-05

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 1454922613

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Hilarious tales from the trenches of food service from the popular blog—perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Anthony Bourdain, Erma Bombeck and Mo Rocca. For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa (a.k.a. The Bitchy Waiter) has your back. Based on his popular blog, this riotous book is full of waitstaff horror stories—plus heartwarming tales—from three decades in the industry. Cardosa knows you want your beer cold (“You want a cold beer? Thank you for clarifying so I didn’t bring you the one that just came out of the oven”). And while he may hate children (“I know the kid at Table Eight is trouble the moment he rolls into the restaurant in his fancy stroller”), he will at least consider owning up to his mistakes: “Do I take the steak from the floor, citing the “three-second rule,” and put it in the to-go box and carry it back to the woman?” From crazy customers to out-of-control egos, these acerbic tales offer a hilarious glimpse into what really goes on in that fancy restaurant—and inside the mind of a server. Praise for The Bitchy Waiter “Cardosa does for wait staff what Anthony Bourdain did for kitchens: he exposes the ugly side of food service from the perspective of those working on the front lines. And he puts the potential restaurant customer on notice that someone is watching and recording their bad behavior.” —Shelf Awareness